Anatomy

Anatomy jokes

Skeleton

Why didn't the skeleton want to make art anymore?

He didn't have the heart to put into it.

Cow

Why do cows have big [udders]? Because they have big balls.

Nut

Roses are red,

My nuts are bigger than your small balls, that's why I get all the bitches.

Butt

How do butts start a conversation?

"Let's cut to the chase!"

Miscarriage

What is 6" long, bright red, and your wife cries when you feed it to her?

Her miscarriage.

Pussy

What's the hardest part of eating bald pussy? Pulling the diapers back up when you're done!

Ear

What do you call an ear that's dead? Deaf. Hahaha! Oh wait...

Skeleton

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?

Because he was sans and too lazy to get his butt off the couch.

Penis

You know a baby bottle looks kinda like a penis... Also sausage and hotdogs too.