Animal jokes
I've always wanted to WAVE to a dolphin, but it could never SEA me.
That dolphin is so WASHED up. WATER you say we get revenge?
What time do you think dogs are not happy?
Bulldogs.
Have you heard about the animal that was made of a human hand?
It's an ARMadillo.
I love me a nice tight pussy. That's why I'm in big trouble with RSPCA.
How does an octopus laugh? Buble buble.
Memes
It's amazing how dog owners can make their dogs shout different things. For example, Czech dogs go "barf," American dogs go "woof," and Chinese dogs go "sizzle."
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It doesn't matter, he's dead.
What do you get when you get yourself a deer with no eyes?
You get no-eye-deer.
Where did the eye doctor keep all his kittens? On Cat-A-Racks!
These are bee puns.🐝
I BEElieve you are eager to hear!🐝
I love to BEE a little 9 years old writing on this page.🐝
(Last one) I want to BEEcome a BEE. ;-; I kid... Like this now and please Subscribe to Kelly Qin on YouTube and she is my mom and she has a bake channel!
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
Why do cats like to sing? They're very mewsical!
I have a dead fish in my lunchbox.
What's the difference between a cop car and a hedgehog?
With a cop car, all the pricks are on the inside.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lick-alot-a-puss.
If my boobies are fish, then am I salmon boobies? Please give generously.
Why did the cheetah get in trouble at school?
Because he cheated on a test.
Roses are red, violets are blue, If I slapped you, that’d be animal abuse.
What's Superman's weaknesses? Kryptonite and horses.