What do you call a bear with extreme mood swings? -- A bi-polar-bear.
Animal Jokes
What did the fish say before he hit the wall? -- "Oh, dam."
What food does a cheetah eat?
Fast food.
What does an evil hen lay?
Deviled eggs! 😈🥚
What animal should wear a wig?
A bald eagle!
What is a cow's favorite party game?
Moo-sical chairs!
What do you call a cow jumping over barbed wire? Utter destruction.
What do you get when a cow doesn't give any more milk?
A milk dud 😂
I wondered if becoming a furry could help me escape my crippling depression...
Unfortunately, the veterinarian insisted that he still wasn't going to euthanize me.
Why did the chicken cross the road? cuz he saw a chic 😉
A shark can swim faster than me, but I can run faster than a shark.
So in a triathlon, it would all come down to whoever can ride a bike the fastest.
I got jealous of the zebras. Sorry, I’ll cut it out. I wanted to practice for my med school test.
What cow can part water? Mooses.
Donkeys are cool.
You know the difference between me and a zebra? Me neither.
For sale: Dead canary.
Not going cheep.
Q: What’s a koala's favorite drink?
A: Coca Koala.
Where do animal does Russian milk come from?
"Moscows".
Why didn't the koala make the finals? It got diskoalafied.
Why did the snail paint a big "S" on his car?
Because he wanted people to say look at that S-car go when he rolled by.
