Anatomy jokes
Person 1 says to Person 2: "I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith."
So Person 2 says to Person 1: "What's the name of his other leg?"
Why do women fart when they pee? To blow dry.
What's the difference between a boy and girl? A boy always carries an average 5in "do not enter" sign.
Why was the skeleton sad at the dance?
Because it had "no body" to go with.
I tried my best to think of some puns, but I'm gonna have tibia honest: I don't have any puns left, but I'm pretty sternum, so I'll think of a few puns here and there. It took a lot of spine to do this.
Memes
What do you call a school that can talk?
A school with a face!
Could it be ligma?
Ligma balls, daddy!
Why do giraffes have long necks?
Because they have smelly feet!
Thing 1: What's the difference between nuts and almonds?
Thing 2: I don't know, what?
Thing 1: One gets hard faster.
I have (I HAVE) bolas.
What did the ass say to the joke?
"You crack me up!"
Wanna see my pp again?
What's hard and hairy on the outside and soft and wet on the inside? Coconut, what were you thinking of?
Uranus is pronounced "ur anus."
Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because he had no body to go with.
Why do people never kick their own balls?
Because they might lose one!
What do you call someone without a body and a nose? Nobody knows.
"Why didn't the skeleton climb the mountain?"
"It didn't have the guts!"
Haha, boob!
Your hairline is so far back that if you were a backbencher in class and I was a germ sitting on it, I would think that the rest of the backbenchers are seated in front of the class.