Animal jokes
I've always wanted to WAVE to a dolphin, but it could never SEA me.
That dolphin is so WASHED up. WATER you say we get revenge?
I had to take my pet octopus to the vet yesterday.
Oh, don't worry, he's okay now.
But the vet charged me six quid.
What time do you think dogs are not happy?
Bulldogs.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It doesn't matter, he's dead.
What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
Memes
Day 18
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
Where did the eye doctor keep all his kittens? On Cat-A-Racks!
These are bee puns.🐝
I BEElieve you are eager to hear!🐝
I love to BEE a little 9 years old writing on this page.🐝
(Last one) I want to BEEcome a BEE. ;-; I kid... Like this now and please Subscribe to Kelly Qin on YouTube and she is my mom and she has a bake channel!
What's a duck's favorite drug?
Cwack.
What do you get when you get yourself a deer with no eyes?
You get no-eye-deer.
Why do cats like to sing? They're very mewsical!
What happened when the dog played golf?
He hit the ball into the ruff.
If my boobies are fish, then am I salmon boobies? Please give generously.
I've patched 1,000 roofs, and they don't call you Boris the roof patcher. I've built 100,000 swords and shields, and they don't call you Boris the blacksmith, but you fuck one goat!
Why did Mozart kill all his chickens?
Because when he asked them who the best composer was, they all said, "Bach, Bach, Bach!"
What's the difference between a cop car and a hedgehog?
With a cop car, all the pricks are on the inside.
I have a dead fish in my lunchbox.
Why do cows have hooves and not feet? They lactose.
Roses are red, violets are blue, If I slapped you, that’d be animal abuse.
One time the dog got bit by a snake, so my dad had to shoot it. My dad said to me, "This is what's going to happen to your little brother." "What little brother?" Exactly.