Anatomy jokes
How does a skeleton kill a bug?
They SOCKET!
Wow, all these jokes are humerus!
Q: Why can't skeletons go to the dance?
A: He doesn't have the guts for it.
I've done a skele-TON of work to think of this joke. Trust me, I've got a FEW more jokes!
Could it be ligma?
Ligma balls, daddy!
Person 1 says to Person 2: "I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith."
So Person 2 says to Person 1: "What's the name of his other leg?"
I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
Pussies and tits have one thing in common: they're both made for kids, but men end up licking or suckling them.
"Tibia" honestly, I think the reason I’m "bonely" is because you guys don’t find my jokes "humerus."
Maybe if I played the trombone it would get people’s attention, but "tibia" honest I can’t be bothered, so just look at my "BONE-zai" tree, although my brother doesn’t really like that one, so how about a "S-pine" tree?
What did the mad penis say to the vagina? “Don’t make me come in there!”
"How would you describe a really bad skeleton?"
"Bad to the bone!" (Or "Rotten to the bone" if you want.)
Q: What's the difference between a Genealogist and a Gynecologist?
A: One looks up the family tree and the other looks up the family bush.
I had a steering wheel down my pants, and I tell you what, it was driving my balls crazy!
What do you call a skeleton that does nothing all day?
A lazy bones!
Bob has no arms.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
"It's not Bob."
Zack Stargaze has a small willy, lol.
What does a squirrel eat? Deez Nutz in their mouth.
What is 6-inch long, in every men's pants or hands, and girls want?
- A smartphone, freak.
The penis has a sad life. His hair is always a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor is an asshole, his best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him.
He also stands up for kids who can't defend themselves.
Which hole talks faster? Your mouth or your ass? Can't tell the difference because they both run shit at once.