Anatomy jokes
What's worse than eating 5 raw oysters out of your grandmother's vagina?
Realizing you only put in 4.
Why is it so easy to weigh fish?
They have their own scales.
What do my little brother and a vagina have in common?
They both ooze blood 🩸 when punched.
What kind of tree can you High-Five?
A palm tree.
Why did the booty get a job?
To make ends meet!
How do skeletons talk to each other? By the telebone.
What do skeletons say before they eat?
Bone appétit. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
When God had to take a shit from making a good wife, you pasted between his ass cheeks...
What do you say to a pig with no nose? You have n'ought a snout!
So little Susie came home and said, "Mom, little Johnny showed me his pecker."
And her mom said, "WHAT?!"
And little Susie was like, "Yeah, it reminded me of a peanut." Her mom said, "Oh, because it was so small?"
Susie said, "No, because it tasted salty."
This is not even a joke, it's a serious question... Is eating ass considered cannibalism?
Why are you rolling your eyes? Are you looking for your brain?
What's a skeleton's favorite plant? A bone-zai tree. But if they don't like that one, how about a s-pine tree?
Why did the cow smell?
'Cause the horse gave it a pat on the back.
What’s the best part of having sex with a pregnant woman?
You can have sex and a blow job at the same time.
Man, Uranus is so big!
What do you find up a ghost's nose? A BOOger.
Your forehead is so big you can headbutt my face and chest at the same time.
Why did the skeleton have no friends?
He was a boner!
Heheheh!
Ah, see ya soon kiddo.
I'm going on break.
I'll give you some fried snow later!
The shark bit me and I feet red down my legs.