A girl said she liked dogs. I called her a bitch.
Animal Jokes
Does chocolate milk come from black cows?
"Meow, meow, woof, woof." That's what animals say to me when I die.
I bet when 2 cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one says, "You're such a cheetah!" Then they laugh and go and eat a zebra or whatever.
What did the evil chicken lay?
Deviled egg.
"Dude come here and see a rabbit!"
"Ok!"
"Are you ok, man?"
"Yeah, I’m fine."
"Dude, pull your pants back up!"
Rooster.
What's the difference between a pig and a police officer?
The pig smells better.
Why did the koala cross the road to get to the other gum tree?
What do you call a three humped camel?
Why did the ducky get arrested?
He got caught selling quack.
Why do duckies wipe after they poop?
Their butt quack.
When I was 11, my mom came home from the bar super drunk that night, and I just wanted to know if they knew where the cat was because I heard a noise. We had a loooooooong talk the next morning.
Why did Mozart hate all of his chickens?
When he asked them who the best composer was, they all replied, “Bach, Bach, Bach.”
If an orphan was an animal, it would be an owl because they don't know "WHOOO" their parents are.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your mom's house.
Knock knock.
You: Who's there?
Your new father!
What did the cat say when he got mad?
I'm hissed!
You are a fat pig.
You are so cat.
You are so blind, even a spider can see better than you.
