How do bees get to school? On a school buzz.
Animal Jokes
How do fish get to school?
On a octobus.
Lol.
How does an octopus laugh? Buble buble.
Why wasnβt the frog πΈ crying?
Because he was hoppy.
Why did the duck say hi to the other butt?
Because he wanted it to smell good.
What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?
Mooooooo my secret is that it's pasture bedtime, but not pasture bedtime!
Moose jokes, why did the moose fly with an airplane? Because it was a skoose.
Why did the alligator see a crocodile?
Because it ate too many humans, and he was sick.
Aren't I beary good?
What do you call a fish with no I? A fshhhhhh!
Stupid cow.
I saw a cat. It said, "Raisin" when he saw a nut. Hahaha, I am a crappy joker. Put me in the nerd club.
Why did the cow wiggle?
To make milkshake! ππππππ
What time is it when a rooster sits on a fence? Morning.
What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence? Time to get a new fence.
What time is it when a lawyer sits on the fence? Time for an elephant to sit on the fence.
Why can't antelopes get married?
Because they can't elope.
Where do cows go for entertainment?
The MOOOOvie theater.
GOOGOO?
RTY!
Q: What's the similarity between a dog and a bed?
A: I can jump on my bed. A: And I use a pillow on both of them.
I once had a pet snake, exactly 3.14 meters.
He was a great Οthon.
What do you call an owl with armor?
A Knight Owl!
