Anatomy jokes
Little Steven was scared to take a shower by himself, so he asked his mum to shower with him. She said ok just don’t look up. He looked up and said wow what are those. She said they are headlights. He looked under and stuck his finger in it and said oh what is that. She said that’s a Pu-pu-pu Bush!!
The next day Steven’s mom wasn’t home so he asked his Papa can I shower with you? He said ok just don’t look up. Well Steven looked up and said WTH IS THAT? His dad said it’s a Snake. That night he asked his parents if he can sleep with them. They said ok Just don’t look under the covers. He grew bored then looked under and Screamed mom turn on the headlights There’s a snake in the bush.
Hey, can you Putin deez nuts?
My friend has ligma...
Lick ma balls!
What do you call nuts on a chin?
My penis in your mouth.
This joke's short just like Joe Biden's penis.
Oh wait, if I were to make a joke to the size of Joe Biden's penis, I wouldn't write a joke.
My penis is longer than one inch.
What does an Asian call a penis? A wong.
What does an Asian do with its legs? It wok.
Hmmm.
Q: Why doesn't a skeleton mother drink water?
A: Because it gives her more work!
Take it in the ear day? More like take it in the rear day.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ligma.
Ligma who?
Ligma bum crack!
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowgirl?
Snowballs.
Kids are only virgins because their dicks are small.
What does Trump stand for?
Trump Runs Underneath My Penis.
Why did the butt fart?
Because they don't know the words.
Penis, neck, rope?
More like your anus.
You don't have any balls.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
Bro, your forehead so big Dakota's forehead seemed small.