Animal jokes
What goes oOoOo on your breath that scared away the animals from the farm?
Teacher: Little Johnny, why are you late again?
Little Johnny: I had to be there for the birth of our first mixed cow, the white cow fell on the mud! (The teacher faints)
What kind of udder likes McDonald's?
Udderly unhealthy.
What do you call a lion as a baby?
Cocota
What did all the humans say when all the pets left town?
A doggone catastrophe!
What do rabbits eat for breakfast? IHOP.
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A mega-sore-ass.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A-lick-a-lot-of-puss.
What do you call a whale on a beach?
Banked.
I wish I was a dinosaur because all of them are dead.
What does a perverted frog say?
"Rubbit."
If I'm holding a cricket ball in each hand, what do I have?
A really fucking huge cricket.
Chicken on a stick with a macaroni tick.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Anything you want; it won't chase you.
Q: If a cat says to a dog, "All dogs are liars," and the dog says to the cat, "All cats are liars," what does it mean?
A: It means cats and dogs can talk.
What does a stray cat/dog have in common?
Both of them don't have a home!
Hansume cheetah e Cel Cheetos?
Why is an orphan and a dog friends?
Dees was a squirrel who had big nuts.
Everybody loved dees big nuts.
Why does a cheetah cheat to always win?