Anatomy jokes
Thing 1: What's the difference between nuts and almonds?
Thing 2: I don't know, what?
Thing 1: One gets hard faster.
When God had to take a shit from making a good wife, you pasted between his ass cheeks...
What did one butt say to the other?
Something brown is slithering down.
You look at it. You tug on it like a shoe string. You play with it like elastic bubble plastic, but it still never grows.
Your head is so small, even a fly could eat it.
balls /\ /\
Vaginas are like onions. They have lots of layers to get through.
Suck on deez balls!
Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe, just maybe you'll find a brain back there!
Do fish have tits?
Fish tits.
Why do giraffes have long necks?
Because they have smelly feet!
What do queer guys call hemorrhoids? Speed bumps!
Are you going to SHOWCON?
What’s SHOWCON?
Show con these nuts.
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to skull.
What did a skeleton say when he's alone?
"I'm so bonely..."
How much did the liver weigh?
It weighed a skeleTON.
Why did the skeleton never get cold? Because it went right through him!
Q: Why do Skeletons hate the cold?
A: It sends chills up their spine.
What did one ballsack say to another?
"You stay here, I'll go pee."
Why do dogs like skeletons?
Because they're boneheads.
What's the difference between a boy and girl? A boy always carries an average 5in "do not enter" sign.