Anatomy

Anatomy jokes

Oyster

  • What's worse than eating 5 raw oysters out of your grandmother's vagina?

    Realizing you only put in 4.

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  • Femboy

  • Femboys are looking kinda tasty for a date, especially the dick and their balls.

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  • Cow

  • What's the difference between your mom and a fat female cow...

    A female cow doesn't have a dick.

    Skeleton

  • One day, a skeleton wasn't laughing. Someone asked him why he was not laughing. It turns out he fell and broke his bone, his funny bone that is.

    Brain

  • You have two parts of [your] brain, "left" and "right". In the left side, there's nothing right. In the right side, there's nothing left.

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  • Cucumber

  • A boy walks into class with a shirt, pants, underwear, and socks. The teacher says, "Where have you been?" The boy says, "On a peach hill."

    Another boy walks in with a shirt, pants, underwear, and socks. The teacher says, "Where have you been?" The boy says, "On a peach hill."

    Then a girl walks in, and the teacher says, "And where on earth have you been?" The girl says, "Well, you see..." Then the teacher stops her and says, "Let me guess, on a peach hill?" The girl says, "No, on 2 big cucumbers."

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