Anatomy jokes
What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
Rubber-toe.
What skeleton does Crap-ton of?
A "bone".
Hi, I'm a skeleton and I know a skele-TON of jokes!
What does a butt do when it is angry?
Butt crack!
I watched a movie about bones. It was spine-tingling!
What's the difference between a duck?
One of its legs are both the same!
Knock knock. "Who's there?" "Grandma." "Oh, okay."
Nah, it's a penis.
What do you call someone with a small dick... whoever is reading this 😉
Are you a blood bender? 'Cause you're making my blood go south🖤.
Why did the duck say hi to the other butt?
Because he wanted it to smell good.
What did the skeleton say to the other skeleton? "I've got a bone to pick with you!"
That was a real rib tickler. I've got a skele-TON more of the skele-PUNS!
This one butt cheek said to the other one, "It's really personal, but it's okay, I'll tell you." It said, "Hey, let's go to my crib so we can smoke a little joint, watch a movie, and go upstairs in the room and get down."
What do girls have that boys don’t have? Bobbies.
Why do women have legs? Because they would leave snail tracks wherever they went.
I wear a nose on my forehead.
Me: Name all the planets.
Other person: Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Neptune, Mercury, Uranus.
Me: Not my anus!
Why did the midgets laugh when they run?
Because their balls dragged along the ground. 😅😂🤣
What did the fish say to the other fish? "You have a big butt!"
The other fish said, "We don't have butts......"
When I die, I want my body to be cremated.
And fucked! Fucked really hard, papí!! Like a real whore!! Like a real tramp!! Stuff your entire cock in there!!! Uhh!! Uhh!!
What's 6ft long, red, and my girlfriend cries when I feed it to her?
A miscarriage.