Anatomy

Anatomy jokes

Boob

Why did the first boob say to the 2nd boob: "Between us, I have to take a tit."

Ball

Your balls are growing too big that they will pop like a balloon!

Attic

If you are a girl--you are allowed to read this.

Look down your shirt and spell attic.

Dick

I cut my dick. It is all right now, and half the size but makes for excellent breakfast.

Pee

Why are you sitting down to pee? I don't have a good back and can't lift something big.

Wife

If your wife says: “What would you most like to do to my body?” “Identify it” is the wrong answer.