Animal jokes
What do you call a fish with two knees?
How does an octopus laugh? Buble buble.
Have you heard about the animal that was made of a human hand?
It's an ARMadillo.
I've always wanted to WAVE to a dolphin, but it could never SEA me.
That dolphin is so WASHED up. WATER you say we get revenge?
I had to take my pet octopus to the vet yesterday.
Oh, don't worry, he's okay now.
But the vet charged me six quid.
What time do you think dogs are not happy?
Bulldogs.
A man and a giraffe walk into a bar. The man orders a beer, one for him and one for the giraffe.
After they finish their drinks, the giraffe falls over, and the man gets his stuff and heads for the door.
The bartender says, "Stop! You can't leave that thing lying on the floor!"
The man says, "Mate, that's not a lion, it's a giraffe."
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It doesn't matter, he's dead.
What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
Where did the eye doctor keep all his kittens? On Cat-A-Racks!
What do you get when you get yourself a deer with no eyes?
You get no-eye-deer.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
These are bee puns.🐝
I BEElieve you are eager to hear!🐝
I love to BEE a little 9 years old writing on this page.🐝
(Last one) I want to BEEcome a BEE. ;-; I kid... Like this now and please Subscribe to Kelly Qin on YouTube and she is my mom and she has a bake channel!
Why do cats like to sing? They're very mewsical!
How do you make an elephant float?
One elephant, two scoops of ice cream, and a lot of root beer!
I've patched 1,000 roofs, and they don't call you Boris the roof patcher. I've built 100,000 swords and shields, and they don't call you Boris the blacksmith, but you fuck one goat!
What happened when the dog played golf?
He hit the ball into the ruff.
If my boobies are fish, then am I salmon boobies? Please give generously.
Why did Mozart kill all his chickens?
Because when he asked them who the best composer was, they all said, "Bach, Bach, Bach!"
Why do cows have hooves and not feet? They lactose.