Anatomy jokes
What has 4 legs, then 3 legs, then 2 legs, then 1 leg, then no legs?
A baby you cut one off each time.
Lol, I have a teeny black dick.
pussi
I go to Venus to get a bigger penis.
Lady: Will you fuck me?
Man: No, I don’t have a penis.
Lady pulls down man's pants and looks in them. "Yes, you do!" she says.
Man: Oh, I forgot it was there.
balls /\ /\
"Spell ICUP."
What's the definition of disappointment?
Running into a wall with a boner, but it only hits your nose.
What did the no head man say?
"Haha!"
What did one cheek say to the other cheek?
"It is a squash in here!"
What is the difference when I have my dick in your mouth or when you have yours in mine?
Oh, I forgot, you don't got one, bitches, suck my dick.
Say, "Crack my fingers."
Now say that backwards...
Why did the butt smell so bad? Because he didn’t have a nose! AND HE FARTED TOO!
What's the difference between a snowman and a snow lady?
Snowballs!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
While fucking a hot auntie, pressing tightly her boobs and fondling, He: What do you feed your babies? She: Milk and orange juice. He: Wow, which side is orange juice? 😋
What did the girl say to the white guy? “You have a peener wiener!”
What do you say to a pig with no nose? You have n'ought a snout!
Jeffy: I need a new butt. My old one has a crack in it.
What did the brother cell say when the sister cell stepped on his foot? Ow, mitosis! (my toe, sis)
I have (I HAVE) bolas.
What do queer guys call hemorrhoids? Speed bumps!