A kid is watching tv and sees an ad about adopting an animal,he then turns to his mother and says “do we have to adopt a donkey” “no” replied the mom, “but we decided to do it…we adopted you”.
What did one fish say to the other?
Keep your mouth shut and you’ll never get caught.
what’s a rabbits favourite song? hip hop
Where did the cat go when it lost it’s tail? – To the retail store!
I would never kill an animal. I’m more of a people person.
What is a dead kid’s favorite anime? Bleach.
on a date me - "I get to work with animals all day" her - "How sweet! What do you do?" me - “I’m a butcher.”
I’d Hit You But I Don’t Wanna Go To Jail For Animal Abuse.
What do you call a bear with extreme mood swings? – A bi-polar-bear.
Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? – Because the cow has the udder.
Two fish are in a tank. One says, “You man the guns, I’ll drive!”
Two deer walk out of a gay bar. One of them turns to the other and says, “I can’t believe I blew forty bucks in there.”
at a date : he: i work with animals everyday me: oh how sweet!what do you do? he:I’m a butcher
What do you call a cow who plays an instrument? – A moosician.
What’s the difference betwen a alligator and a crocrodile? One of them you’ll see in a while and the other one you’ll se later
What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.
What happened to the fly on the toilet seat?
It got pissed off.
Why don’t you ever see hippos hiding in trees? – Because they are really good at it.
Why can’t dinosaurs clap? Because they’re dead.