Anatomy jokes
How does a skeleton call his friends?
On the tele-bone!
It's easy to tell if a skeleton is lying to you because you can see right through them.
There are 206 bones in the human body.
207 when I'm at a nursery.
What does the word circumcise mean?
Cut off a boy's or a man's dick, or cut off a girl's or a woman's foreskin.
Did you know your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die? They dilate.
Why did the dog want a kiss? Because he can see his knees.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
How did the skeleton win the girl? He was humerus.
Arms.
Why did Shelley fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Tell all the skeleton jokes you want, but I've got thick skin.
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a boogie in it!
I suck my dick.
Q. Why do Skeletons work hard?
A. 'Cause they want the BONEus.
The brain named itself, and when the brain realized that it named itself, it was surprised.
But maybe, it was a spelling mistake and the brain wanted the name Brian. We all have a little Brian in us!
Your forehead and your hairline must be friends, because they go way back!
I love sucking on food because if you really think about it, tits can be counted as food, so I could technically suck on a woman's tits.
If your nose runs and your feet smell, you are probably built upside down.
What do you call a giraffe giving a blow job to another giraffe?
Getting neck!
What do a pulse and an orgasm have in common?
I don’t care if she has one.