Anatomy jokes
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road? Cause it got stuck in the crack.
*If you don't get it, it got stuck in the butt crack.*
I’m sorry deez nuts can’t fit in your mouth.
What was Pepe's best friend? Ballsack.
What do sperm say while just in?
"We need to go deeper."
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
8 jelly tickles!
Free will is like having a vagina. You don't need to know how to use it, and you don't need to know what it does, but what matters is that you have it.
How do butts start a conversation?
"Let's cut to the chase!"
Why did the booty get a job?
To make ends meet!
Roses are red,
My nuts are bigger than your small balls, that's why I get all the bitches.
What do you call a skeleton with no arms? An un-armed skeleton.
Why didn't the skeleton want to make art anymore?
He didn't have the heart to put into it.
Someone: Hey, are you a skeleton?
A skeleton: Of course, I have a SKELE-ton of fans!
What does a skeleton tile his roof with?
Shin-gles!
Why do cows have big [udders]? Because they have big balls.
What did the skeleton say when he fell on his funny bone? He laughed!
Okay, boys are known to measure their dicks, but do girls measure their depths?
What's the difference between limbs of babies and a dick?
I've never sucked on dicks.
What do Hiroshima and Nagasaki share in common with balls?
They both drop.
What's the difference between your mom and a fat female cow...
A female cow doesn't have a dick.
How do you tell a male skeleton from a female skeleton by the BONERS lmao?