Where do cows go on holiday? – Moo Zealand.
Two horses are standing in a field. “I’m so hungry I could eat a horse,” says the first.
“Moo!” says the second.
Why can’t humans hear a dog whistle? – Because dogs can’t whistle.
Where do rabbits eat breakfast? – IHOP.
A man walks into a zoo, the only animal was a dog.
It was a shitzu
What did the Queen Bee say to the other bees? Beehive Yourselves!
I would never kill an animal. I’m more of a people person.
What do you call the bear that pushes all the other bears into the pool?
The dry bear.
What do you call cows that have a sense of humor? – Laughing stock.
where do you find a dog with no arms or legs -where you left it
How did the octopus go to the war?
What do you call a bear without a ear?
what do you call a cow with no legs
Where animal does Russian milk come from?
What is a dead kid’s favorite anime? Bleach.
What animal gets easily offended? The chicken; they always get roasted.
Did you hear about the guy who got a tattoo of an octopus?
He got inked up.
A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. It’s a Shitzu.
Why didn’t the bear go to college? – Because bears don’t go to college.
Your uncle Jack is stuck on a horse. Will you help Jack off a horse.