Q: Why do birds need feathers?
A: To cover their butt. Quack!
Anatomy Jokes
Q: Why do birds need feathers?
A: To cover up their butt quack!
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What goes after the butt?
The POST-erior.
I love the word legs.
Wanna help me spread the word?
I like trees when they are firmly stuck in a hole. PS, your hole.
No. Eat my butt!
Weenis long.
I'm sorry for your loss.
It is going tibia okay.
Don't you hate it when you sit on your balls? It's a real nutcracker!
Ass.
What do you call a cow on steroids? A bull-y.
What did one arm say to the other? "What is your address?"
If you have a broken bone, do you have broken skin?
Why did the skeleton not go to prom?
Because it had no body to dance with!
How much do the bones in your body weigh?
A skele-ton!
At night, before I got in bed with my girl, I had 206 bones, but I developed a 207th bone.
If you are a girl--you are allowed to read this.
Look down your shirt and spell attic.
Why did the sperm cross the road? To get to the vagina!
I'm 14. I have had sex before. I have 206 bones in my body, but when I'm with my gf, I have 207.
