Anatomy jokes
What did one cheek say to the other cheek?
"It is a squash in here!"
What did the no head man say?
"Haha!"
What's the difference between a snowman and a snow lady?
Snowballs!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
What is the difference when I have my dick in your mouth or when you have yours in mine?
Oh, I forgot, you don't got one, bitches, suck my dick.
Why did the butt smell so bad? Because he didn’t have a nose! AND HE FARTED TOO!
Memes
Say, "Crack my fingers."
Now say that backwards...
What did the girl say to the white guy? “You have a peener wiener!”
What do you say to a pig with no nose? You have n'ought a snout!
While fucking a hot auntie, pressing tightly her boobs and fondling, He: What do you feed your babies? She: Milk and orange juice. He: Wow, which side is orange juice? 😋
Jeffy: I need a new butt. My old one has a crack in it.
What did the brother cell say when the sister cell stepped on his foot? Ow, mitosis! (my toe, sis)
How do skeletons talk to each other? By the telebone.
Wanna hear a skeleton joke?
Sorry, I don't have the guts to tell it.
What do you call someone without a body and a nose? Nobody knows.
Your hairline is so far back that if you were a backbencher in class and I was a germ sitting on it, I would think that the rest of the backbenchers are seated in front of the class.
What instrument do skeletons play?
The Trombone!
Why do women fart when they pee? To blow dry.
Why do people never kick their own balls?
Because they might lose one!
I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
When people say they get ho's: You don't get no ho's, the only ho's you get is in yo draws.