Anatomy jokes
Why does Sans say "I got a bone to pick with you?"
Because he needs to pick your balls.
What did one snow ❄️ man say to itself? My arm is broken.
My cock, lmao.
Why do balls be hairy? Cause they stinky!
Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because he had no body to go with.
What does the word circumcise mean?
Cut off a boy's or a man's dick, or cut off a girl's or a woman's foreskin.
Is a disabled person who has no arms but has guns armed or not armed?
Let me just remove my finger from your bottom.
Thank you, nurse!
What do you call a skeleton's omelet?
A bonelet.
Keep rolling your eyes and maybe you'll find a brain back there.
Hi, I'm a skeleton and I know a skele-TON of jokes!
What do boy snowmen have that is different from snowgirls?
Snowballs.
Why did the skeleton not tell jokes? It lost its funny bone. Maybe you should try putting it back.
Why do women rub their eyes in the morning?
Because they don't have balls.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snow girl?
Snowballs.
Why did the midgets laugh when they run?
Because their balls dragged along the ground. 😅😂🤣
What do you call a body without a nose?
Nobody knows.
What did the mad penis say to the vagina? “Don’t make me come in there!”
What’s the best part about being a circumcision doctor?
The pay is good and you also get to keep the tips!
Why did the dog want a kiss? Because he can see his knees.