Animal jokes
What do you call a sick eagle?
Ill-eagle! 😂
A farmer has 3 fat ugly cows. One is named Xia. The next is named Chiang. What's the third?
Yu.
One day, Billy cow wandered off to the railroad tracks where his mother always told him not to go. His mother asked him where he had gone when he got home. He replied that he was just going for a graze. His neighbor later told his mother he had saw him at the railroad tracks. What would you call Billy cow now?
Ground Beef.
What does the bee say to the fly?
"Buzz off!"
What did the officer tell the lioness after she said she was a dog?
Oooooooooh girl, you lion!
The one by die.
What do you call an orphan fish?
Self-ish.
Koalas are awesome!
Koalas are weird. Why? I don't know!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the retard's house.
Knock knock. Who's there?
The chicken...
Who is chicken's favorite actor?
James Cor-hen!
What should you name a dog without any legs?
It doesn't really matter. No matter what you yell, he's not coming.
How do chickens 🐔 get stronger and stronger?
They egg-xercise every day!
How do bees 🐝 get to school?
They ride the school buzz!
pop pop meow?
What do you call a sheep obsessed with cars? A Lambo.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It don't matter what you call it, 'cause it ain't gonna come to you.
What did the fish say to the other fish when it got hooked?
"That's what you get for not keeping your mouth shut."
Why did the bee get married?
Because she found her honey.
What do you call a scared octopus?
An octopussy.