Anatomy jokes
Student: What's the best thing in the world?
Teacher: I don't know what.
Student: Hard rock cock.
Why can't a woman find a glory hole inside of the lady's room?
Because piss comes out of a woman's pussy.
When a pregnant lady gives birth, it looks like she is having an erection.
I love the word legs.
Wanna help me spread the word?
A girl has small balls.
Your balls are growing too big that they will pop like a balloon!
Why did the first boob say to the 2nd boob: "Between us, I have to take a tit."
What has 148 teeth and🥴🥴 holding back a monster? My zipper.
I cut my dick. It is all right now, and half the size but makes for excellent breakfast.
What goes after the butt?
The POST-erior.
If you have a broken bone, do you have broken skin?
At night, before I got in bed with my girl, I had 206 bones, but I developed a 207th bone.
Why did the skeleton not go to prom?
Because it had no body to dance with!
I like trees when they are firmly stuck in a hole. PS, your hole.
Why are you sitting down to pee? I don't have a good back and can't lift something big.
If your wife says: “What would you most like to do to my body?” “Identify it” is the wrong answer.
What is a skeleton’s favorite singer?
Pelvis Presley.
A butt saw the toilet and said, "Shit, I'm sick!"
What did the hairline say to the hat?
"We go way back..."
Who wants a picture of my pp?