Anatomy jokes
What do Ligma and Bofa have in common?
They both ride on my dick.
What do skeletons do with their organs?
They organize them!
What’s under the bottom?
Your legs.
What is the last thing that goes through a suicide bomber's mind?
His arse.
Why can’t balls move? Because no one is there to voice them around.
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You know boys have balls. Girls have balls, too.
A penis has a sad life.
His hair is a mess. His family is nuts. His neighbor is an asshole. His best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him. That's it for now.
Your forehead is so big that your mom stayed in the delivery room just to give birth to your head.
During Halloween, my friend went as a skeleton.
He refused to go into the haunted house. Looks like he was SPINE-LESS.
What did Steven Harkens have to eat?
His shoulders.
"I have a three-head."
"I have a four-head."
Bald people have a seven-head.
What do you call a man with no shins? Tony.
What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog.
Balls are balls, aka dicks.
Your hairline is so far back, when your forehead was playing tag, your hairline ran away real far.
Why did the dog want a kiss? Because he can see his knees.
We have a new member of staff here today. He has no arms, no legs, and no body. He will be known as "The Head."
An acronym for penis is Proton-enhanced nuclear induction spectroscopy. So just remember, the word "nuclear" is part of a penis.
What did the bull say when got hit in the special area? "Damn my bulls!" Ahahaha
What instruments do skeletons like to play?
Trombones.