"Balls in Jack, Jack has balls in his mouth."
What's the definition of a bastard?
Answer: A man with a 1 inch dick and a 10 inch tongue and all he wants to do is fuck!
Let me just remove my finger from your bottom.
Thank you, nurse!
Meat stands for: M - monitoring, E - evaluating, A - assessing/addressing, T - treatment.
So when you're shoving meat up people's asses, then you're monitoring them, evaluating them, assessing them, and treating them.
I know how unicorns make babies. The dad puts his horn in the girl's butt hole.
What happens when skeletons score points in a game?
They get a bone-us.
Man, I miss Savor, savor these balls in ya mouth!
Butt hehe.
You're so tall you can go see God, but you're so tall your balls got small.
*at school*
Nobody: Do you want nuts?
Me: Wait, you have some?
Nobody: Yeah, they're my own.
Me: :0
How many balls do you have on your body?
2. Your butt.
Why was the chicken screaming?
He had an egg stuck in his butt.
What do you do if a woman is choking? Pull out a few inches.
What is the toughest part of the human body?
Anal hair, all the shit that they go through.
Daddy, where's my anus?
How do you see past that forehead?
Hi guys, I am Logan Taub the toad. I just want to say that my cock is so, so, so tiny. It could fit 50 times in the crack of my butt chin!!!!! Also, I am transđź‘Ť
Women have ass and tits... but men have dick and rights.
Don't you feel an empty feeling...
IN YOUR SKULL!
Imagine a dragon 🤔.
Imagine me dragging these nuts across your face.
