Anatomy jokes
Life is like a penis. It is short.
What happens to teeth when they go in water?
Bro, I dunno, they get wet?
Your hairline recedes so far back that it defends your forehead.
Your forehead and your hairline must be friends, because they go way back!
I love sucking on food because if you really think about it, tits can be counted as food, so I could technically suck on a woman's tits.
Memes
Your forehead is deeper than the ocean.
What comes in and comes out, but you should never miss it?
Any ideas?
SHIT!!!!
It's easy to tell if a skeleton is lying to you because you can see right through them.
What does the word circumcise mean?
Cut off a boy's or a man's dick, or cut off a girl's or a woman's foreskin.
Did you know your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die? They dilate.
There are 206 bones in the human body.
207 when I'm at a nursery.
Why do women have two sets of lips?
I kiss both.
How did the skeleton win the girl? He was humerus.
What do you call a girl with no legs?
Unshakeable.
I'd make a joke about the chin bones, but y'all couldn't mandle it.
What do you call a man without a body and a nose?
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
"If we don't get some support soon, people will start to think we are balls."
Toes for hoes.
A penis has a sad life.
His hair is a mess. His family is nuts. His neighbor is an asshole. His best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him. That's it for now.
What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog.