Anatomy jokes
I call my penis the truth because the truth always comes out of children’s mouths.
It's easy to tell if a skeleton is lying to you because you can see right through them.
Barack Obama and Tork Poettschke are at the Natural History Museum. They stop in front of a showcase.
"These are the eggs from the ostrich!"
"Aha, and where are Trump's eggs?"
Your forehead is so big, explorers mistakenly thought it was Mount Everest.
I thought when my friends called me curvy, it was a compliment, but it turns out they were referring to my spine.
What do you call a girl with no legs?
Unshakeable.
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
"If we don't get some support soon, people will start to think we are balls."
What do you call a man without a body and a nose?
Friend A: Do you like Wendy's?
Friend B: Yes, why?
Friend A: Wen-dez nuts in your mouth!
I love sucking on food because if you really think about it, tits can be counted as food, so I could technically suck on a woman's tits.
Your forehead and your hairline must be friends, because they go way back!
Are you a builder, because you give me an erection.
Life is like a penis. It is short.
Your hairline recedes so far back that it defends your forehead.
The brain named itself, and when the brain realized that it named itself, it was surprised.
But maybe, it was a spelling mistake and the brain wanted the name Brian. We all have a little Brian in us!
What does the word circumcise mean?
Cut off a boy's or a man's dick, or cut off a girl's or a woman's foreskin.
Did you know your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die? They dilate.
There are 206 bones in the human body.
207 when I'm at a nursery.
Why did the skeleton not go to prom?
Because he had no body to go with.
I'd make a joke about the chin bones, but y'all couldn't mandle it.