Animal jokes
I have a joke about death.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Think about it :)
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was depressed.
A fly is 6 inches above water, and a fish sees it and it leaps out and gets the fly. Then a bear grabs the fish and eats it. Then a hunter shot the bear, and a mouse saw some crackers and then leaped on the cracker and ate it. Then a cat runs down to get the mouse, trips, and falls into the water, and that's the story of how six inches can get a pussy wet.
Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands!
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.
Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, “Hello from the other side!”
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
Did you get them? Me neither. I mean, it is worst jokes ever. I'm kidding, I actually do understand them.
What do you call a fish with two knees?
What time do you think dogs are not happy?
Bulldogs.
I've always wanted to WAVE to a dolphin, but it could never SEA me.
That dolphin is so WASHED up. WATER you say we get revenge?
I love me a nice tight pussy. That's why I'm in big trouble with RSPCA.
Have you heard about the animal that was made of a human hand?
It's an ARMadillo.
I had to take my pet octopus to the vet yesterday.
Oh, don't worry, he's okay now.
But the vet charged me six quid.
It's amazing how dog owners can make their dogs shout different things. For example, Czech dogs go "barf," American dogs go "woof," and Chinese dogs go "sizzle."
How does an octopus laugh? Buble buble.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It doesn't matter, he's dead.
What do you get when you get yourself a deer with no eyes?
You get no-eye-deer.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
These are bee puns.🐝
I BEElieve you are eager to hear!🐝
I love to BEE a little 9 years old writing on this page.🐝
(Last one) I want to BEEcome a BEE. ;-; I kid... Like this now and please Subscribe to Kelly Qin on YouTube and she is my mom and she has a bake channel!
Where did the eye doctor keep all his kittens? On Cat-A-Racks!
What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
Why do cats like to sing? They're very mewsical!
I have a dead fish in my lunchbox.