Where do ducks poop out of?
From their buttquack.
Whats that useless skin around the vagina and the boobies?
The women
Why didn't the skeleton play football?
His heart wasn't in it!!
Do you know what the similarity between a penis and cucumber is?
They both have cum in it.
Little Johnny walks in on his mom taking a shower and slips and falls under her, and he says, "What's that, Mama?" She says, "That's just an old bear." He says, "He's a mean bear." She says, "Why's that?" He says, "He's got blood in on eye and shit in the other."
Why did the butt let out a fart?
Answer: To wipe out humanity!
Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?
Because its head is so far away from its body.
What did the penis say to its pee?
"Urine."
What is the most sensitive part of a man's anatomy while he's masturbating?
His ears.
What’s a lung’s favorite type of exercise?
Breathing exercises.
I told this to my English teacher, and he said it to the class, and no one laughed. Someone help!
Did you hear about the guy that was cutting off people's feet and taking them?
It took my sole.
What did one skeleton say to the other?
Skeleton 1: "I need a hand!"
Skeleton 2: (Throws up hand)
Skeleton 1: "That wasn't very humerus."
Skeleton 2: "Why do you have to be so heartless?"
Skeleton 1: "At least I had the guts to tell you!"
Oh Sans, you're such a bonehead! Sorry if that joke was jaw-breaking! LOL.
What did one male whale say to the other male whale?
"She's gonna blow!"
What did one snow ❄️ man say to itself? My arm is broken.
What did one butt cheek say to the other?
"Together we can stop this shit."
Why are dogs born with balls?
They were having their stick moment when they got given birth, too.
Your forehead is like a line, it just keeps going.
Why do dwarfs love penis? It tickles their insides.
So, you're human, huh? Well, I'm a skeleton, so not much gets under my skin.
