Anatomy jokes
Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth?
What do sperm say while just in?
"We need to go deeper."
What did the squirrel say when he chewed some saggy boobs?
Is it just me or do these taste like nuts?
Willy bum.
What is Uranus' favorite exercise? ... Hy knees.
Always!
Skeleton puns? Nah... they aren't that humerus.
When I went to the basketball pitch, I saw a man dribbling his own balls.
What did the right eye say to the left eye?
"Between you and me, something smells!"
What’s a skeleton’s favorite instrument? The trombone!
What did the chef say to the skeleton?
"Bone appetit!"
My nan coughed and threw up a lung. Now she is dead.
You might find this joke a rib-tickler, but I sure do.
My penis is longer than one inch.
"Don't break a person's heart, they only have one."
"Yeah, break their bones instead... they have over 200 of those :)"
Vagina jokes aren't funny.
Most of the time.
Why did the sperm cross the road? To get to the vagina!
One of the reasons the skeleton was not allowed to play church music is because he had no organs.
Why do women have two sets of lips?
I kiss both.
I can't not believe you stupid fucks. This isn't funny. Just like a bunch of cunts not to believe there is nothing can't do.
BTW what do you call a manly woman's cunt? Nothing. Who gives a fuck?
Why don't butts get along?
Because they can't stand each other's cheek!