Animal jokes
What's a penguin's favorite relative?
What do you call crocodiles that don't say "swim" every day?
Hey anime girl, I hope you know that Jayden is a boy and we got back together.
Hahahaha, you never had a chance, so hahahaha!
Friends are like penguins: if you stab them, they die. 😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈
7000+ bats.
What do cows use for math? A cow-culator 😏
What flies around the school at night?
Alpha-bats!
Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can.
What do you get when you cross a deer and a pickle?
A dildo.
What do you call a male cow that snores?
A “Bull Dozer”.
I have a fish that can breakdance only for 20 seconds, and he can only do it once.
"I work with animals," the man said to his date.
His date said, "I love a man who works with animals. What job is it for the animal?"
"I am a butcher," said the man.
Do you know how a snail has a "nail," why can't it be a nut?
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn't need a rope to hang.
What did the chicken say after he died? Nothing.
Why did the dog cross the road twice?
Because he was trying to catch a boomerang.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To become roadkill.
What happened to the chicken after he died? He did not say anything, so I don't know.
What can a duck eat for a snack? Saltine quackers!
Ohh my god, it's a dinosaur with a huge ass mothafuckin' noseeee!!!!