My back is straighter than I am, and I literally have scoliosis.
Anatomy Jokes
What has 8 heads and no legs? A monster.
Why are skeletons not funny? Because they have no humor. 🤣
I am thinking of removing my spine.
It's only holding me back.
Why can't you make fun of a bunny's head?
Because they have a hare-line.
How does the skeleton call his friends? With a tele-bone.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no balls to do it.
Your forehead is so big they call you the Leaning Tower of Forehead!
Is "buttcheek" one word, or should I spread them?
What do you call the mushy stuff between sharks' teeth?
A slow swimmer...
Lick my BALLS!
My pp.
What’s worse than spiders on your piano?
Crabs on your organ!
Why did the dick go insane?
Someone kept messing with his head.
A Thai woman ran into a wall. What does she break?
Her boner.
What did God say when he made the first woman?
"Where is your dick at?"
What do you do after fucking the loosest pussy ever?
Close the casket.
Why is my pee pee 2 inches in length but 5 in girth?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
He didn't have the guts.
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
