Animal jokes
Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands!
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.
Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, “Hello from the other side!”
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
Did you get them? Me neither. I mean, it is worst jokes ever. I'm kidding, I actually do understand them.
What do you call a fish with two knees?
How does an octopus laugh? Buble buble.
What time do you think dogs are not happy?
Bulldogs.
Have you heard about the animal that was made of a human hand?
It's an ARMadillo.
I've always wanted to WAVE to a dolphin, but it could never SEA me.
That dolphin is so WASHED up. WATER you say we get revenge?
I had to take my pet octopus to the vet yesterday.
Oh, don't worry, he's okay now.
But the vet charged me six quid.
A man and a giraffe walk into a bar. The man orders a beer, one for him and one for the giraffe.
After they finish their drinks, the giraffe falls over, and the man gets his stuff and heads for the door.
The bartender says, "Stop! You can't leave that thing lying on the floor!"
The man says, "Mate, that's not a lion, it's a giraffe."
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It doesn't matter, he's dead.
What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
These are bee puns.🐝
I BEElieve you are eager to hear!🐝
I love to BEE a little 9 years old writing on this page.🐝
(Last one) I want to BEEcome a BEE. ;-; I kid... Like this now and please Subscribe to Kelly Qin on YouTube and she is my mom and she has a bake channel!
What do you get when you get yourself a deer with no eyes?
You get no-eye-deer.
Where did the eye doctor keep all his kittens? On Cat-A-Racks!
Why do cats like to sing? They're very mewsical!
I have a dead fish in my lunchbox.
Roses are red, violets are blue, If I slapped you, that’d be animal abuse.
Why did the cheetah get in trouble at school?
Because he cheated on a test.
If my boobies are fish, then am I salmon boobies? Please give generously.
Why do cows have hooves and not feet? They lactose.