Anatomy jokes
Two muffins are sitting in a bar.
The first muffin says to the bartender, "I'll have the usual."
The second one does not say anything to the bartender because muffins lack the vocal ability of humans, and even with the proper anatomy capable of speech access, they would most certainly be entirely unable to comprehend the human language. In fact, the first muffin would indefinitely not be able to provide speech to the bartender. The muffins also lack the muscular structure to be capable of support themselves to being suspended also preventing their access to movement. Even with the human-like structure, muffins lack brains, which are an essential part of being able to send nerve contact within the legs to be able to move. Also, with them lacking a brain structure entirely prevents them from speech. The anatomy simply prohibits the food items mentioned to be able to carry out any of the tasks required to get them to said bar and be able to speak, thus making the situation untruthful and completely idiotic.
Why can’t Sally hang herself?
She does not have arms.
I went to the market to get eggs, and my sister thought that I meant my balls.
What is round and squishy? A dead baby's head.
What do you tell your butt cheek when you need to use the bathroom? "Hold it in, so you won't get constipated and die."
Penis.
Why did the skeleton not cross the road?
Because it did not have the guts.
Willies.
The bigger your shoe size is, the bigger your penis is.
The smaller your shoe size, the smaller your penis is.
What do you call a flamingo with 20 toes?
A flamingo.
These are ear-retcal jokes...
Fail.
Hi, I'm a skeleton and I know a skele-TON of jokes!
What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
Rubber-toe.
What skeleton does Crap-ton of?
A "bone".
I watched a movie about bones. It was spine-tingling!
What does a butt do when it is angry?
Butt crack!
What do girls have that boys don’t have? Bobbies.
Doctor, can I please have a new butt? My old one has a hole and a crack in it.
How do we get a butt? God made us like that, and we can't change it. If you wanted to, you have to die <:
What did the butt say to the other butt? "I got big fat apples for butt checks!"