Anatomy jokes
When I die, I want my body to be cremated.
And fucked! Fucked really hard, papí!! Like a real whore!! Like a real tramp!! Stuff your entire cock in there!!! Uhh!! Uhh!!
I wear a nose on my forehead.
Why did the midgets laugh when they run?
Because their balls dragged along the ground. 😅😂🤣
What did the fish say to the other fish? "You have a big butt!"
The other fish said, "We don't have butts......"
Me: Name all the planets.
Other person: Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Neptune, Mercury, Uranus.
Me: Not my anus!
What's 6ft long, red, and my girlfriend cries when I feed it to her?
A miscarriage.
Student: What's the best thing in the world?
Teacher: I don't know what.
Student: Hard rock cock.
What do you call a cow on steroids? A bull-y.
What is a skeleton’s favorite singer?
Pelvis Presley.
Who wants a picture of my pp?
I cut my dick. It is all right now, and half the size but makes for excellent breakfast.
A girl has small balls.
Your balls are growing too big that they will pop like a balloon!
Q: Why do birds need feathers?
A: To cover up their butt quack!
Q: Why do birds need feathers?
A: To cover their butt. Quack!
Hey do you know saga?
Saga these ball sacks!
What is a chode?
If you are a girl--you are allowed to read this.
Look down your shirt and spell attic.
At night, before I got in bed with my girl, I had 206 bones, but I developed a 207th bone.
What goes after the butt?
The POST-erior.