Anatomy jokes
Have anyone seen my balls? I can't find them on my chest.
Hey! My balls are on your thing!
The shark bit me and I feet red down my legs.
Big feet equals mini meat.
Why did the skeleton never get cold? Because it went right through him!
Vaginas are like onions. They have lots of layers to get through.
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A skeleton decided to become an assassin.
He was always skull-king around!
What kind of tree can you High-Five?
A palm tree.
Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe, just maybe you'll find a brain back there!
When God had to take a shit from making a good wife, you pasted between his ass cheeks...
Suck on deez balls!
Ms. Norsworthy's chompers are so big they killed a kid once.
How much did the liver weigh?
It weighed a skeleTON.
Your head is so small, even a fly could eat it.
What did one butt say to the other?
Something brown is slithering down.
You look at it. You tug on it like a shoe string. You play with it like elastic bubble plastic, but it still never grows.
Your dad has a huge PP.
Can I put my balls in your jaw <3?
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to skull.
Doctor: I will deliver the baby right away.
Dad: I would like the baby to have a liver.
Why do giraffes have long necks?
Because they have smelly feet!