Animal jokes
What do rabbits eat for breakfast? IHOP.
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A mega-sore-ass.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A-lick-a-lot-of-puss.
What do you call a whale on a beach?
Banked.
I wish I was a dinosaur because all of them are dead.
What does a perverted frog say?
"Rubbit."
If I'm holding a cricket ball in each hand, what do I have?
A really fucking huge cricket.
Chicken on a stick with a macaroni tick.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Anything you want; it won't chase you.
Q: If a cat says to a dog, "All dogs are liars," and the dog says to the cat, "All cats are liars," what does it mean?
A: It means cats and dogs can talk.
What does a stray cat/dog have in common?
Both of them don't have a home!
Hansume cheetah e Cel Cheetos?
Why is an orphan and a dog friends?
Dees was a squirrel who had big nuts.
Everybody loved dees big nuts.
Why does a cheetah cheat to always win?
What does a cheetah like to eat? Fast food, lol!
A girl said she liked dogs. I called her a bitch.
Does chocolate milk come from black cows?
"Meow, meow, woof, woof." That's what animals say to me when I die.
I bet when 2 cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one says, "You're such a cheetah!" Then they laugh and go and eat a zebra or whatever.