Animal jokes
What do you get when a cow doesn't give any more milk?
A milk dud 😂
I had problems milking my cow one morning. It was an udder failure.
If mistakes make people human, then your parents must have been alligators before you were born.
Two fish are in a tank. One says, "You man the guns, I'll drive!"
What did the fish say before he hit the wall? -- "Oh, dam."
Memes
SAY IT OR YOUR GOING TO HELL
What food does a cheetah eat?
Fast food.
What does an evil hen lay?
Deviled eggs! 😈🥚
What animal should wear a wig?
A bald eagle!
Q: What’s a koala's favorite drink?
A: Coca Koala.
What is a cow's favorite party game?
Moo-sical chairs!
What do you call a cow jumping over barbed wire? Utter destruction.
Did you hear about the guy who got fired for having sex with his clients?
He was a great veterinarian.
You know the difference between me and a zebra? Me neither.
Why did the chicken cross the road? cuz he saw a chic 😉
I got jealous of the zebras. Sorry, I’ll cut it out. I wanted to practice for my med school test.
What cow can part water? Mooses.
Donkeys are cool.
Where do animal does Russian milk come from?
"Moscows".
For sale: Dead canary.
Not going cheep.
Why did the snail paint a big "S" on his car?
Because he wanted people to say look at that S-car go when he rolled by.