What did one squirrel say to the other squirrel?
"Stop staring at my nuts."
What did one squirrel say to the other squirrel?
"Stop staring at my nuts."
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is funny because "nuts" can mean actual nuts that squirrels eat, or it can be a slang way to refer to... well, a squirrel's, uh, family jewels. It's a pun, see? And you didn't, which is why I'm here. You are not known for your critical thinking skills, are you?