Animal

Animal Jokes

My crush: OMG, my dog just died!😭😭😭😭😭

Me: Oh my goodness, I am so sorry. I am here for you!

My crush: I have a boyfriend...πŸ™„

Me: Yeah well, I have a dog.

A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage. Why was she crying before she went in? Because the people came back for their dog!

The pterodactyl went in my bathroom and peed.

When I was in the shower, I couldn't hear it. Why? Because the "p" is silent.

I named my dog Stone so that I can say to people that I throw stones every day.