Anatomy jokes
What's the difference between a duck?
One of its legs are both the same!
What do you call someone with a small dick... whoever is reading this 😉
This one butt cheek said to the other one, "It's really personal, but it's okay, I'll tell you." It said, "Hey, let's go to my crib so we can smoke a little joint, watch a movie, and go upstairs in the room and get down."
Why did the duck say hi to the other butt?
Because he wanted it to smell good.
Are you a blood bender? 'Cause you're making my blood go south🖤.
What did the skeleton say to the other skeleton? "I've got a bone to pick with you!"
That was a real rib tickler. I've got a skele-TON more of the skele-PUNS!
Why do women have legs? Because they would leave snail tracks wherever they went.
I wear a nose on my forehead.
Me: Name all the planets.
Other person: Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Neptune, Mercury, Uranus.
Me: Not my anus!
Why did the midgets laugh when they run?
Because their balls dragged along the ground. 😅😂🤣
What did the fish say to the other fish? "You have a big butt!"
The other fish said, "We don't have butts......"
What's 6ft long, red, and my girlfriend cries when I feed it to her?
A miscarriage.
Student: What's the best thing in the world?
Teacher: I don't know what.
Student: Hard rock cock.
When I die, I want my body to be cremated.
And fucked! Fucked really hard, papí!! Like a real whore!! Like a real tramp!! Stuff your entire cock in there!!! Uhh!! Uhh!!
A butt saw the toilet and said, "Shit, I'm sick!"
What did the hairline say to the hat?
"We go way back..."
Why are you sitting down to pee? I don't have a good back and can't lift something big.
If your wife says: “What would you most like to do to my body?” “Identify it” is the wrong answer.
I cut my dick. It is all right now, and half the size but makes for excellent breakfast.
A girl has small balls.