My penis is longer than one inch.
Anatomy Jokes
What does an Asian call a penis? A wong.
What does an Asian do with its legs? It wok.
Hmmm.
Q: Why doesn't a skeleton mother drink water?
A: Because it gives her more work!
Take it in the ear day? More like take it in the rear day.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ligma.
Ligma who?
Ligma bum crack!
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowgirl?
Snowballs.
Kids are only virgins because their dicks are small.
What does Trump stand for?
Trump Runs Underneath My Penis.
Why did the butt fart?
Because they don't know the words.
Penis, neck, rope?
More like your anus.
You don't have any balls.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
Bro, your forehead so big Dakota's forehead seemed small.
Your hairline starts at the back of your head.
My balls are so purple that I use them as crayons, and I am not talking about the balls you play with. I am talking about the boy balls.
Dick in my mouth.
Boobies!
When you die, scientists will preserve your skull.
