Animal Jokes

Cow

Anonymous

What do cows like to do? COW-culating

Gage

Have you heard the joke about the sheep, drum, and snake? "Baa" "dumm" "tsss"

Meme lord

What do you call a otter video game that is about robbing?- Grand Theft Otter!

Seagull

Anonymous

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they would bexpect bagels.

Border

Anonymous

A rooster ran across the border from the USA to Canada and laid an egg. Which country does that egg belong to?

Roosters don't lay eggs.

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NotAJew

where do you find a dog with no arms or legs -where you left it

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High

Anonymous

IN AUSTRALIA, MY JOKES ARE HIGH KOALA-TY

Trouble

What do you do with a dog that has no legs, - Take him for a drag

not you

there are 5 cats on a boat and 1 jumps off. how many are left?- 0 they were copy cats

Cow

Anonymous

Why do cows have hooves? Because they lactose!

Sam

in Bad

Why can’t dinosaurs clap?

Because there dead.

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Cow

Anonymous

What do you call a dictatorial cow?

Moosilini

Cross

Anonymous

What is a pig cross pineapple. A porkypine!

Cross

Anonymous

why did the chicken cross the road?-it didn't

Zoo

Anonymous

I went to the zoo the other day. The only animal there was a dog. It was a Shih-tzu (shit zoo).

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Floor

Anonymous

A man and a giraffe walk into a bar, the man orders a beer one for him and one for the giraffe. After they finish their drinks the giraffe falls over and the man gets his stuff and heads for the door. The bartender says "Stop! you can't leave that thing lying on the floor" The man says "Mate, that's not a lion, it's a giraffe".

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SexyBoi

What do you call a cow with 2 legs?

Lean Beef.

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Puns

Anonymous

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.

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Cow

Anonymous

I was going to tell you a cow joke...

but it's pasture bed time.

Anonymous

Why do sharks swim in salt water?

Because pepper water makes them sneeze.

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