Man walks into a bar and sees a bear serving drinks... Sits down looking astonished. The bear says “what’s the matter you never saw a bear serving drinks? “ The man says “it’s not that, I just never thought the moose would sell the place.”
What is a pig cross pineapple. A porkypine!
What do you call a cow with no legs? (Ground Beef!) No, a cow! The absence of legs does not change the fact that the species is still a cow!
What do you call a DOG with no legs? (A dog?) It doesn't matter what you call it, as it's never going to come.
Two silk worms got in a fight. It ended in a tie.
i like my woman like i like my coffee in a big sack on top of donkey
What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?
He went to the Shell station.
Have you heard about the lemming that jumped off a cliff into an ocean?
I heard it was because of pier pressure.
what do you call a cow that is really sad? Utterly Depressed HEHEHEHE
What is a pig’s 🐷 favorite pie 🥧 ?
Mississippi Mud.
Whats black, white, and red all over? a penguin in a blender
Whats all fuzzy, warm, and laughing? The person who snapped its neck and put it into the blender
Why isn't a koala a bear? It doesn't have the koalafications
What do cows eat for breakfast? -- Moosli.
What do rat’s like on their birthday? Mice cream and cake
A man opened a snail farm.
He said that it is a slow moving business.
A women walkes into a supermarket and sees a blined man swing a dog around in the air so the women walkes up to him and asked "what what are you doing" the man says " just having a look round"
What's goes "Ooooooo."? A cow with no lips
my sister gives her hamster to my brother since she thinks im irresponsible so i throw it out the window
Q: Why did the cat get arrested A: he was caught littering
What do you call a bunny with a bent dick?
Fucks funny
Why do shepherds never learn to count?
Because if they did they would always be falling asleep.
