Anatomy jokes

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What did one cheek say to the other cheek?

"It is a squash in here!"

I go to Venus to get a bigger penis.

Lady: Will you fuck me?

Man: No, I don’t have a penis.

Lady pulls down man's pants and looks in them. "Yes, you do!" she says.

Man: Oh, I forgot it was there.

"Spell ICUP."

What's the definition of disappointment?

Running into a wall with a boner, but it only hits your nose.

What did the no head man say?

"Haha!"

Why did the butt smell so bad? Because he didn’t have a nose! AND HE FARTED TOO!

What's the difference between a snowman and a snow lady?

Snowballs!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Say, "Crack my fingers."

Now say that backwards...

What is the difference when I have my dick in your mouth or when you have yours in mine?

Oh, I forgot, you don't got one, bitches, suck my dick.

Jeffy: I need a new butt. My old one has a crack in it.

What did the girl say to the white guy? “You have a peener wiener!”

What do you say to a pig with no nose? You have n'ought a snout!

While fucking a hot auntie, pressing tightly her boobs and fondling, He: What do you feed your babies? She: Milk and orange juice. He: Wow, which side is orange juice? 😋

What did the brother cell say when the sister cell stepped on his foot? Ow, mitosis! (my toe, sis)

I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.

When people say they get ho's: You don't get no ho's, the only ho's you get is in yo draws.

Pussies and tits have one thing in common: they're both made for kids, but men end up licking or suckling them.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Knock, knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally.