Anatomy jokes
If you have a broken bone, do you have broken skin?
What did one arm say to the other? "What is your address?"
What goes after the butt?
The POST-erior.
No. Eat my butt!
Weenis long.
Don't you hate it when you sit on your balls? It's a real nutcracker!
I'm sorry for your loss.
It is going tibia okay.
What do you call a cow on steroids? A bull-y.
At night, before I got in bed with my girl, I had 206 bones, but I developed a 207th bone.
Why did the skeleton not go to prom?
Because it had no body to dance with!
How much do the bones in your body weigh?
A skele-ton!
When a pregnant lady gives birth, it looks like she is having an erection.
Why did the sperm cross the road? To get to the vagina!
How do you make a baby float?
You take your foot off its head.
I'm 14. I have had sex before. I have 206 bones in my body, but when I'm with my gf, I have 207.
What did one ankle say to the other? Good morning, how are you today?
The woman's body is shaped like a penis. If see a naked female body bent over, her butt looks like testicles, while her head can be seen as the head of a penis.
This is the same if she lies down right side up with her knees up and legs spread. If she lays upside down with her knees up and legs spread, her boobs are like testicles and her pelvic area is like the head of a penis. If you look at the shape of a vagina, it’s shaped like a penis with the lips looking like testicles and the clit looks like the schlong.
My pee pee fell off.
What happens if you mix a dick with a potato?
You get a dictator dic-dick-tator-potato!
What do you call that big, useless piece of skin attached to the outside of a vagina?
A woman.