Anatomy jokes
What did one ass cheek say to the other?
"Blimey, what's that smell coming from the corridor?"
Why are skeletons so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin.
What does a skeleton say when he has lots of work?
"I have a ton of work, skele-ton."
Ur dick.
Suck on deez balls!
Don't be scared of skeletons.
They don't have the guts for murder.
What is 6" long, bright red, and your wife cries when you feed it to her?
Her miscarriage.
Why don't lesbians like dick? Because they don't want their mouths looking like Jesus Christ's hands.
My parents told me that when they had sex, it was absolutely shambles.
Thankfully, it turned out that they were real balls.
Your forehead is so fucking big, I had to call an Uber to get across the eyebrows to your hairline.
I know it's bad, sorry.
Big pp suck sook.
What's 6ft long, red, and my girlfriend cries when I feed it to her?
A miscarriage.
What comes in and comes out, but you should never miss it?
Any ideas?
SHIT!!!!
Q: What's the difference between a fetus and an onion?
A: One makes you cry when you chop it into pieces.
Why do only guys have fun? There's only the word "penis" in happiness.
A man ate a bee to mechanical sexting, but he was to be, uh, sex. Bee vagina penis, he want sex but [is] dumb.
What do you call useless skin on a penis?
A man.
I drew a fist on a body, and then I drew a guy saying to him, "That dude's a knucklehead!"
What is smegma name?
What did the man's dick say to the man?
I just can't "hand"le it!