Anatomy jokes
What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
Bone-appetit!
What do women and airplanes have in common?
A cockpit.
Why does the nucleus feel trapped?
Because it’s inside a cell!
Why are fish easy to measure?
Because they bring their own scales.
Despite my devilish attitude, I have the heart of a small boy.
I keep it in a jar on my desk.
If your left nut was Thanksgiving and your right nut was Christmas, then you wouldn't have any balls because they're holidays.
Skeletons can't play church music, obviously. They got no organs.
A funny joke scenario.
Person 1: Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Person 2: Because he had no "body" to go with.
Person 1: Because he was ugly, fat, and nobody liked him.
Technically, we have all been deeper in our mom than our dads have.
I finally know why my brain doesn't work!
On the left side, there's nothing right, and on the right side, there's nothing left.
They say that the tongue is the strongest muscle in the human body. Wanna fight? 👅💦
Why did the skeleton want a friend? He was feeling bonely.
What do you call a skeleton with no friends? Bonely.
What do you call a 3-sum with a girl with AIDS?
Nut in the butt.
There's something on your chin. No, not that one, the third row.
Little Timmy wanted to take a shower with his dad. His dad said, "Don't look down." Timmy looked down. Timmy said, "What's that?" Timmy's dad said, "That's Mr. Wiggles." Timmy wanted to take a shower with his mom. Timmy's mom said, "Don't look down." Timmy looked down. Timmy said, "What's that?" Timmy's mom said, "That's my garden." Timmy's mom said, "Don't look up." Timmy looked up. Timmy said, "What are those?" Timmy's mom said, "Those are her headlights." Timmy wanted to sleep with his parents. His parents said, "Don't look under the covers." Timmy looked under the covers. Timmy yelled, "MOMMY, MOMMY, MR. WIGGLES IS ATTACKING YOUR GARDEN! TURN ON YOUR HEADLIGHTS!"
What’s the difference between a bird and a human?
“We don’t eat with our peckers.”
Get up, you lazybones!
Your forehead is so big, your face is on your chin.
What’s the difference between a chromosome and a hormone?
You can hear a hormone.