What do you get when you cross a bunny and a Honda? Just the Honda.
Animal Jokes
What do turtles use to communicate?
A shellphone!
While I was walking on the road, a cat crossed my road, and 5 min later I found it fell in the gutter.
So in class, they were learning about where food comes from:
Teacher: So kids, where does bacon come from?
Student: PIGS!
Teacher: Correct. Where does mutton come from?
Student: SHEEP!
Teacher: And finally, here’s your homework.
Student: IK where that comes from!
A FAT COW! 😂😂
Why can't Chinese play baseball?
Because they eat the bats.
Q: What is a baby's favorite reptile?
A: A rattlesnake.
What's a woodpecker's favorite kind of jokes?
Knock knock ones.
Stop making moo jokes, they're so annoying!
Why was the turtle looking at her phone?
She wanted to take a shellfie.
The thing about animals is every time you pick one up, you have to put it down.
Why did the dog want a kiss? Because he can see his knees.
Rabbit poop is cereal.
The cow was stuck because 3 retarded piggies were blocking him.
What did the cow say to the pigs, "MOOOVE!"
What did the kangaroo 🦘 bring to the cookout?
A jump rope!
Knock knock.
"Cow goes."
No, silly, cows go moo!
What do you call a dumb and mean crocodile?
A crookodile.
Why can't cheetahs play any games?
Because they're cheetahs!
My sis a fat cow.
Yo mama so fat, cow!
What did the Queen Bee say to her bees?
"Beehive yourselves!"
