Anatomy jokes
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no balls to do it.
Is "buttcheek" one word, or should I spread them?
I am thinking of removing my spine.
It's only holding me back.
Why can't you make fun of a bunny's head?
Because they have a hare-line.
Why are skeletons not funny? Because they have no humor. 🤣
Memes
Your life is a lie
What's the difference between Monday and a dick?
They're not different. They're both unnecessarily long and hard.
Why did the cheetah get sad?
'Cause it didn't have any balls to suck.
What do you call a ruptured Chinese man?
One Hung Lo.
My back is straighter than I am, and I literally have scoliosis.
I have 206 bones, but when I see you, I have 207.
What did the hamster say to the penis? "Ha, you look just like me!"
Your forehead is so big they call you the Leaning Tower of Forehead!
Your forehead is so big you can headbutt my face and chest at the same time.
What's the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.
God loved you so much that He gave you one face and started clearing off a place for another.
What do you call sweaty titties?
Humititties.
Sally had 69 boobs, which was 222 many, 69,222. So she went to the doctor on 51st street, 69,222,51, who gave her pills. She took them 8 times a day, and now she is boobless.
How do you tell the difference between a girl spaghetti and a boy spaghetti?
Meatballs.
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-bone.
What has 8 heads and no legs? A monster.