Balls are balls, aka dicks.
Anatomy Jokes
Your hairline is so far back, when your forehead was playing tag, your hairline ran away real far.
What do you call a man with no shins? Tony.
"Your mum has very small balls. Congrats! I told her, your balls are bigger than your husband's."
What did Steven Harkens have to eat?
His shoulders.
Why did the cheetah get sad?
'Cause it didn't have any balls to suck.
A boy's hairline is always in the back of his head, and its shape is like a check mark.
Your dad's hairline was so long that he died.
Sometimes when I'm sad, I remember I have a big dick.
What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog.
Kid me: I lost my stick.
Teacher: No, you didn’t.
Kid me: How do you know that?
Teacher: It’s hanging out of your pants.
"I have a three-head."
"I have a four-head."
Bald people have a seven-head.
Your forehead is so big that your mom stayed in the delivery room just to give birth to your head.
During Halloween, my friend went as a skeleton.
He refused to go into the haunted house. Looks like he was SPINE-LESS.
Your forehead is so big, it takes the sun a year to shine on every part of it.
Why can’t balls move? Because no one is there to voice them around.
Gay dik.
Smol Dik.
Plastik Dik.
Rubeh Dik.
Smooth Dik.
Metahl Dik.
Why did the sperm cross the road?
Because he put the wrong sock was put on.
Hehe.
What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right?
Answer: Your right elbow.
What did one nut say to the other nut? "The guy in the middle's a dick!"
