Anatomy jokes
I always felt like a man trapped in a woman's body. But then I was born.
But in my defense, I was young then, and I had a womb without a view.
Why did the skeleton not go to the ball?
He had no-body to go with.
What does a skeleton tile his roof with?
Shin-gles!
What do you call a person with only one arm?
Half-assed.
Why didn't the skeleton want to make art anymore?
He didn't have the heart to put into it.
Why did the bone go on a blind date? He was bonely.
Why does this stingray's wife can't stop babbling?
'Cause she can't watch her mouth.
A skeleton had a job interview, but he looked messy.
I had to fix his collarbone.
Which part of a fish weighs the most?
The scales!
What do you call a skeleton with no arms? An un-armed skeleton.
Someone: Hey, are you a skeleton?
A skeleton: Of course, I have a SKELE-ton of fans!
What did the skeleton say when he fell on his funny bone? He laughed!
Why did the skeleton not tell jokes? It lost its funny bone. Maybe you should try putting it back.
Why do cows have big [udders]? Because they have big balls.
What's the difference between limbs of babies and a dick?
I've never sucked on dicks.
What do Hiroshima and Nagasaki share in common with balls?
They both drop.
What's the difference between your mom and a fat female cow...
A female cow doesn't have a dick.
Roses are red,
My nuts are bigger than your small balls, that's why I get all the bitches.
Why did the booty get a job?
To make ends meet!
How do butts start a conversation?
"Let's cut to the chase!"