Anatomy jokes
NSFW Why can't women ever tell men where the clitoris is?
'Cause it's a place to eat.
Why do women have two sets of lips?
I kiss both.
What’s worse than spiders on your piano?
Crabs on your organ!
What do you do after fucking the loosest pussy ever?
Close the casket.
Why did the dick go insane?
Someone kept messing with his head.
What did God say when he made the first woman?
"Where is your dick at?"
A Thai woman ran into a wall. What does she break?
Her boner.
My pp.
Knock, knock. Who's there? An armless person. Why? They got stumped on why they contacted you.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
He didn't have the guts.
Why is my pee pee 2 inches in length but 5 in girth?
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-bone.
I have 206 bones, but when I see you, I have 207.
What did the hamster say to the penis? "Ha, you look just like me!"
Your forehead is so big they call you the Leaning Tower of Forehead!
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no balls to do it.
I have done a ton of work. A skele-ton.
What's the difference between Monday and a dick?
They're not different. They're both unnecessarily long and hard.
Gay dik.
Smol Dik.
Plastik Dik.
Rubeh Dik.
Smooth Dik.
Metahl Dik.