Why did the midgets laugh when they run?
Because their balls dragged along the ground. 😅😂🤣
What's 6ft long, red, and my girlfriend cries when I feed it to her?
A miscarriage.
What did the hairline say to the hat?
"We go way back..."
I cut my dick. It is all right now, and half the size but makes for excellent breakfast.
Hey do you know saga?
Saga these ball sacks!