What did one squirrel say to the other? "Do you have any nuts?"
Animal Jokes
What talks high pitched and can't fly?
A gay man in Iran.
You smell like a monkey, and you might have to take a shower, pu.
Why did the gorilla leave the mafia headquarters for good?
What is big, black, and hairy? It's a gorilla with a machine gun.
Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead, DUHHHHHHHHHHH!
Why are fish smart?
They live in a school.
Why are fish smart?
They live i a school.
Driving through the woods today, I saw a boy with a bare behind.
What do you call a bird with no wings?
A no flyer.
Little Johnny and his dad were going to buy a horse.
Dad: Rubbing on the horse’s chest and butt.
Little Johnny: What are you doing?
Dad: Checking to see if the horse is healthy so I can buy it.
Little Johnny: Oh well, I think the mall man wants to buy mom.
What is a doe called with no legs?
•" No legged deer."
What do you call a deer with no ears?
•" No eared deer."
What do you call a deer with no eye?
•" No eye deer."
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The only time that cows will make noise is when they are in the moooo-d.
What is red and looks like a zebra?
My arm. Hehhehehehe UwU
Why did the koala go to bed?
Because it was leafing.
What is an owl that wears armor?
What sound do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?
Meow.
What do sea turtles and lesbians have in common?
They both choke on plastic.
What's yellow and can’t swim?
Your dead fish.
What did the snake say to the mouse? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
