These are ear-retcal jokes...
Fail.
A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence.
Jane ate her friend’s sandwich.
Jane ate her friend’s colon.
Yo forehead is so freaking big, but not bigger than my BBC. 😏
Doctor, can I please have a new butt? My old one has a hole and a crack in it.
What skeleton does Crap-ton of?
A "bone".
I watched a movie about bones. It was spine-tingling!
Hi, I'm a skeleton and I know a skele-TON of jokes!
What does a butt do when it is angry?
Butt crack!
What do girls have that boys don’t have? Bobbies.
How do we get a butt? God made us like that, and we can't change it. If you wanted to, you have to die <:
What did the butt say to the other butt? "I got big fat apples for butt checks!"
Up your butt with a coconut!
What's the difference between a duck?
One of its legs are both the same!
Knock knock. "Who's there?" "Grandma." "Oh, okay."
Nah, it's a penis.
If you have a broken bone, do you have broken skin?
I like trees when they are firmly stuck in a hole. PS, your hole.
Hey do you know saga?
Saga these ball sacks!
What is the most useless part of a vagina?
The woman.
Why are you sitting down to pee? I don't have a good back and can't lift something big.
A butt saw the toilet and said, "Shit, I'm sick!"
