Anatomy jokes

What do you call a guy with no body and nose?

No body nose

Your d*** size...

Why can’t a nose be 12 feet long?

Because then, it would be a foot.

Your forehead [is] so big scientists measured it, studied it, and then finally they said: "Oh my God... your forehead is so big it's a 50 mile car ride from your eyebrows to your hair!"

Your hairline's exactly like your nose; it's always offside.

If I measured your forehead, it would be 100,000,000,000,000,000 miles long.

What does a squirrel eat? Deez Nutz in their mouth.

Zack Stargaze has a small willy, lol.

Why did the booger cross the nose?

Answer: To get to the other hole.

Why are you rolling your eyes? Are you looking for your brain?

Your forehead is so leaned back you can see the dinosaurs.

What is Uranus' favorite exercise? ... Hy knees.

What’s a 5 letter word that starts with a ‘P’ that girls love to get their hands on? 😏

What do you call somebody with no nose?

Why do women rub their eyebrows? They don't got balls to scratch!

Your forehead is so big that it's a 20 dollar taxi ride from your eyebrow to your hairline.

What did one ass cheek say to the other?

"Blimey, what's that smell coming from the corridor?"

Jack & Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy...but Jack got a shock and a mouth full of c0ck cuz Jill's real name was Randy.

Your forehead is so fucking big, I had to call an Uber to get across the eyebrows to your hairline.

I know it's bad, sorry.

One tonsil said to the other tonsil, “We must be in San Juan Capistrano, here comes another swallow.”