Where do cows go on holiday? – Moo Zealand.

Two horses are standing in a field. “I’m so hungry I could eat a horse,” says the first.

“Moo!” says the second.

Why can’t humans hear a dog whistle? – Because dogs can’t whistle.

Where do rabbits eat breakfast? – IHOP.

A man walks into a zoo, the only animal was a dog.

It was a shitzu

What did the Queen Bee say to the other bees? Beehive Yourselves!

I would never kill an animal. I’m more of a people person.

What do you call the bear that pushes all the other bears into the pool?

The dry bear.

What do you call cows that have a sense of humor? – Laughing stock.

where do you find a dog with no arms or legs -where you left it

How did the octopus go to the war?

Well armed.

What do you call a bear without a ear?


what do you call a cow with no legs


Where animal does Russian milk come from?


What is a dead kid’s favorite anime? Bleach.

What animal gets easily offended? The chicken; they always get roasted.

Did you hear about the guy who got a tattoo of an octopus?

He got inked up.

A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. It’s a Shitzu.

Why didn’t the bear go to college? – Because bears don’t go to college.

Your uncle Jack is stuck on a horse. Will you help Jack off a horse.