Anatomy jokes
If your wife says: “What would you most like to do to my body?” “Identify it” is the wrong answer.
Have you heard of the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?
See if these nuts fit in your mouth.
What is the toughest part of the human body?
Anal hair, all the shit that they go through.
What do you call my dick?
A. A monster.
Roses are red,
My nuts are bigger than your small balls, that's why I get all the bitches.
Why did the skeleton not tell jokes? It lost its funny bone. Maybe you should try putting it back.
"Discuss the synopsis of this poem: My Friend Billy Has A Ten-Foot Willy."
What do you call a man without a body and a nose?
I always felt like a man trapped in a woman's body. But then I was born.
But in my defense, I was young then, and I had a womb without a view.
Which part of a fish weighs the most? The scales!
What did one ballsack say to another?
"You stay here, I'll go pee."
Why are you sitting down to pee? I don't have a good back and can't lift something big.
What comes in and comes out, but you should never miss it?
Any ideas?
SHIT!!!!
How do skeletons have sex?
They bone each other.
How much do the bones in your body weigh? A skele-ton!
Your mom's been giving me attitude lately, so I told her to shut her mouth. When she did, it caused me to lose 4 inches.
What has no legs and a human body?
A human with no legs.
What do skeletons do with their organs?
They organize them!
What type of sound does your crack make?
Answer: Quack!
I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.