Anatomy jokes
What’s worse than spiders on your piano?
Crabs on your organ!
Why do women have two sets of lips?
I kiss both.
A Thai woman ran into a wall. What does she break?
Her boner.
I have done a ton of work. A skele-ton.
What did God say when he made the first woman?
"Where is your dick at?"
What do you do after fucking the loosest pussy ever?
Close the casket.
Why did the dick go insane?
Someone kept messing with his head.
Why is my pee pee 2 inches in length but 5 in girth?
I have 206 bones, but when I see you, I have 207.
Your forehead is so big you can headbutt my face and chest at the same time.
What did the hamster say to the penis? "Ha, you look just like me!"
How do you tell the difference between a girl spaghetti and a boy spaghetti?
Meatballs.
My back is straighter than I am, and I literally have scoliosis.
What do you call a ruptured Chinese man?
One Hung Lo.
What's the difference between Monday and a dick?
They're not different. They're both unnecessarily long and hard.
Gay dik.
Smol Dik.
Plastik Dik.
Rubeh Dik.
Smooth Dik.
Metahl Dik.
God loved you so much that He gave you one face and started clearing off a place for another.
Sally had 69 boobs, which was 222 many, 69,222. So she went to the doctor on 51st street, 69,222,51, who gave her pills. She took them 8 times a day, and now she is boobless.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no balls to do it.
Is "buttcheek" one word, or should I spread them?