What goes after the butt?
The POST-erior.
I cut my dick. It is all right now, and half the size but makes for excellent breakfast.
What has 148 teeth and🥴🥴 holding back a monster? My zipper.
Don't you hate it when you sit on your balls? It's a real nutcracker!
Q: Why do birds need feathers?
A: To cover up their butt quack!