Anatomy jokes
Why were the Indians telling the others to chop off their noses when they got close to 12 inches?
Because then it would be a foot. LOL! I may have peed myself.
The dick said to the ass, "this place is a shit hole."
The ass replied, "Yes, but you still keep coming."
Why are vaginas and the Mariana Trench similar? Lots of seamen go missing there.
Why do four polish heteroflexable men like to suck on four of the cow's udders? Because a bull has only one.
What did one butt cheek say to the other?
"Together we can stop this shit."
Why do women have legs? Because they would leave snail tracks wherever they went.
What do queer guys call hemorrhoids? Speed bumps!
Why did God give women legs?
1. To look at.
2. To wrap around your neck when you’re eating her out.
Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can.
What do you call that big, useless piece of skin attached to the outside of a vagina?
A woman.
How does the skeleton call his friends? With a tele-bone.
Why did the sperm cross the road?
I put on the wrong socks this morning.
I would tell you a joke about my dink, but it's too long.
Why don't lesbians like dick? Because they don't want their mouths looking like Jesus Christ's hands.
What's the difference between an erection and Edward Holland? Nothing, they're both dicks.
What has 8 heads and no legs? A monster.
Little Johnny's sister, Suzy, sees her mom in the shower and asks, "What is that between your legs?" Her mom responds, "That is my garage." The next day, Suzy sees her dad in the shower and says, "What is that between your legs?" Her dad answers, "It is a motorcycle that gets parked in mommy's garage." The next day, Suzy came to dinner with blood all over her hands. Her mom asks, "Why is there blood all over your hands, Suzy?" Suzy says, "Well... little Johnny tried to put his motorcycle in my garage, so I ripped its wheels off."
What do you call a man with no hands? Clapless.
What happens when skeletons score points in a game?
They get a bone-us.
What instruments do skeletons like to play?
Trombones.