Anatomy jokes
I said something in your ear, and then it echoed because of the size of your forehead because your brain [is] small.
What has 2 legs and walks? A human.
What do skeletons do with their organs?
They organize them!
My mom told me that her doctor told her personally that she had to keep herself isolated because she has a few new symptoms that are going around, and those symptoms are that she has big titties, a sweet pussy, and a great ass.
How do skeletons talk to each other? By the telebone.
"How would you describe a really bad skeleton?"
"Bad to the bone!" (Or "Rotten to the bone" if you want.)
Roses are red,
My nuts are bigger than your small balls, that's why I get all the bitches.
Why can’t balls move? Because no one is there to voice them around.
Why did the skeleton not tell jokes? It lost its funny bone. Maybe you should try putting it back.
I had a steering wheel down my pants, and I tell you what, it was driving my balls crazy!
Why did the sperm cross the road?
Because he put the wrong sock was put on.
Hehe.
What did the first skeleton say to the second skeleton?
What did the constipated bum say to the other bum?
Piss don't s**t on me!
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-BONE!
P.S. This joke is very non-original and bad.
What did Steven Harkens have to eat?
His shoulders.
"Discuss the synopsis of this poem: My Friend Billy Has A Ten-Foot Willy."
What do you call a girl with no legs?
Unshakeable.
I love sucking on food because if you really think about it, tits can be counted as food, so I could technically suck on a woman's tits.
Why is my pee green? Because, "NEIN, ITCH BIEN FIRST REICH!"
What do you call my dick?
A. A monster.