Anatomy jokes
How much did the liver weigh?
It weighed a skeleTON.
What did a skeleton say when he's alone?
"I'm so bonely..."
"Why didn't the skeleton climb the mountain?"
"It didn't have the guts!"
What did one lung say to another lung?
"We belung together!"
What do you get when you combine a penis and a potato?
A dictator.
"Tibia" honestly, I think the reason I’m "bonely" is because you guys don’t find my jokes "humerus."
Maybe if I played the trombone it would get people’s attention, but "tibia" honest I can’t be bothered, so just look at my "BONE-zai" tree, although my brother doesn’t really like that one, so how about a "S-pine" tree?
What happens if a cashew falls down your shirt?
It becomes a chestnut.
Kid: I got homework.
Mom: Ok, so?
Kid: I got a F in my balls.
Why are the towers working out? They have big thighs!
Person 1: Yassin has sex with a piece of sex.
Person 2: Nice, can I have some of your balls?
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
Your forehead is so fucking big, I had to call an Uber to get across the eyebrows to your hairline.
I know it's bad, sorry.
Keep rolling your eyes, maybe you'll find a brain back there.
Haha, balls hahaha!
My balls.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ligma.
Ligma who?
Ligma balls.
My friends' titties are bigger than my sakuras.
I have the biggest balls; you have wobbles.
Hey, I never knew we had a planet in our body!
1, 2, 3, A, B, C, D, and there's a D in it and there's also a 3. That's how long your D is!