Anatomy jokes
Someone: Hey, are you a skeleton?
A skeleton: Of course, I have a SKELE-ton of fans!
What did the skeleton say when he fell on his funny bone? He laughed!
What is 6" long, bright red, and your wife cries when you feed it to her?
Her miscarriage.
I bet you love prostate exams because you live things up your ass.
What's the hardest part of eating bald pussy? Pulling the diapers back up when you're done!
What do you call an ear that's dead? Deaf. Hahaha! Oh wait...
What is the useless skin around the vagina called?
The woman.
What do most disabled people eat?
Their arm.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he was sans and too lazy to get his butt off the couch.
You know a baby bottle looks kinda like a penis... Also sausage and hotdogs too.
What do you call a black hole?
Butt hole.
Why do girls not have balls?
Because they don’t.
What do boy snowmen have that is different from snowgirls?
Snowballs.
What is 1 + 1?
They didn’t tell me. Their stomach is upset.
Baby, here's my anus.
Baby, too, where's my anus?
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What do you call a person with no arms?
Armless.
penis balls cum <3
Dam, my balls itch like hell.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
My penis.