What kind of Bees make milk?
BooBees
What do you call a cow with a twitch? -- Beef jerky.
One mans pet is another mans dinner - McNasty
What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish?
The fish can swim
What do you call a fish that smokes? "A puffer."
whats the difference between Tyler and a rooster? A rooster says cock a doodle doo, Tyler says any cock will do.
- What do you call a feminine cow
-A dairy queen
What do you call a dog with no legs...
My asian neighbors dinner.
Duck walks Into a bar the duck says to the bartender hey bartender got any bread bartender says no then the duck says hey bartender got any bread bartender says NO duck says hey bartender got any bread bartender says no and if you say that one more time I will nail your bill to this bar duck says hey bartender got any nails bartender says no the duck says well then bartender got any bread
What is red and looks like a zebra
my arm Hehhehehehe UwU
what is a cows favorite move?-- the sound of moooosic
A baby skunk's mother gets hit by a car, so the baby skunk doesn't know what he is. So the baby skunk walks up to a baby bunny and asks 'What are you?', the baby bunny replies 'Well I'm a baby bunny. What are you?' the baby skunk says 'Well I don't know am I a baby bunny too?' the baby bunny says 'No you're not a baby bunny.' so the baby skunk asks 'Well what am I then?' the baby bunny replies 'Well you're not exactly blank and you're not exactly white so you must be Mexican.'
Why don't blind people skydive? -- Because it scares their dogs too much!
What's the difference between meat and fish?
If you beat your fish, it'll die.
at a date : he: i work with animals everyday me: oh how sweet!what do you do? he:I'm a butcher
What has 4 legs and 1 arm?
A Doberman in a playground.
So little johnny was on the bus, and the bus driver already hated him. So he started to talk to himself JUST loud enough for the bus driver to hear.
If my dad was a bull, and my mom was a cow, that would make me... a little bull!
If my dad was a rooster, and my mom was a hen, that would make me... a little rooster!
And by this point, the bus driver was fed up with him, so he said:
Ok little Johnny, I got one for you: If your dad was a drunk, and your mom was a whore, what would that make you?
Little johnny smiled and said: A bus driver!
What do you call a cow who plays an instrument? -- A moosician.
What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.
Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? -- Because the cow has the udder.
