Animal jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To check out the chicks!
How do you count cows? -- With a cowculator.
What place can you find a cow? Mc'Donalds (Eieio)
Why did the cow cross the road?
To go to the moovies.
Billy and Nanny have 2 kids.
"Bunny was so hopping to see you this week."
What do you call a cold Explain bear?
A brrr.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
A: It doesn’t matter; it won’t come anyway.
Why can't you play poker in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!
Nobody: The crickets in the back: Talk talk talk.
Me: JOE MAMA OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Ohh my god, it's a dinosaur with a huge ass mothafuckin' noseeee!!!!
What is the sexiest animal alive? The Βυττerfly.
Q: How would a chicken leave?
A: Through the exit.
How do you measure a dog's temperature?
In barking grade!
What do a mole and an eagle have in common?
They live underground, except for the eagle. Lol.
What did the shell say to the shell?
"Shell you later."
Happy was a cute hippo.
Happy sleeps in the water.
Happy walks on land.
Happy runs on Savannahs.
Happy swims in mud.
Happy takes a bath.
My friend went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog in a crate.
He said it was a Shitzoo!
My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.
What do you call seagulls that fly over the bay? Bagels.