Anatomy jokes

Q: What did the DNA say to the other DNA?

A: Do these genes make my butt look fat? 💩

Guy 1: "Stop looking at my ass!" Guy 2: "I said look at Uranus." Guy 1: "I'm looking at uranus!" Guy 2: "I said Uranus like the planet!" Guy 1: "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

Did you hear that Uranus is cracked?

Why are nuts on boys?

Lol, I have a teeny black dick.

pussi

Lady: Will you fuck me?

Man: No, I don’t have a penis.

Lady pulls down man's pants and looks in them. "Yes, you do!" she says.

Man: Oh, I forgot it was there.

What's the definition of disappointment?

Running into a wall with a boner, but it only hits your nose.

"Spell ICUP."

What did the no head man say?

"Haha!"

I go to Venus to get a bigger penis.

What did one cheek say to the other cheek?

"It is a squash in here!"

Why did the butt smell so bad? Because he didn’t have a nose! AND HE FARTED TOO!

What's the difference between a snowman and a snow lady?

Snowballs!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Say, "Crack my fingers."

Now say that backwards...

What is the difference when I have my dick in your mouth or when you have yours in mine?

Oh, I forgot, you don't got one, bitches, suck my dick.

What did the girl say to the white guy? “You have a peener wiener!”

What do you say to a pig with no nose? You have n'ought a snout!

Jeffy: I need a new butt. My old one has a crack in it.

While fucking a hot auntie, pressing tightly her boobs and fondling, He: What do you feed your babies? She: Milk and orange juice. He: Wow, which side is orange juice? 😋