Anatomy jokes
You might find this joke a rib-tickler, but I sure do.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?
Because he didn't have the guts to do it.
Why did the skeleton run away from the crime scene?
He didn't have the guts to see it.
Want to hear a joke about a guy losing fingers?
Never mind, it’s too pointless.
Q: What did the DNA say to the other DNA?
A: Do these genes make my butt look fat? 💩
Lol, I have a teeny black dick.
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What's the definition of disappointment?
Running into a wall with a boner, but it only hits your nose.
"Spell ICUP."
I go to Venus to get a bigger penis.
Lady: Will you fuck me?
Man: No, I don’t have a penis.
Lady pulls down man's pants and looks in them. "Yes, you do!" she says.
Man: Oh, I forgot it was there.
What did one cheek say to the other cheek?
"It is a squash in here!"
What did the no head man say?
"Haha!"
What's the difference between a snowman and a snow lady?
Snowballs!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
What is the difference when I have my dick in your mouth or when you have yours in mine?
Oh, I forgot, you don't got one, bitches, suck my dick.
Why did the butt smell so bad? Because he didn’t have a nose! AND HE FARTED TOO!
Say, "Crack my fingers."
Now say that backwards...
Jeffy: I need a new butt. My old one has a crack in it.
What do you say to a pig with no nose? You have n'ought a snout!
What did the girl say to the white guy? “You have a peener wiener!”