Anatomy jokes
Why did Adolf Hitler wish he had two nuts?
Because he only had one.
Why can't a woman find a glory hole inside of the lady's room?
Because piss comes out of a woman's pussy.
When a pregnant lady gives birth, it looks like she is having an erection.
What goes after the butt?
The POST-erior.
If you have a broken bone, do you have broken skin?
I like trees when they are firmly stuck in a hole. PS, your hole.
What did one arm say to the other? "What is your address?"
Weenis long.
Don't you hate it when you sit on your balls? It's a real nutcracker!
I'm sorry for your loss.
It is going tibia okay.
Why did the skeleton not go to prom?
Because it had no body to dance with!
At night, before I got in bed with my girl, I had 206 bones, but I developed a 207th bone.
How much do the bones in your body weigh?
A skele-ton!
I love the word legs.
Wanna help me spread the word?
Why are you sitting down to pee? I don't have a good back and can't lift something big.
A butt saw the toilet and said, "Shit, I'm sick!"
What did the hairline say to the hat?
"We go way back..."
A girl has small balls.
Your balls are growing too big that they will pop like a balloon!
What has 148 teeth and🥴🥴 holding back a monster? My zipper.