I tried my best to think of some puns, but I'm gonna have tibia honest: I don't have any puns left, but I'm pretty sternum, so I'll think of a few puns here and there. It took a lot of spine to do this.
Anatomy Jokes
What do you call a school that can talk?
A school with a face!
Why do women fart when they pee? To blow dry.
Why do dogs like skeletons?
Because they're boneheads.
What did one ballsack say to another?
"You stay here, I'll go pee."
Why was the skeleton sad at the dance?
Because it had "no body" to go with.
"Tibia" honestly, I think the reason I’m "bonely" is because you guys don’t find my jokes "humerus."
Maybe if I played the trombone it would get people’s attention, but "tibia" honest I can’t be bothered, so just look at my "BONE-zai" tree, although my brother doesn’t really like that one, so how about a "S-pine" tree?
Why can’t a nose be 12 feet long?
Because then, it would be a foot.
Your forehead [is] so big scientists measured it, studied it, and then finally they said: "Oh my God... your forehead is so big it's a 50 mile car ride from your eyebrows to your hair!"
Why did the booger cross the nose?
Answer: To get to the other hole.
Why are you rolling your eyes? Are you looking for your brain?
What’s a 5 letter word that starts with a ‘P’ that girls love to get their hands on? 😏
What do you call somebody with no nose?
What is Uranus' favorite exercise? ... Hy knees.
What did one ass cheek say to the other?
"Blimey, what's that smell coming from the corridor?"
Your forehead is so leaned back you can see the dinosaurs.
Why are the towers working out? They have big thighs!
What happens if a cashew falls down your shirt?
It becomes a chestnut.
Kid: I got homework.
Mom: Ok, so?
Kid: I got a F in my balls.
The first time I heard your voice, my foreskin fell off.
