Animal jokes
What's the similarities between anonymous and a cow? I think you know...
I like your cut, G.
*Slaps really hard*
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
The pinnacle of loyalty is that an ant married an elephant, and after he died, she spent her entire life burying him :)
What does a nearsighted gynaecologist and a puppy have in common?
Wet noses.
I met a fat chick at the beach.
People started asking me what I use for bait, or do you want us to help throw the whale back in the water?
Memes
Tuesday, I was looking at my family tree, and two dogs were using it.
If a tree could be any animal, what would it be?
Answer: A dog because of its bark lol. π
Why did the frog take the bus to work?
His car got toad.
What do you call a black goldfish? A gigger.
What's the similarity between Christmas stuffing and my penis?
I like them both inside dead animals, because alive animals feel too much like men, and then I'd cum too quick.
Why did the cow want to be an astronaut?
Because it wanted to see the Milky Way!
What did Ahsan do?
Meow meow.
Q. How does an ISIS terrorist practice safe sex?
A. He marks the camels that kick.
The farmers were playing chess, and the winner shouted and said: "I killed your horse!"
The second quickly left, and when he returned he said: "We have poisoned all your cows!"
What's the easiest way to make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tailβit'll be delighted!
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That's what I get for buying a pure bred dog.
I canβt take my dog to the park anymore.
Why?
The ducks keep trying to eat him.
Why would they do that?
Because heβs pure-bread.
Whatβs black and white and red all over?
A crushed nun!
Whatβs that black stuff between an elephants toes?
Slow natives.
Whatβs worse than spiders on your piano?
Craps on your organ.
What do you call a guy who loves to eat out a hoe's pussy?
Answer: a Carnivwhore.