Animal jokes
Why can't the cheetah play hide and seek? Because he's always spotted.
Why don't cheetahs say goodbye?
Because they are not going to work.
What do you call a dinosaur with a butt?
A Butt-asaurus.
Rooster.
What do you call a cow's facial hair?
A moostache.
"Dude come here and see a rabbit!"
"Ok!"
"Are you ok, man?"
"Yeah, I’m fine."
"Dude, pull your pants back up!"
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Because walls.
So you know there's like dog mixes, right? Like a Snoodle and that stuff, right? So why can't a bulldog and a shih tzu be mixed? 'Cause if they did, it would be called bullshit.
Why did the Nurse bring a red pen to work? To draw Blood.
Why did the M&M go to school? To be a smartie.
Why did the monkey bring a ladder to school? To be in highschool.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the chicken coop?
I got kicked outta the poker game.
They said I was a little cheetah.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get away from this conversation?
How do you check that a rabbit is old?
You check how many gray hares it has.
How does a penguin (however you spell it) build a house? Igloos it together!
MAGAnon is the goat.
🦆🦆🦆
I named my dog "5 miles," so now I can tell people I walk "5 miles" everyday. 😏😎
What did the cops do when 600 hares escaped the zoo?
The cops had to comb the area.
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
A fly is 6 inches above water, and a fish sees it and it leaps out and gets the fly. Then a bear grabs the fish and eats it. Then a hunter shot the bear, and a mouse saw some crackers and then leaped on the cracker and ate it. Then a cat runs down to get the mouse, trips, and falls into the water, and that's the story of how six inches can get a pussy wet.
Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands!
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.
Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, “Hello from the other side!”
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
Did you get them? Me neither. I mean, it is worst jokes ever. I'm kidding, I actually do understand them.