Anatomy jokes
Roses are red,
My nuts are bigger than your small balls, that's why I get all the bitches.
Okay, boys are known to measure their dicks, but do girls measure their depths?
Why did the skeleton not go to the ball?
He had no-body to go with.
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
POOP!
How do you tell a male skeleton from a female skeleton by the BONERS lmao?
ITS THE APOCALYPSE
What's the difference between your mom and a fat female cow...
A female cow doesn't have a dick.
What will happen if someone kicks you right in the balls?
You will be like, "Ow, my nuts!"
I always felt like a man trapped in a woman's body. But then I was born.
But in my defense, I was young then, and I had a womb without a view.
Why didn't the skeleton want to make art anymore?
He didn't have the heart to put into it.
Brother: Your nuts!
Sister: What do you mean? You're the one that has the nuts!
Why does this stingray's wife can't stop babbling?
'Cause she can't watch her mouth.
What do you call an ear that's dead? Deaf. Hahaha! Oh wait...
What's the hardest part of eating bald pussy? Pulling the diapers back up when you're done!
I bet you love prostate exams because you live things up your ass.
What do most disabled people eat?
Their arm.
What is the useless skin around the vagina called?
The woman.
What is 6" long, bright red, and your wife cries when you feed it to her?
Her miscarriage.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he was sans and too lazy to get his butt off the couch.
You know a baby bottle looks kinda like a penis... Also sausage and hotdogs too.
What do you call a black hole?
Butt hole.