Hey, Squidward, say "kid" backward. Also, suck my dick!
Why can't a woman find a glory hole inside of the lady's room?
Because piss comes out of a woman's pussy.
Why do asscheeks make great friends?
They always stick together!
Jesse: Do you like my ball?
Mike: Yes, they are very big. I can’t even fit them in my mouth. You bought a new ball, right?
Jesse: No, they do not leave me.
Do you know Ligma?
Have fun rubbing those balls in your tomatoes!
Guys, don’t suck your own dick, it does not feel like your dick is being sucked, it feels like you're sucking a dick.
Why did the duck walk across the road? I lost my pecker!
When a pregnant lady gives birth, it looks like she is having an erection.
Errrrrrrrrr my spine doesn't work.
Eeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
What's still together after all the sh*t they've been through? Your butt cheeks.
I’m sorry, Chairy, but I don’t need four more legs.
I have two balls. Gay people have 23456789.
I went to the market to get eggs, and my sister thought that I meant my balls.
What is round and squishy? A dead baby's head.
What do you tell your butt cheek when you need to use the bathroom? "Hold it in, so you won't get constipated and die."
Penis.
Why did the skeleton not cross the road?
Because it did not have the guts.
The bigger your shoe size is, the bigger your penis is.
The smaller your shoe size, the smaller your penis is.
Willies.
What do you call a flamingo with 20 toes?
A flamingo.
