Why did the little boy cry?
He had a frog nailed to his face and stapled to each of his fins. The frogs were his personal molesters.
Frog Molester
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright listen up, this joke is about a lil' boy cryin' because he got a frog nailed to his face and stapled to his fins. But these ain't just any frogs, they be his personal molesters! I know, kinda messed up right? You probably thought frogs just croak and eat flies. News flash: You wouldn't know funny if it slapped you in the face, you donkey!