Anatomy jokes

If your wife says: “What would you most like to do to my body?” “Identify it” is the wrong answer.

Why are you sitting down to pee? I don't have a good back and can't lift something big.

What did the hairline say to the hat?

"We go way back..."

What is a skeleton’s favorite singer?

Pelvis Presley.

Your balls are growing too big that they will pop like a balloon!

Why did the first boob say to the 2nd boob: "Between us, I have to take a tit."

When a pregnant lady gives birth, it looks like she is having an erection.

I love the word legs.

Wanna help me spread the word?

Why did the sperm cross the road? To get to the vagina!

I'm 14. I have had sex before. I have 206 bones in my body, but when I'm with my gf, I have 207.

How do you make a baby float?

You take your foot off its head.

What did one ankle say to the other? Good morning, how are you today?

The woman's body is shaped like a penis. If see a naked female body bent over, her butt looks like testicles, while her head can be seen as the head of a penis.

This is the same if she lies down right side up with her knees up and legs spread. If she lays upside down with her knees up and legs spread, her boobs are like testicles and her pelvic area is like the head of a penis. If you look at the shape of a vagina, it’s shaped like a penis with the lips looking like testicles and the clit looks like the schlong.

My pee pee fell off.

What do you call that big, useless piece of skin attached to the outside of a vagina?

A woman.

What happens if you mix a dick with a potato?

You get a dictator dic-dick-tator-potato!

What do you call useless skin on a penis?

A man.

Penis and balls.

When your mom tells you to stop playing on the computer, you say, "Foot you!"

Balls in your jaws.