Anatomy

Anatomy jokes

Why do four polish heteroflexable men like to suck on four of the cow's udders? Because a bull has only one.

What did one butt cheek say to the other?

"Together we can stop this shit."

Why don't lesbians like dick? Because they don't want their mouths looking like Jesus Christ's hands.

Little Johnny's sister, Suzy, sees her mom in the shower and asks, "What is that between your legs?" Her mom responds, "That is my garage." The next day, Suzy sees her dad in the shower and says, "What is that between your legs?" Her dad answers, "It is a motorcycle that gets parked in mommy's garage." The next day, Suzy came to dinner with blood all over her hands. Her mom asks, "Why is there blood all over your hands, Suzy?" Suzy says, "Well... little Johnny tried to put his motorcycle in my garage, so I ripped its wheels off."

What happens when skeletons score points in a game?

They get a bone-us.

What will happen if someone kicks you right in the balls?

You will be like, "Ow, my nuts!"

I asked my doctor if it was normal for one of my nuts to be bigger than the other two.