What's the hardest part of eating bald pussy? Pulling the diapers back up when you're done!
What do most disabled people eat?
Their arm.
What is the useless skin around the vagina called?
The woman.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he was sans and too lazy to get his butt off the couch.
You know a baby bottle looks kinda like a penis... Also sausage and hotdogs too.
What do you call a black hole?
Butt hole.
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Baby, here's my anus.
Baby, too, where's my anus?
What is 1 + 1?
They didn’t tell me. Their stomach is upset.
Dam, my balls itch like hell.
penis balls cum <3
Little Steven was scared to take a shower by himself, so he asked his mum to shower with him. She said ok just don’t look up. He looked up and said wow what are those. She said they are headlights. He looked under and stuck his finger in it and said oh what is that. She said that’s a Pu-pu-pu Bush!!
The next day Steven’s mom wasn’t home so he asked his Papa can I shower with you? He said ok just don’t look up. Well Steven looked up and said WTH IS THAT? His dad said it’s a Snake. That night he asked his parents if he can sleep with them. They said ok Just don’t look under the covers. He grew bored then looked under and Screamed mom turn on the headlights There’s a snake in the bush.
What does an Asian call a penis? A wong.
What does an Asian do with its legs? It wok.
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowgirl?
Snowballs.
Q: Why doesn't a skeleton mother drink water?
A: Because it gives her more work!
Hmmm.
Take it in the ear day? More like take it in the rear day.
This joke's short just like Joe Biden's penis.
Oh wait, if I were to make a joke to the size of Joe Biden's penis, I wouldn't write a joke.
What do you call nuts on a chin?
My penis in your mouth.
Why did the butt fart?
Because they don't know the words.
