Anatomy jokes
I have done a ton of work. A skele-ton.
What did God say when he made the first woman?
"Where is your dick at?"
Why did the dick go insane?
Someone kept messing with his head.
A Thai woman ran into a wall. What does she break?
Her boner.
Your forehead is so big they call you the Leaning Tower of Forehead!
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Your forehead is so big you can headbutt my face and chest at the same time.
What's the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.
Sally had 69 boobs, which was 222 many, 69,222. So she went to the doctor on 51st street, 69,222,51, who gave her pills. She took them 8 times a day, and now she is boobless.
What do you call sweaty titties?
Humititties.
God loved you so much that He gave you one face and started clearing off a place for another.
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-bone.
How does the skeleton call his friends? With a tele-bone.
What did the hamster say to the penis? "Ha, you look just like me!"
I have 206 bones, but when I see you, I have 207.
Is "buttcheek" one word, or should I spread them?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no balls to do it.
What's the difference between Monday and a dick?
They're not different. They're both unnecessarily long and hard.
Gay dik.
Smol Dik.
Plastik Dik.
Rubeh Dik.
Smooth Dik.
Metahl Dik.
What do you call a ruptured Chinese man?
One Hung Lo.
How do you tell the difference between a girl spaghetti and a boy spaghetti?
Meatballs.