Anatomy jokes
Your forehead is deeper than the ocean.
Don't be scared of skeletons.
They don't have the guts for murder.
What's the difference between Monday and a dick?
They're not different. They're both unnecessarily long and hard.
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
To cover his butt-quack.
Why did the duck say hi to the other butt?
Because he wanted it to smell good.
Why are women like KFC?
After you've finished with the thigh and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
Don't you hate it when you sit on your balls? It's a real nutcracker!
What did the skeleton say when he fell on his funny bone? He laughed!
What do you call a woman with three boobs? Tres leches.
What body part do pigs have that humans don’t have?
A hambone.
How many animals can you fit in a pair of underpants?
A. A cock and a few hairs (hares).
NSFW Why can't women ever tell men where the clitoris is?
'Cause it's a place to eat.
What did the left butt cheek say to the right butt cheek? "Together we can stop this shit!"
What is smegma name?
Uranus, ur-anus, your anus. Anus is what's in between your two buttocks.
Never break a girl's/boy's/someone's heart. They only have one of them.
Break their bones instead. They have 206 of them.
What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers? Well hung.
What is 6" long, bright red, and your wife cries when you feed it to her?
Her miscarriage.
Why did the skeleton not cross the road?
Because it did not have the guts.
I watched a movie about bones. It was spine-tingling!