Anatomy jokes
What’s the difference between a chromosome and a hormone?
You can hear a hormone.
What is the difference when I have my dick in your mouth or when you have yours in mine?
Oh, I forgot, you don't got one, bitches, suck my dick.
What happens when you kick a boy in the balls?
THEY NUTS ARE IN PAIN.
Why was the fanny flat?
So it can flop about.
What does a pickle look like a p*nis?
Are you going to SHOWCON?
What’s SHOWCON?
Show con these nuts.
I am thinking of removing my spine.
It's only holding me back.
Man, I miss Savor, savor these balls in ya mouth!
Call me Willma, will my balls fit ya mouth?
A boy walks into class with a shirt, pants, underwear, and socks. The teacher says, "Where have you been?" The boy says, "On a peach hill."
Another boy walks in with a shirt, pants, underwear, and socks. The teacher says, "Where have you been?" The boy says, "On a peach hill."
Then a girl walks in, and the teacher says, "And where on earth have you been?" The girl says, "Well, you see..." Then the teacher stops her and says, "Let me guess, on a peach hill?" The girl says, "No, on 2 big cucumbers."
Q. What's the most musical bone?
A. The trom-bone!
What do you call a dick with three eyes?
Preston.
Woah, nice cock.
If you are a girl--you are allowed to read this.
Look down your shirt and spell attic.
What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right?
Answer: Your right elbow.
Why are skeletons not funny? Because they have no humor. 🤣
Why can't you make fun of a bunny's head?
Because they have a hare-line.
What do you call a skeleton's erection?
A boner.
Your PP is small, just like my will to live.
What is the definition of African-American Vienna sausages?
cocks of African-American men