Anatomy jokes
What do you call someone with a small dick... whoever is reading this 😉
This one butt cheek said to the other one, "It's really personal, but it's okay, I'll tell you." It said, "Hey, let's go to my crib so we can smoke a little joint, watch a movie, and go upstairs in the room and get down."
Why did the duck say hi to the other butt?
Because he wanted it to smell good.
What did the skeleton say to the other skeleton? "I've got a bone to pick with you!"
That was a real rib tickler. I've got a skele-TON more of the skele-PUNS!
Are you a blood bender? 'Cause you're making my blood go south🖤.
Why do women have legs? Because they would leave snail tracks wherever they went.
When I die, I want my body to be cremated.
And fucked! Fucked really hard, papÃ!! Like a real whore!! Like a real tramp!! Stuff your entire cock in there!!! Uhh!! Uhh!!
I wear a nose on my forehead.
What did the fish say to the other fish? "You have a big butt!"
The other fish said, "We don't have butts......"
How do you sex?
With penis!
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Me: Name all the planets.
Other person: Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Neptune, Mercury, Uranus.
Me: Not my anus!
Why did the midgets laugh when they run?
Because their balls dragged along the ground. 😅😂🤣
Student: What's the best thing in the world?
Teacher: I don't know what.
Student: Hard rock cock.
What's 6ft long, red, and my girlfriend cries when I feed it to her?
A miscarriage.
I cut my dick. It is all right now, and half the size but makes for excellent breakfast.
A girl has small balls.
What has 148 teeth and🥴🥴 holding back a monster? My zipper.
Hey do you know saga?
Saga these ball sacks!
What is a chode?
If you are a girl--you are allowed to read this.
Look down your shirt and spell attic.