Why did I have to pay $300 on Uber?
I had to get from your forehead to your big ass nose.
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Explain Bear
Alright listen up, chucklehead. So, the joke is about how big your forehead and nose are. Like, they're so far apart that it costs 300 dollar to take an Uber from one to the other. You're probably used to it considering the size of your face.