Anatomy jokes
Why do women have legs? Because they would leave snail tracks wherever they went.
I wear a nose on my forehead.
When I die, I want my body to be cremated.
And fucked! Fucked really hard, papí!! Like a real whore!! Like a real tramp!! Stuff your entire cock in there!!! Uhh!! Uhh!!
Me: Name all the planets.
Other person: Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Neptune, Mercury, Uranus.
Me: Not my anus!
Why did the midgets laugh when they run?
Because their balls dragged along the ground. 😅😂🤣
What did the fish say to the other fish? "You have a big butt!"
The other fish said, "We don't have butts......"
How do you sex?
With penis!
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What's 6ft long, red, and my girlfriend cries when I feed it to her?
A miscarriage.
Student: What's the best thing in the world?
Teacher: I don't know what.
Student: Hard rock cock.
Why did the first boob say to the 2nd boob: "Between us, I have to take a tit."
Your balls are growing too big that they will pop like a balloon!
A girl has small balls.
Why are you sitting down to pee? I don't have a good back and can't lift something big.
A butt saw the toilet and said, "Shit, I'm sick!"
What did the hairline say to the hat?
"We go way back..."
If your wife says: “What would you most like to do to my body?” “Identify it” is the wrong answer.
What is a skeleton’s favorite singer?
Pelvis Presley.
Who wants a picture of my pp?
What has 148 teeth and🥴🥴 holding back a monster? My zipper.
I cut my dick. It is all right now, and half the size but makes for excellent breakfast.