Anatomy jokes
What do you call a person with only one arm?
Half-assed.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
It didn't have the guts to do it.
What do you call a skeleton with no arms? An un-armed skeleton.
Someone: Hey, are you a skeleton?
A skeleton: Of course, I have a SKELE-ton of fans!
What did the skeleton say when he fell on his funny bone? He laughed!
I always felt like a man trapped in a woman's body. But then I was born.
But in my defense, I was young then, and I had a womb without a view.
What is 6" long, bright red, and your wife cries when you feed it to her?
Her miscarriage.
What do you call an ear that's dead? Deaf. Hahaha! Oh wait...
What's the hardest part of eating bald pussy? Pulling the diapers back up when you're done!
I bet you love prostate exams because you live things up your ass.
What is the useless skin around the vagina called?
The woman.
What do most disabled people eat?
Their arm.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he was sans and too lazy to get his butt off the couch.
You know a baby bottle looks kinda like a penis... Also sausage and hotdogs too.
What do you call a black hole?
Butt hole.
Why do girls not have balls?
Because they don’t.
What do you call a skeleton's erection?
A boner.
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What is 1 + 1?
They didn’t tell me. Their stomach is upset.
What do you call a person with no arms?
Armless.