What happens when a skeleton does not laugh at your pun?
Looks like someone's funny bone is broken. 😁
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A trom-bone 😂
What's hard about walking through a bunch of dead babies?
My dick.
What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes.
I was cooking eggs the other day. It was very egg-citing, although, I was exaggerating, but, if you think that wasn’t funny to you, then you’re hard-boiled. That’s all for today, yolks! So I said before several cats starting fighting, that sh*t was a catastrophe. These kittens were all like “You’ve gotta be kitten me.” Meanwhile, in the ocean, they just waved, see what I did there? You shore you didn’t? Oh, alright, that’s okay bud- I guess these ocean puns are too deep for you. No? Okay- but, you know why the skeleton was lonely, eh? Oh, cause he had no body. Why didn’t the skeleton ask the girl out? He didn’t have the guts. What did the skeleton do to his gf? He boned her. No? Alright. Those didn’t make you laugh? Maybe I should hit your funny bone.
Q: What did the skeleton say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
A: Will you marrow me?
What do you call a girl skeleton dancing?
A bone-étit.
Damn, DIN just went over me and I'm trying to figure out what it is. A camel's dick.
Why couldn't the skeleton go to the prom? Because he had no BODY to go with...
I could have said a skeleTON more jokes, but I think that might break your funny bone.
Roll your eyes back, you might find a brain back there.
What body part do pigs have that humans don’t have?
A hambone.
What is round and squishy? A dead baby's head.
What's a skeleton's favorite instrument? The exylo-bone!
What did the skeleton say when the other skeleton lied to him?
"You can't lie to me! I can see right through you!"
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt, quack!
What do you call a snail without a shell?
Dead.
What's red, 6 inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry when I feed it to her?
Her miscarriage.
Kyles penis is small
What did the skeleton say to Shrek?
"Jump on me. I can have two layers of skin too."
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts to do it.
