Skeleton's Road Crossing

This is a classic pun. Skeletons don't have guts, both literally and figuratively. It's a play on the word 'guts', which can mean physical intestines or courage.

• Skeleton
• Road
• Bone
• Cross
• Fear
• Anatomy

• Why did the skeleton not go to the party?
• Don't be scared of skeletons. They don't have the guts for murder.
• "Why don't skeletons go skydiving?" "Because they don't have the guts... or the parachute!"
• Why did the skeleton go to jail? Because he was bad to the bone!