Anatomy jokes
I don't get why people don't like my abortion jokes. Do they have a stick up their ass? Wait, that's the other hole.
Why do only guys have fun? There's only the word "penis" in happiness.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Disabled.
I am thinking of removing my spine.
It's only holding me back.
Why does shit come out your asshole? Cause fuck you, that's why.
Your forehead is so big they call you the Leaning Tower of Forehead!
A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence.
Jane ate her friend’s sandwich.
Jane ate her friend’s colon.
A police officer said to a belly button, "You're under a-vest."
What do a gynecologist and deaf people have in common? They both read lips.
Why did the butt let out a fart?
Answer: To wipe out humanity!
Q: What's the difference between a fetus and an onion?
A: One makes you cry when you chop it into pieces.
What did one butt say to the other?
Something brown is slithering down.
My cock, lmao.
I have more cum in one testicle than you have in your whole penis.
Why did the squirrel swim on its back?
So it didn't get its nuts wet.
There are 206 bones in my body.
When I look at you, it becomes 207.
What do you call a skeleton's erection?
A boner.
Q: What did the butt say to the face?
A: It farted!
What's the difference between Monday and a dick?
They're not different. They're both unnecessarily long and hard.
If it is called a forehead, what happened to the five-head, six-head, and seven-head?