Animal jokes
I'd hit you, but I don't want to go to jail for animal abuse.
Q: What do you call a pigeon that is full of poop that flies in front of a car?
A: A suicide bomber.
Why do women have legs? Because they would leave snail tracks wherever they went.
Mufasa, proof that cats don't always land on their feet.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cow.
Cow who?
Cow don't go who, they go moo!
What's a penguin's favorite relative?
Aunt Arctic.
What's a penguin's favorite relative?
What do you call crocodiles that don't say "swim" every day?
Hey anime girl, I hope you know that Jayden is a boy and we got back together.
Hahahaha, you never had a chance, so hahahaha!
Friends are like penguins: if you stab them, they die. 😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈
7000+ bats.
What do cows use for math? A cow-culator 😏
What flies around the school at night?
Alpha-bats!
Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can.
What do you get when you cross a deer and a pickle?
A dildo.
What do you call a male cow that snores?
A “Bull Dozer”.
I have a fish that can breakdance only for 20 seconds, and he can only do it once.
"I work with animals," the man said to his date.
His date said, "I love a man who works with animals. What job is it for the animal?"
"I am a butcher," said the man.
Do you know how a snail has a "nail," why can't it be a nut?
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn't need a rope to hang.