Anatomy jokes
How does the skeleton call his friends? With a tele-bone.
I have 206 bones, but when I see you, I have 207.
What's the difference between Monday and a dick?
They're not different. They're both unnecessarily long and hard.
Gay dik.
Smol Dik.
Plastik Dik.
Rubeh Dik.
Smooth Dik.
Metahl Dik.
What do you call a ruptured Chinese man?
One Hung Lo.
Your forehead is so big you can headbutt my face and chest at the same time.
What's the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.
My back is straighter than I am, and I literally have scoliosis.
How do you tell the difference between a girl spaghetti and a boy spaghetti?
Meatballs.
Sally had 69 boobs, which was 222 many, 69,222. So she went to the doctor on 51st street, 69,222,51, who gave her pills. She took them 8 times a day, and now she is boobless.
God loved you so much that He gave you one face and started clearing off a place for another.
What do you call sweaty titties?
Humititties.
I am thinking of removing my spine.
It's only holding me back.
Is "buttcheek" one word, or should I spread them?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no balls to do it.
What do you call the mushy stuff between sharks' teeth?
A slow swimmer...
Why can't you make fun of a bunny's head?
Because they have a hare-line.
Why are skeletons not funny? Because they have no humor. 🤣
What has 8 heads and no legs? A monster.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
He didn't have the guts.