Skeletal Guts

This is a wordplay joke. The punchline uses a double meaning of the word 'guts'. Skeletons don't have 'guts' in a literal sense because they are bones without internal organs, and they lack the 'guts', or courage, to commit a murder.

• Skeleton
• Gut
• Murder
• Funny
• Death
• Body

• "Why don't skeletons go skydiving?" "Because they don't have the guts... or the parachute!"
• Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have the guts to do it.
• Why are skeletons so calm?
• Why did the skeleton feel alone? He was BONEsome.