Anatomy jokes

What comes in and comes out, but you should never miss it?

Any ideas?

SHIT!!!!

It's easy to tell if a skeleton is lying to you because you can see right through them.

What does the word circumcise mean?

Cut off a boy's or a man's dick, or cut off a girl's or a woman's foreskin.

Did you know your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die? They dilate.

There are 206 bones in the human body.

207 when I'm at a nursery.

Why do women have two sets of lips?

I kiss both.

How did the skeleton win the girl? He was humerus.

What do you call a girl with no legs?

Unshakeable.

I'd make a joke about the chin bones, but y'all couldn't mandle it.

What do you call a man without a body and a nose?

What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?

"If we don't get some support soon, people will start to think we are balls."

Toes for hoes.

A penis has a sad life.

His hair is a mess. His family is nuts. His neighbor is an asshole. His best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him. That's it for now.

What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

Balls are balls, aka dicks.

Your hairline is so far back, when your forehead was playing tag, your hairline ran away real far.

"I have a three-head."

"I have a four-head."

Bald people have a seven-head.

What do you call a man with no shins? Tony.

Your forehead is so big that your mom stayed in the delivery room just to give birth to your head.

During Halloween, my friend went as a skeleton.

He refused to go into the haunted house. Looks like he was SPINE-LESS.