Anatomy jokes
I'm jealous of your heart because it's pumping in you and I'm not.
When you split Uranus in half, it is "ur-anus." That's why it has a butts joke. Weird.
What did one nut say to the other? Ignore the guy in the middle. He's a d!ck.
Is "butt check" one word, or do I have to spread it?
Eat my ass!
Why do dwarfs laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
I’m sorry deez nuts can’t fit in your mouth.
When your mom tells you to stop playing on the computer, you say, "Foot you!"
Uranus, ur-anus, your anus. Anus is what's in between your two buttocks.
What did one nut say to the other nut?
A: "Candice deez nuts fit in my mouth."
Why do giraffes have long necks?
Because they have smelly feet!
Henry jas Mercury in Uranus.
What did one butt cheek say to the other?
"Together we can stop this shit!"
Why did the sperm cross the road?
Because he put the wrong sock was put on.
Hehe.
Guy 1: "Stop looking at my ass!" Guy 2: "I said look at Uranus." Guy 1: "I'm looking at uranus!" Guy 2: "I said Uranus like the planet!" Guy 1: "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
Yo forehead is so freaking big, but not bigger than my BBC. 😏
How do you tell a male skeleton from a female skeleton by the BONERS lmao?
Why do skeletons like having sex with short girls before eating?
They like to bone a petite.
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
POOP!
Lick my nut.