Anatomy jokes
Penis.
Why did the skeleton not cross the road?
Because it did not have the guts.
The bigger your shoe size is, the bigger your penis is.
The smaller your shoe size, the smaller your penis is.
Willies.
What do you call a flamingo with 20 toes?
A flamingo.
A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence.
Jane ate her friend’s sandwich.
Jane ate her friend’s colon.
Yo forehead is so freaking big, but not bigger than my BBC. 😏
When you split Uranus in half, it is "ur-anus." That's why it has a butts joke. Weird.
What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
Rubber-toe.
What skeleton does Crap-ton of?
A "bone".
What does a butt do when it is angry?
Butt crack!
Hi, I'm a skeleton and I know a skele-TON of jokes!
How do we get a butt? God made us like that, and we can't change it. If you wanted to, you have to die <:
These are ear-retcal jokes...
Fail.
Doctor, can I please have a new butt? My old one has a hole and a crack in it.
What do girls have that boys don’t have? Bobbies.
What did the butt say to the other butt? "I got big fat apples for butt checks!"
Up your butt with a coconut!
I watched a movie about bones. It was spine-tingling!
Knock knock. "Who's there?" "Grandma." "Oh, okay."
Nah, it's a penis.