Anatomy jokes
Jeffy: I need a new butt. My old one has a crack in it.
In light of Trump's slurring, staggering, and incoherence, I wondered if he should get checked for a brain tumor.
Then I realized how ridiculous that sounded.
A tumor can't grow in something that doesn't exist in the first place.
What did the brother cell say when the sister cell stepped on his foot? Ow, mitosis! (my toe, sis)
Why do people never kick their own balls?
Because they might lose one!
When people say they get ho's: You don't get no ho's, the only ho's you get is in yo draws.
Pussies and tits have one thing in common: they're both made for kids, but men end up licking or suckling them.
I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
A skeleton decided to become an assassin.
He was always skull-king around!
What kind of tree can you High-Five?
A palm tree.
Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe, just maybe you'll find a brain back there!
Suck on deez balls!
What did one butt say to the other?
Something brown is slithering down.
Ms. Norsworthy's chompers are so big they killed a kid once.
When God had to take a shit from making a good wife, you pasted between his ass cheeks...
Doctor: I will deliver the baby right away.
Dad: I would like the baby to have a liver.
Vaginas are like onions. They have lots of layers to get through.
You look at it. You tug on it like a shoe string. You play with it like elastic bubble plastic, but it still never grows.
Your head is so small, even a fly could eat it.
Your dad has a huge PP.
Uranus is pronounced "ur anus."