Anatomy jokes
How do people in Alabama get circumcised? You knee your sister's jaw...
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
8 jelly tickles!
I’m sorry deez nuts can’t fit in your mouth.
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road? Cause it got stuck in the crack.
*If you don't get it, it got stuck in the butt crack.*
What do sperm say while just in?
"We need to go deeper."
Why did the booty get a job?
To make ends meet!
How do butts start a conversation?
"Let's cut to the chase!"
What does a skeleton tile his roof with?
Shin-gles!
What do you call a person with only one arm?
Half-assed.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
It didn't have the guts to do it.
What do you call a skeleton with no arms? An un-armed skeleton.
Why did the bone go on a blind date? He was bonely.
Which part of a fish weighs the most?
The scales!
Why did the skeleton not tell jokes? It lost its funny bone. Maybe you should try putting it back.
A skeleton had a job interview, but he looked messy.
I had to fix his collarbone.
Someone: Hey, are you a skeleton?
A skeleton: Of course, I have a SKELE-ton of fans!
What did the skeleton say when he fell on his funny bone? He laughed!
Why do cows have big [udders]? Because they have big balls.
What do Hiroshima and Nagasaki share in common with balls?
They both drop.
What's the difference between limbs of babies and a dick?
I've never sucked on dicks.