Animal jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road to get away from this conversation?
MAGAnon is the goat.
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What do you call a cow's facial hair?
A moostache.
I got kicked outta the poker game.
They said I was a little cheetah.
How do you check that a rabbit is old?
You check how many gray hares it has.
How does a penguin (however you spell it) build a house? Igloos it together!
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the chicken coop?
Why did the cow wiggle?
To make milkshake! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
How do you confuse a fish?
Put it in a round fishbowl and tell it to go to the corner!
Your mama is so fat, she only knows three words: KFC.
What are cow jokes considered?
Cheesy.
What did the cow say to your mom?
Hello.
What is a cat's favorite Queen song... Don't stop meow.
Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
They were always saying "Bach, Bach, Bach". And his cows preferred Moo-zak.
What do you call a flying sheep?
A muttonbird.
How do you catch a polar bear?
Cut a hole in the ice, put peas around it, when the polar bear goes to take a pea, you kick him in the ice hole.
A bat mitzvah for sheep is a baaaaaat mitzvah!
What did the cops do when 600 hares escaped the zoo?
The cops had to comb the area.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was depressed.
A fly is 6 inches above water, and a fish sees it and it leaps out and gets the fly. Then a bear grabs the fish and eats it. Then a hunter shot the bear, and a mouse saw some crackers and then leaped on the cracker and ate it. Then a cat runs down to get the mouse, trips, and falls into the water, and that's the story of how six inches can get a pussy wet.