Animal jokes
What happens when you cross a pig and karate?
A pork chop!
What do you cross with a cow and a tiger? (mooigter)
What did the buffalo say to the buffalo's son?
"Bi-son."
Beach whales.
What is mad cow disease?
What did the mouse say after its bath?
"I feel squeaky clean!"
Why did the man sit on his porch and bark at the postman when he came?
Because his dog had a sore throat!
Why are chickens so funny? Because...
What games do bats like to play at recess?
What will Sarah Thompson (Ninja Steel Pink) do if she meets the ToQgers (Train Super Sentai)?
They will TRAIN together.
Why is it so hard to tame a dog?
Because it's unTRAINable!
What is large, grey, and it doesn't matter? An Irrelephant! Hahahahahahahahaha! Hahaha!
What do you call crocodiles that don't say "swim" every day?
How do you get a million fowl?
You run through Africa with a bullet of water.
What is a cheetah's favorite snack?
Cheetos.
Why did the duck cross the road to get to his quack dealer?
DOGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
- What do you call a bee who flew to United States? - "USB"
What do you call a pig who knows how to use a knife? A pork chop.
What did the chicken say after he died? Nothing.
Did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupt?
Now he's a bronze fish.