Anatomy jokes
I have 206 bones, but when I see you, I have 207.
Is "buttcheek" one word, or should I spread them?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no balls to do it.
Your forehead is so big they call you the Leaning Tower of Forehead!
What's the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.
Memes
Your forehead is so big you can headbutt my face and chest at the same time.
Sally had 69 boobs, which was 222 many, 69,222. So she went to the doctor on 51st street, 69,222,51, who gave her pills. She took them 8 times a day, and now she is boobless.
God loved you so much that He gave you one face and started clearing off a place for another.
What do you call sweaty titties?
Humititties.
I am thinking of removing my spine.
It's only holding me back.
Why are skeletons not funny? Because they have no humor. 🤣
Why can't you make fun of a bunny's head?
Because they have a hare-line.
How does the skeleton call his friends? With a tele-bone.
What do you call the mushy stuff between sharks' teeth?
A slow swimmer...
What has 8 heads and no legs? A monster.
Lick my BALLS!
Knock, knock. Who's there? An armless person. Why? They got stumped on why they contacted you.
Why is my pee pee 2 inches in length but 5 in girth?
My pp.
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.