Anatomy jokes
Why did the skeleton never get cold? Because it went right through him!
Could it be ligma?
Ligma balls, daddy!
Q: Why can't skeletons go to the dance?
A: He doesn't have the guts for it.
What's the smallest stick in the world?
Your man's dick.
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to skull.
Memes
How to eat a cock 🍆
How do people with hydrocephalus wear standard-size helmets?
Q: Why do Skeletons hate the cold?
A: It sends chills up their spine.
I tried my best to think of some puns, but I'm gonna have tibia honest: I don't have any puns left, but I'm pretty sternum, so I'll think of a few puns here and there. It took a lot of spine to do this.
What do you call a school that can talk?
A school with a face!
What's the difference between a boy and girl? A boy always carries an average 5in "do not enter" sign.
What did one ballsack say to another?
"You stay here, I'll go pee."
Why do dogs like skeletons?
Because they're boneheads.
Why was the skeleton sad at the dance?
Because it had "no body" to go with.
"Why didn't the skeleton climb the mountain?"
"It didn't have the guts!"
Haha, boob!
What did the ass say to the joke?
"You crack me up!"
"Tibia" honestly, I think the reason I’m "bonely" is because you guys don’t find my jokes "humerus."
Maybe if I played the trombone it would get people’s attention, but "tibia" honest I can’t be bothered, so just look at my "BONE-zai" tree, although my brother doesn’t really like that one, so how about a "S-pine" tree?
What do you call a person with nobody and no nose?
What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? “If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.”
What is a woman's name with one leg?
Eileen.