Anatomy jokes
What's the smallest stick in the world?
Your man's dick.
What did the ass say to the joke?
"You crack me up!"
Haha, boob!
What do you call someone without a body and a nose? Nobody knows.
Why do people never kick their own balls?
Because they might lose one!
I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
When people say they get ho's: You don't get no ho's, the only ho's you get is in yo draws.
What instrument do skeletons play?
The Trombone!
Your hairline is so far back that if you were a backbencher in class and I was a germ sitting on it, I would think that the rest of the backbenchers are seated in front of the class.
Pussies and tits have one thing in common: they're both made for kids, but men end up licking or suckling them.
Wanna see my pp again?
How do skeletons talk to each other? By the telebone.
My parents told me that when they had sex, it was absolutely shambles.
Thankfully, it turned out that they were real balls.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally.
Wanna hear a skeleton joke?
Sorry, I don't have the guts to tell it.
I tried my best to think of some puns, but I'm gonna have tibia honest: I don't have any puns left, but I'm pretty sternum, so I'll think of a few puns here and there. It took a lot of spine to do this.
What's the difference between a boy and girl? A boy always carries an average 5in "do not enter" sign.
What did one ballsack say to another?
"You stay here, I'll go pee."
What do you call a school that can talk?
A school with a face!
Why do women fart when they pee? To blow dry.