Animal Jokes

Not a robot

A kid is watching tv and sees an ad about adopting an animal,he then turns to his mother and says “do we have to adopt a donkey” “no” replied the mom, “but we decided to do it…we adopted you”.

Anonymous

What did one fish say to the other?

Keep your mouth shut and you’ll never get caught.

WHY ANIMALS IN POLAR REGION HAVE THICK FUR? BECAUSE THEY DON’T HAVE A BARBER 🤣🤣🤣

poss

what’s a rabbits favourite song? hip hop

Anonymous

Where did the cat go when it lost it’s tail? – To the retail store!

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RallyCat2004

I would never kill an animal. I’m more of a people person.

Anonymous

What is a dead kid’s favorite anime? Bleach.

Collin

on a date me - "I get to work with animals all day" her - "How sweet! What do you do?" me - “I’m a butcher.”

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Animal
in Roast

I’d Hit You But I Don’t Wanna Go To Jail For Animal Abuse.

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Anonymous

What do you call a bear with extreme mood swings? – A bi-polar-bear.

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Anonymous

Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? – Because the cow has the udder.

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Anonymous

Two fish are in a tank. One says, “You man the guns, I’ll drive!”

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Anonymous

Two deer walk out of a gay bar. One of them turns to the other and says, “I can’t believe I blew forty bucks in there.”

Anonymous

at a date : he: i work with animals everyday me: oh how sweet!what do you do? he:I’m a butcher

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Anonymous

What do you call a cow who plays an instrument? – A moosician.

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Miniminter7

What’s the difference betwen a alligator and a crocrodile? One of them you’ll see in a while and the other one you’ll se later

Anonymous

What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.

Anonymous

What happened to the fly on the toilet seat?

It got pissed off.

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Anonymous

Why don’t you ever see hippos hiding in trees? – Because they are really good at it.

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Anonymous

Why can’t dinosaurs clap? Because they’re dead.

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