Animal jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
"What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?"
"Sofishticated."
This is how animals were named.
"Bye Son." *cuts call*. What are we talking about?
"Bison. Perfect."
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.
Never search up "monkey with blue balls."
Why did the chicken cross the road? Nuts!
The thing about animals is every time you pick one up, you have to put it down.
What do penguins wear on their heads?
Snow caps!
What is an owl that wears armor?
What is a four-legged animal called that can fly?
A donkey flying in the sky running away from me.
What do you get when you are hungry? A dog to eat.
Did you hear about the cat that ate a lemon? Now it's a sourpuss.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Ground beef.
Why don't blind people skydive?
Because it scares their dogs too much!
I am starting a frog cult now!
Teacher: What does the pig's skin do?
Student: It keeps pig skin together! 😂
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Bear.
Bear who?
Bear bum!
What do you call a cow on steroids? A bull-y.
Why did the ducks go to jail?
They sold quack.
What do you call a donkey with no feet?
A horse.