Anatomy jokes

What kind of tree can you High-Five?

A palm tree.

Ms. Norsworthy's chompers are so big they killed a kid once.

A skeleton decided to become an assassin.

He was always skull-king around!

Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe, just maybe you'll find a brain back there!

What do you call someone without a body and a nose? Nobody knows.

When people say they get ho's: You don't get no ho's, the only ho's you get is in yo draws.

Why do people never kick their own balls?

Because they might lose one!

I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.

Pussies and tits have one thing in common: they're both made for kids, but men end up licking or suckling them.

Haha, boob!

"Why didn't the skeleton climb the mountain?"

"It didn't have the guts!"

What instrument do skeletons play?

The Trombone!

Your hairline is so far back that if you were a backbencher in class and I was a germ sitting on it, I would think that the rest of the backbenchers are seated in front of the class.

What did the ass say to the joke?

"You crack me up!"

"Tibia" honestly, I think the reason I’m "bonely" is because you guys don’t find my jokes "humerus."

Maybe if I played the trombone it would get people’s attention, but "tibia" honest I can’t be bothered, so just look at my "BONE-zai" tree, although my brother doesn’t really like that one, so how about a "S-pine" tree?

Haha, balls hahaha!

Why did the skeleton die from laughter?

'Cause they broke all his "funny bones!"

My balls.

My friends' titties are bigger than my sakuras.

Back bent.