Anatomy jokes
There are 206 bones in my body.
When I look at you, it becomes 207.
Life is like a penis. Long, free, flowing, and soft, until a woman comes and makes it hard. 😉
My buddy and I both wanted to marry a woman who happened to be an amputee.
Sadly, my buddy won her heart, but I got her leg.
Your hairline is so far back that you have four faces to wash every day.
Why did the butthole get angry?
So it could wipe every human, snipe.
OPOSSUM
Why did the skeleton start a fight? Because he had a bone to pick.
Why do dwarfs love penis? It tickles their insides.
What has three balls and flies through space?
E.T. the extra testicle.
What did one lung say to another lung?
"We belung together!"
Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head.
Why are skeletons so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin.
I'm 14. I have had sex before. I have 206 bones in my body, but when I'm with my gf, I have 207.
Person 1 says to Person 2: "I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith."
So Person 2 says to Person 1: "What's the name of his other leg?"
What is the useless skin around the vagina called?
The woman.
Did you know your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die? They dilate.
What's red, 6 inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry when I feed it to her?
Her miscarriage.
What instrument can a skeleton never play? An organ.
Haha, boob!
What’s a lung’s favorite type of exercise?
Breathing exercises.
I told this to my English teacher, and he said it to the class, and no one laughed. Someone help!
Don't break someone's heart because they only have one; instead, break their bones... they have 206.