Anatomy jokes
A daughter asked her mother, “Mom, how do you spell ‘scrotum’?”
Her mom replied, “Honey, you should have asked me last night—it was on the tip of my tongue.”
What do you call a man without a body and a nose?
Big pp suck sook.
When you split Uranus in half, it is "ur-anus." That's why it has a butts joke. Weird.
What do you call a man with a curly toe?
Carlito.
Sometimes when I'm sad, I remember I have a big dick.
Technically, a human is hollow. We have an empty tube through us from the mouth and nose to the asshole and dick or pussy. We are basically tubes.
God loved you so much that He gave you one face and started clearing off a place for another.
What do you tell your butt cheek when you need to use the bathroom? "Hold it in, so you won't get constipated and die."
Roses are red, I sniff marijuana, I have five fingers, The middle one is for your vagina.
What did the bitch say to her sister when she stepped on her toe? Oww, mitosis!
What do Ligma and Bofa have in common?
They both ride on my dick.
What do we call a skeleton who has a ton of travels?
A skele-TON!
My dick is hard as a rock, anyone wanna fuck?
What is long that Paul Walker can fit into his mouth? A long black tree.
What's long and can never wait for more for the ladies' action and likes when it gets harder...
Your penis!
A man ate a bee to mechanical sexting, but he was to be, uh, sex. Bee vagina penis, he want sex but [is] dumb.
Ur dick.
Octopus, more like octopussy.
My penis is tied in a knot.