Anatomy jokes
Why do cows have big [udders]? Because they have big balls.
What do Hiroshima and Nagasaki share in common with balls?
They both drop.
What's the difference between limbs of babies and a dick?
I've never sucked on dicks.
Brother: Your nuts!
Sister: What do you mean? You're the one that has the nuts!
Okay, boys are known to measure their dicks, but do girls measure their depths?
ITS THE APOCALYPSE
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
POOP!
How do you tell a male skeleton from a female skeleton by the BONERS lmao?
What's the difference between your mom and a fat female cow...
A female cow doesn't have a dick.
What will happen if someone kicks you right in the balls?
You will be like, "Ow, my nuts!"
Why didn't the skeleton want to make art anymore?
He didn't have the heart to put into it.
Why does this stingray's wife can't stop babbling?
'Cause she can't watch her mouth.
Why did the skeleton not tell jokes? It lost its funny bone. Maybe you should try putting it back.
A skeleton had a job interview, but he looked messy.
I had to fix his collarbone.
Which part of a fish weighs the most?
The scales!
Why did the bone go on a blind date? He was bonely.
Why did the skeleton not go to the ball?
He had no-body to go with.
What does a skeleton tile his roof with?
Shin-gles!
Why did the booty get a job?
To make ends meet!
How do butts start a conversation?
"Let's cut to the chase!"
Roses are red,
My nuts are bigger than your small balls, that's why I get all the bitches.