Banana Consumption

Today I learned humans eat more bananas than monkeys. -- I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.

Explanation

Experiment

The humor comes from the unexpected twist where the speaker acts like eating monkeys is a normal thing. It makes you think about how humans and monkeys have different diets. The setup talks about humans eating more bananas than monkeys and the punchline makes you think the speaker is also eating monkeys.