Anatomy jokes
What goes in dry and comes out wet?
A dick.
What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
Why was the chicken screaming?
He had an egg stuck in his butt.
Why is the skeleton sad and alone?
Because he is with nobody.
I have 206 bones. When I look at you, I have 207.
Why did the sperm cross the road?
I put on the wrong socks this morning.
Y’all can actually see them at all, my toe.
What's the difference between an erection and Edward Holland? Nothing, they're both dicks.
What has 4 legs, then 3 legs, then 2 legs, then 1 leg, then no legs?
A baby you cut one off each time.
A little boy and a little girl are taking a bath together. The little girl looks down at the boy and says, "Can I touch it?" The little boy looks back at her and says, "Hell no, you already broke yours off!"
Why did the fire not burn the kid? Because it had no lips.
How do you know when you should tell a heterosexual woman to stop sucking your dick?
When there is blood coming out of your dick instead of sperm.
What kind of bee makes milk?
Boo Bees
Why do balls be hairy? Cause they stinky!
What do you call a ruptured Chinese man?
One Hung Lo.
I went to the market to get eggs, and my sister thought that I meant my balls.
My back is straighter than I am, and I literally have scoliosis.
My friend has ligma...
Lick ma balls!
Hi, I'm a skeleton and I know a skele-TON of jokes!
Hey, I never knew we had a planet in our body!