Animal Jokes

Nameless

What’s a school shooters favorite anime

Assassination classroom

Anonymous

What do you call a fish that smokes? “A puffer.”

BEN DOVER

Teacher: what’s your favorite animal

Me: Desert Eagle

Teacher:why?

Me:cause it fits in my backpack

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Yeet

What is a school shooter’s favorite animal??

A Desert Eagle

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Anonymous

On the inside of a fire hydrant you’ll find H2O. What’s on the outside? K9P

Anonymous

Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? - Of course. The Empire State Building can’t jump.

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Anonymous

Where did the sheep get a hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.

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Anonymous

How does a cow become invisible? – Through camooflage.

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Anonymous

Where animal does Russian milk come from?

moscows

Anonymous

“What do you call a deer with no eyes?” – “No-eye-deer.”

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Anonymous

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? – Because the octopus was well armed.

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Tatyee
in Puns

I wanted to tell an animal joke but its irrelephant

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Anonymous

What’s the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling? – One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler.

hi
in Roast

I’d hit you but if I did I’d go to jail for animal abuse

Anonymous

For sale: Dead Canary.

Not going cheep.

Anonymous

Where do rabbits eat breakfast? – IHOP.

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Anonymous

How did the octopus go to the war?

Well armed.

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Anonymous

What did the Queen Bee say to the other bees? Beehive Yourselves!

Cordell

I was talking to a beaver about my life. I dont think he really gave a dam about it at all.

Awesome broadway fan

Vegan teacher the musical Miss Kadie - oh no you poor dead animal Mr. Beast- 🎶 your a dumb Communist Miss Kadie🎶 Chandler-🎵 yup your one high fluting son of a gun🎵 Mr. Beast- 🎵 I just gobbled up a quadruple patty from my restaurant🎵 Miss Kadie - 🎵 don’t hurt animals kids, do you want to be a vegans R us kid🎵 kids- 🎵 we’ve had enough of your problems miss Kadie your such a commie Miss Kadie - 🎵 I just want to die because I’m so sad

  • Miss Kadie jumps off Mr. Beast Burger and comits sucide