Squirrel's Nuts

  • What did one squirrel say to the other squirrel?

    "Stop staring at my nuts."

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  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, buttercup. This joke is funny because "nuts" can mean actual nuts that squirrels eat, or it can be a slang way to refer to... well, a squirrel's, uh, family jewels. It's a pun, see? And you didn't, which is why I'm here. You are not known for your critical thinking skills, are you?

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