Animal jokes
Why don't people sit next to the cheetah during a test?
Because he's a cheetah!
What is the difference between a human and a magic dog night?
What do you call a bee’s love?
Honey.
What do you call a dog that tells time?
A watchdog.
Hi! I love my dog.
Why did the man cross the road?
Because his dick was stuck in the chicken!
Why don't Bald Eagles like fast food? It always runs away!
What's a fish's least favorite instrument?
A ClariNET!
Dinosaurs be like:
".......My friends are dead, like bruhhh."
Why are dolphins so smart?
Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
What is the difference between a human and a tree and a house? Is for dinner today after school today after I have school 🏫 I have for kids dinner 🍴 was that I had dinner 🍴 night night dinner 🍴 night is what time it when we went and get the dog 🐶 night and dinner 🍴 night I love 💕 it is the one ☝️ I did not have time today.
What did the zoo say to the snow ❄️? Get lost!
Why did the octopus cross the road?
To get to the douchebag's house.
Knock knock.
(It's the octopus.)
What's a rabbit's favorite song?
Hip hop.
How do you make an elephant float?
One elephant, two scoops of ice cream, and a lot of root beer!
Today I learned humans eat more bananas than monkeys.
I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.
What did the man say to the girl?
You just milked a cow.
Q: What did one koala say to the other? A: How's it hanging? 😂
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why?
To get to the gay kid's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Zozo the hobo has two frogs and a bunny cage from pet expo. Why? Because he wanted a pet, you idiot!