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The House's Crack

Anonymous
6 months ago
  • A house has a crack. A guy covers it with Plaster of Paris.\n\nHouse: "Where the heck am I supposed to do my shit now?"

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    Listen up, smooth-brain. The house has a 'crack' like a butt crack. You sealed its literal exit hole. You probably struggle with velcro shoes, don't you?

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