Animal jokes
A dog talks to another dog and says,
"Wow, you're a hot dog!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
You sound like an owl.
What does the chicken say when he didn't understand something?
"What hap-HENd?"
A chicken is delicious.
What is a cow?
Memes
Me when I know its my last day of being a cow and I already hate my life
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
What do you say to your pony when it's being wild?
Stop horsing around!
What did the bull say when got hit in the special area? "Damn my bulls!" Ahahaha
What did the frog order?
A diet Croak!
I don't trust anything that bleeds for more than 5 days and is still alive.
Julie: What's the difference between a chimp and a pizza?
John: I don't know.
Julie: Remind me not to send you to the store...
What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop.
Why are fish smart?
They live i a school.
Why are fish smart?
They live in a school.
A few days ago, I phoned up the spiritual leader of Tibet, and he sent me a large goat with a long neck. Turns out I phoned Dial-a-Llama.
What's a bison's favorite gun?
A PP Bizon.
What's the difference between the Barracuda car and a fish?
The fish can't go fast.
What happens when animals do a squat?
It doesn't become pretty...
A fish is dead, who do you call? Aquaman!
How do bees get to school?
They go on a school buzz.