Animal jokes
What is a cheetah's favorite snack?
Cheetos.
A farmer walks into his bedroom with his wife in bed with a sheep under his arm and says, "This is the pig I'm fucking." She says, "You idiot, that's a sheep!" He says, "Shut up, I wasn't talking to you."
Why did the snake eat a panda?
What’s the name of this brand? *picture of puma logo*
Them: Puma
“Puma balls in yo mouth.”
What did the priest say to the skunk?
Let us spray.
What do you call a cat with a live in doctor?
An anemic, shrivelled cat with desperate attached owners.
Why’d the chicken cross the road?
To get choked and stroked by Mr. Big Bloke!
“We’ll choke and stroke, it ain’t no joke!”
"You are stupid. You can’t even ride a baby pony!"
If two eagles make a baby and two sparrows make a baby, what makes no baby?
Two swallows.
Why do cows have babies?
They moo-ved together.
Why can't a dodo fly? Cus it suicided when it saw you will be born soon.
Why did the cow knock over Johnny?
Because the cow felt like to dumb.
There were 3 Gay Fish in a Tank. One says to the others: "How do you drive this thing?"
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Why was the chicken screaming?
He had an egg stuck in his butt.
News: Ook! says an interviewed monkey.
Tongue twister: Through three cheese trees Three free fleas flew. While these three fleas flew, freezy breeze blew. Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze; freezy trees made these tree's cheese freeze.
That's what made these three fleas sneeze. 👍😀
What are 8 people hiding in a corner because they're scared?
An octopus.
What goes oOoOo on your breath that scared away the animals from the farm?
Teacher: Little Johnny, why are you late again?
Little Johnny: I had to be there for the birth of our first mixed cow, the white cow fell on the mud! (The teacher faints)
What kind of udder likes McDonald's?
Udderly unhealthy.