Animal jokes
What is mad cow disease?
Why can't the cheetah play hide and seek? Because he's always spotted.
How do bees go to school?
They go on a buzzzzzzzzzzz.
How come Mr. Squirrel watches porn sometimes?
Sometimes he feels like a nut, sometimes he don't.
RIP Harambe.
What do you say when a cat says "me moaw"?
The cat says "me toooo!"
What do you call mouse sneakers? Squeakers!
My friend said this to me: "Were you born on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen." :(
I really wanna hit you right now, but that would be animal abuse.
What do you call a mouse with sneakers?
Squeakers!
What do you call a caterpillar that's sad?
A sad caterpillar.
What do you call a bird with no feet? A fly.
My dog once went to Uranus. 🐶🤣🤣🤣
You know, because dogs sniff Uranus? 😂😂😂
Why didn't the dog want to play football??
'Cause he was a boxer!
How long was the owl trick or treating?
Owl night long!
What's a cow's favorite newspaper?
The Daily M0Os.
Oh my frickig god, cleared my history and forgot my password for this, 3th account!
Do you know what dogs and orphans don't have in common?
Dogs get loved.
What do you call an animal flouting?
Super bird!
What do you call a running chicken?
Scared.
What's the difference between a hamster and a cigarette?
They're both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.