Don't you hate it when you sit on your balls? It's a real nutcracker!
I'm sorry for your loss.
It is going tibia okay.
What did one arm say to the other? "What is your address?"
Ass.
How much do the bones in your body weigh?
A skele-ton!
At night, before I got in bed with my girl, I had 206 bones, but I developed a 207th bone.
Weenis long.
Butt Morice - ( i ) ( - )@( - ) \ \ [] \ \ ( _ ) [] ( _ ) []
Q: Why do birds need feathers?
A: To cover up their butt quack!
Why did the skeleton not go to prom?
Because it had no body to dance with!
What did the hairline say to the hat?
"We go way back..."
What is a chode?
Q: Why do birds need feathers?
A: To cover their butt. Quack!
What do you call a cow on steroids? A bull-y.
Henry jas Mercury in Uranus.
No. Eat my butt!
Why did the sperm cross the road? To get to the vagina!
How do you make a baby float?
You take your foot off its head.
I'm 14. I have had sex before. I have 206 bones in my body, but when I'm with my gf, I have 207.
What did one ankle say to the other? Good morning, how are you today?
