Anatomy jokes

What instrument do skeletons play?

The Trombone!

"Tibia" honestly, I think the reason I’m "bonely" is because you guys don’t find my jokes "humerus."

Maybe if I played the trombone it would get people’s attention, but "tibia" honest I can’t be bothered, so just look at my "BONE-zai" tree, although my brother doesn’t really like that one, so how about a "S-pine" tree?

What is Uranus' favorite exercise? ... Hy knees.

What do George Washington and a beaver have in common?

They both have eyes.

The first time I heard your voice, my foreskin fell off.

What do you call someone with a big butt?

The Thightanic!

Dammit, I hanged off their nose off.

Why didn't the octopus get a tent? Because it had tentacles.

What do you call a body without a nose?

Nobody knows.

Best pick up line EVER.

There is an app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12 to 15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12 to 15 inches longer.

Yo head built like 2 parentheses.

Huh, I’m pregnant again. Must be something in the air.

Yeah, your legs.

Last night I had sex and she said, "Stop talking about s***, OMG!" and I made her scream so loud she said, "Her balls hurt!"

Your hairline is so far back that you have four faces to wash every day.

What did the skeleton pull out from behind his ear?

Nothing. Skeletons don’t have ears.

Back bent.

Why did the skeleton die from laughter?

'Cause they broke all his "funny bones!"

My friends' titties are bigger than my sakuras.

Haha, balls hahaha!

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Ligma.

Ligma who?

Ligma balls.