What key opens a banana?
A monkey.
What key opens a banana?
A monkey.
My crush: OMG, my dog just died!πππππ
Me: Oh my goodness, I am so sorry. I am here for you!
My crush: I have a boyfriend...π
Me: Yeah well, I have a dog.
A cheetah and a lion are racing.
The cheetah wins.
The lion says, "You a cheetah!"
The cheetah replies, "Nah, you a lion!"
A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage. Why was she crying before she went in? Because the people came back for their dog!
What happened to watersharky?
Why canβt you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Because walls.
WAAAAAAAAAATERSHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARKY!
The pterodactyl went in my bathroom and peed.
When I was in the shower, I couldn't hear it. Why? Because the "p" is silent.
Why did the cheetah need to fart on the lion? So he could win the race.
Dimetrodon, dimetrodon.