Anatomy jokes
What do you call a giraffe giving a blow job to another giraffe?
Getting neck!
What's a cow's strongest part of their body?
Their "calves"!
What’s under the bottom?
Your legs.
"Candice balls fit up your nose."
Do you know Wildee?
What's that?
Will deez nuts fit into your mouth?
Memes
What do skeletons do with their organs?
They organize them!
What do Ligma and Bofa have in common?
They both ride on my dick.
You know boys have balls. Girls have balls, too.
What is the last thing that goes through a suicide bomber's mind?
His arse.
Balls are balls, aka dicks.
Your hairline is so far back, when your forehead was playing tag, your hairline ran away real far.
What do you call a man with no shins? Tony.
"Your mum has very small balls. Congrats! I told her, your balls are bigger than your husband's."
What did Steven Harkens have to eat?
His shoulders.
A boy's hairline is always in the back of his head, and its shape is like a check mark.
Your dad's hairline was so long that he died.
Sometimes when I'm sad, I remember I have a big dick.
What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog.
Kid me: I lost my stick.
Teacher: No, you didn’t.
Kid me: How do you know that?
Teacher: It’s hanging out of your pants.
"I have a three-head."
"I have a four-head."
Bald people have a seven-head.