Animal

Animal Jokes

Fish

Two fish are in a tank. One says, "You man the guns, I'll drive!"

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  • Bear

    What do you call a bear with extreme mood swings? -- A bi-polar-bear.

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  • Egg

    What does an evil hen lay?

    Deviled eggs! 😈πŸ₯š

    Cow

    What do you call a cow jumping over barbed wire? Utter destruction.

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  • Cow

    What do you get when a cow doesn't give any more milk?

    A milk dud πŸ˜‚

    Shark

    A shark can swim faster than me, but I can run faster than a shark.

    So in a triathlon, it would all come down to whoever can ride a bike the fastest.

    Zebra

    I got jealous of the zebras. Sorry, I’ll cut it out. I wanted to practice for my med school test.

    Snail

    Why did the snail paint a big "S" on his car?

    Because he wanted people to say look at that S-car go when he rolled by.

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