Anatomy jokes

Are you going to SHOWCON?

What’s SHOWCON?

Show con these nuts.

Thing 1: What's the difference between nuts and almonds?

Thing 2: I don't know, what?

Thing 1: One gets hard faster.

Have you heard of the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?

See if these nuts fit in your mouth.

What did a skeleton say when he's alone?

"I'm so bonely..."

What do queer guys call hemorrhoids? Speed bumps!

Do fish have tits?

Fish tits.

"Why didn't the skeleton climb the mountain?"

"It didn't have the guts!"

"Tibia" honestly, I think the reason I’m "bonely" is because you guys don’t find my jokes "humerus."

Maybe if I played the trombone it would get people’s attention, but "tibia" honest I can’t be bothered, so just look at my "BONE-zai" tree, although my brother doesn’t really like that one, so how about a "S-pine" tree?

The penis has a sad life. His hair is always a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor is an asshole, his best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him.

He also stands up for kids who can't defend themselves.

What is 6-inch long, in every men's pants or hands, and girls want?

- A smartphone, freak.

Which hole talks faster? Your mouth or your ass? Can't tell the difference because they both run shit at once.

I had an operation on my knee, but it was a joint effort.

Your hairline is so back down, it is in your neck.

What did the squirrel say when he chewed some saggy boobs?

Is it just me or do these taste like nuts?

You should never suppress a fart. It travels up the spine high into the brain. That's where the shit ideas come from.

How can you tell a woman's pussy is good?

You smell her fingers.

What do you call a guy with no body and nose?

No body nose

What is a woman's name with one leg?

Eileen.

What do you call a person with nobody and no nose?

What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? “If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.”