Anatomy jokes
What's the difference between a homo and a refrigerator?
A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out.
Your balls are so big, when people see you at the market, they think it's watermelon.
What do you call a girl skeleton dancing?
A bone-étit.
Do you know Wildee?
What's that?
Will deez nuts fit into your mouth?
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snow woman?
Snow balls.
Lady: Will you fuck me?
Man: No, I don’t have a penis.
Lady pulls down man's pants and looks in them. "Yes, you do!" she says.
Man: Oh, I forgot it was there.
Butthole.
Your forehead is so big that it could carry the passengers of the Titanic.
Kasper has a tiny penis.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Draggin’.
Draggin’ who?
Draggin’ these balls around yo’ face.
What did the booty say when it was asked to help?
"I've got your backside covered!"
My pp.
When your mom tells you to stop playing on the computer, you say, "Foot you!"
Your earlobes are so big, you can fit your mom inside of them 5000 times and still have room for more!
What’s a 5 letter word that starts with a ‘P’ that girls love to get their hands on? 😏
Boobies!
Uranus is pronounced "ur anus."
What happens if you mix a dick with a potato?
You get a dictator dic-dick-tator-potato!
What’s the best part of having sex with a pregnant woman?
You can have sex and a blow job at the same time.
What do people that can only use half their face and wankers have in common?
They have both had a few strokes.