What do you call someone with a big butt?
The Thightanic!
Anatomy Jokes
What do George Washington and a beaver have in common?
They both have eyes.
Last night I had sex and she said, "Stop talking about s***, OMG!" and I made her scream so loud she said, "Her balls hurt!"
What did the skeleton pull out from behind his ear?
Nothing. Skeletons don’t have ears.
Best pick up line EVER.
There is an app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12 to 15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12 to 15 inches longer.
Your hairline is so far back that you have four faces to wash every day.
Yo head built like 2 parentheses.
Huh, I’m pregnant again. Must be something in the air.
Yeah, your legs.
Dammit, I hanged off their nose off.
Why didn't the octopus get a tent? Because it had tentacles.
What do you call a body without a nose?
Nobody knows.
Mine never stops.
I thought you were just raising your eyebrow, but I checked the x-ray, and your skull shifted 128 degrees to the right.
Bro, my forehead is so big whenever I need to find something on it, I need the exact coordinates.
Your hairline is so long it reaches your toes.
You have two brain cells; one is lost, and the other is out looking for it.
Hey, I never knew we had a planet in our body!
I have the biggest balls; you have wobbles.
What’s the difference between a snowMAN and a snowWOMAN?
THE SNOWBALLS!
1, 2, 3, A, B, C, D, and there's a D in it and there's also a 3. That's how long your D is!
