What do you call a fish that smokes? "A puffer."
What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish?
The fish can swim
One mans pet is another mans dinner - McNasty
whats the difference between Tyler and a rooster? A rooster says cock a doodle doo, Tyler says any cock will do.
- What do you call a feminine cow
-A dairy queen
what is a cows favorite move?-- the sound of moooosic
What do call a mouse with sneakers
(Answer:squeakers)
What's the difference between meat and fish?
If you beat your fish, it'll die.
What is red and looks like a zebra
my arm Hehhehehehe UwU
What do you call a dog with no legs...
My asian neighbors dinner.
What has 4 legs and 1 arm?
A Doberman in a playground.
What do you call a cow who plays an instrument? -- A moosician.
Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? -- Because the cow has the udder.
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile? One of them you'll see in a while, and the other one you'll see later.
What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.
whats the hardest part when making skimmed milk? throwing the cow across the lake
What do you call an animal that knows karate?? Moose Lee 😊😁
Where did the sheep get a hair cut?
At the baa-baa shop.
I named my horse Mayo.
Mayo neighs.
I had problems milking my cow one morning. It was an udder failure.
