Anatomy jokes
A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence.
Jane ate her friend’s sandwich.
Jane ate her friend’s colon.
When you split Uranus in half, it is "ur-anus." That's why it has a butts joke. Weird.
Yo forehead is so freaking big, but not bigger than my BBC. 😏
Up your butt with a coconut!
What's the difference between a duck?
One of its legs are both the same!
Knock knock. "Who's there?" "Grandma." "Oh, okay."
Nah, it's a penis.
What do you call someone with a small dick... whoever is reading this 😉
Are you a blood bender? 'Cause you're making my blood go south🖤.
Why did the duck say hi to the other butt?
Because he wanted it to smell good.
What did the skeleton say to the other skeleton? "I've got a bone to pick with you!"
That was a real rib tickler. I've got a skele-TON more of the skele-PUNS!
This one butt cheek said to the other one, "It's really personal, but it's okay, I'll tell you." It said, "Hey, let's go to my crib so we can smoke a little joint, watch a movie, and go upstairs in the room and get down."
I wear a nose on my forehead.
Why do women have legs? Because they would leave snail tracks wherever they went.
What did the fish say to the other fish? "You have a big butt!"
The other fish said, "We don't have butts......"
Why did the midgets laugh when they run?
Because their balls dragged along the ground. 😅😂🤣
Me: Name all the planets.
Other person: Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Neptune, Mercury, Uranus.
Me: Not my anus!
What's 6ft long, red, and my girlfriend cries when I feed it to her?
A miscarriage.
Student: What's the best thing in the world?
Teacher: I don't know what.
Student: Hard rock cock.
When I die, I want my body to be cremated.
And fucked! Fucked really hard, papí!! Like a real whore!! Like a real tramp!! Stuff your entire cock in there!!! Uhh!! Uhh!!
How do you affirm a trans woman's gender?
By kicking him hard in the balls.