Why do people never kick their own balls?
Because they might lose one!
Anatomy Jokes
When people say they get ho's: You don't get no ho's, the only ho's you get is in yo draws.
Pussies and tits have one thing in common: they're both made for kids, but men end up licking or suckling them.
I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
A skeleton decided to become an assassin.
He was always skull-king around!
What kind of tree can you High-Five?
A palm tree.
Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe, just maybe you'll find a brain back there!
Suck on deez balls!
What did one butt say to the other?
Something brown is slithering down.
Ms. Norsworthy's chompers are so big they killed a kid once.
When God had to take a shit from making a good wife, you pasted between his ass cheeks...
Doctor: I will deliver the baby right away.
Dad: I would like the baby to have a liver.
Vaginas are like onions. They have lots of layers to get through.
You look at it. You tug on it like a shoe string. You play with it like elastic bubble plastic, but it still never grows.
Your head is so small, even a fly could eat it.
Your dad has a huge PP.
Uranus is pronounced "ur anus."
Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because he had no body to go with.
What do you call a person with no body or a nose?
Nobody knows.
What's hard and hairy on the outside and soft and wet on the inside? Coconut, what were you thinking of?
