Anatomy jokes

Your forehead is so big, it takes the sun a year to shine on every part of it.

"Your mum has very small balls. Congrats! I told her, your balls are bigger than your husband's."

Kid me: I lost my stick.

Teacher: No, you didn’t.

Kid me: How do you know that?

Teacher: It’s hanging out of your pants.

A boy's hairline is always in the back of his head, and its shape is like a check mark.

Your dad's hairline was so long that he died.

During Halloween, my friend went as a skeleton.

He refused to go into the haunted house. Looks like he was SPINE-LESS.

Your hairline is so far back, when your forehead was playing tag, your hairline ran away real far.

"I have a three-head."

"I have a four-head."

Bald people have a seven-head.

A penis has a sad life.

His hair is a mess. His family is nuts. His neighbor is an asshole. His best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him. That's it for now.

What do you call a man with no shins? Tony.

Your forehead is so big that your mom stayed in the delivery room just to give birth to your head.

Sometimes when I'm sad, I remember I have a big dick.

What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

Balls are balls, aka dicks.

What’s under the bottom?

Your legs.

"Candice balls fit up your nose."

Do you know Wildee?

What's that?

Will deez nuts fit into your mouth?

If your nose runs and your feet smell, you are probably built upside down.

Why is it so easy to weigh fish?

They have their own scales.

What's a cow's strongest part of their body?

Their "calves"!