Animal jokes
It's amazing how dog owners can make their dogs shout different things. For example, Czech dogs go "barf," American dogs go "woof," and Chinese dogs go "sizzle."
Have you heard about the animal that was made of a human hand?
It's an ARMadillo.
What time do you think dogs are not happy?
Bulldogs.
I've always wanted to WAVE to a dolphin, but it could never SEA me.
That dolphin is so WASHED up. WATER you say we get revenge?
A man and a giraffe walk into a bar. The man orders a beer, one for him and one for the giraffe.
After they finish their drinks, the giraffe falls over, and the man gets his stuff and heads for the door.
The bartender says, "Stop! You can't leave that thing lying on the floor!"
The man says, "Mate, that's not a lion, it's a giraffe."
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It doesn't matter, he's dead.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
Where did the eye doctor keep all his kittens? On Cat-A-Racks!
What do you get when you get yourself a deer with no eyes?
You get no-eye-deer.
These are bee puns.🐝
I BEElieve you are eager to hear!🐝
I love to BEE a little 9 years old writing on this page.🐝
(Last one) I want to BEEcome a BEE. ;-; I kid... Like this now and please Subscribe to Kelly Qin on YouTube and she is my mom and she has a bake channel!
Why do cats like to sing? They're very mewsical!
Why did the cheetah get in trouble at school?
Because he cheated on a test.
Roses are red, violets are blue, If I slapped you, that’d be animal abuse.
One time the dog got bit by a snake, so my dad had to shoot it. My dad said to me, "This is what's going to happen to your little brother." "What little brother?" Exactly.
What do you call a chicken staring at a pile of lettuce?
A chicken sees a salad.
(Say it out loud if you don't get it!)
Child: Mom, someone told me you talk like an owl.
Teacher: Who?
Child: Oh, it is true, you do talk like an owl!
What do a turtle and a pedophile have in common?
They both try to get there before the hair does.
What's Superman's weaknesses? Kryptonite and horses.
What happened when the dog played golf?
He hit the ball into the ruff.