Anatomy jokes
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
POOP!
Brother: Your nuts!
Sister: What do you mean? You're the one that has the nuts!
What will happen if someone kicks you right in the balls?
You will be like, "Ow, my nuts!"
Why did the skeleton not go to the ball?
He had no-body to go with.
I always felt like a man trapped in a woman's body. But then I was born.
But in my defense, I was young then, and I had a womb without a view.
ITS THE APOCALYPSE
What do you call a person with only one arm?
Half-assed.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
It didn't have the guts to do it.
Why did the skeleton not tell jokes? It lost its funny bone. Maybe you should try putting it back.
Which part of a fish weighs the most?
The scales!
Why does this stingray's wife can't stop babbling?
'Cause she can't watch her mouth.
A skeleton had a job interview, but he looked messy.
I had to fix his collarbone.
Why did the bone go on a blind date? He was bonely.
What's the hardest part of eating bald pussy? Pulling the diapers back up when you're done!
What do you call an ear that's dead? Deaf. Hahaha! Oh wait...
I bet you love prostate exams because you live things up your ass.
What is the useless skin around the vagina called?
The woman.
What do most disabled people eat?
Their arm.
What is 6" long, bright red, and your wife cries when you feed it to her?
Her miscarriage.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he was sans and too lazy to get his butt off the couch.
You know a baby bottle looks kinda like a penis... Also sausage and hotdogs too.