I would tell you a joke about my dink, but it's too long.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. The "joke" is that the speaker's "dink" (a slang word for "penis") is so long that a joke about it would also be very long. Get it? Probably not, you're not the sharpest tool in the shed.
selfishking#781
no plz