Anatomy jokes
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ligma.
Ligma who?
Ligma balls.
What did one ass cheek say to the other?
"Blimey, what's that smell coming from the corridor?"
What is a skeleton's favorite food?
Ribs.
Keep rolling your eyes, maybe you'll find a brain back there.
You have two brain cells; one is lost, and the other is out looking for it.
I have the biggest balls; you have wobbles.
Your forehead is so big that it's a 20 dollar taxi ride from your eyebrow to your hairline.
Why do women rub their eyebrows? They don't got balls to scratch!
1, 2, 3, A, B, C, D, and there's a D in it and there's also a 3. That's how long your D is!
What’s the difference between a snowMAN and a snowWOMAN?
THE SNOWBALLS!
Hey, I never knew we had a planet in our body!
Yo hairline so far, that if you put tables on it, it would NEVER end.
Jack & Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy...but Jack got a shock and a mouth full of c0ck cuz Jill's real name was Randy.
What do you call a dick with three eyes?
Preston.
Bro, my forehead is so big whenever I need to find something on it, I need the exact coordinates.
Your hairline is so long it reaches your toes.
Mine never stops.
I thought you were just raising your eyebrow, but I checked the x-ray, and your skull shifted 128 degrees to the right.
Why didn't the octopus get a tent? Because it had tentacles.
Best pick up line EVER.
There is an app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12 to 15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12 to 15 inches longer.