Anatomy jokes
"What's worse than 10 dead babies stapled to a tree?"
"What?"
"1 dead baby stapled to 10 trees!"
My friend has ligma...
Lick ma balls!
Why did the knights laugh when they run?
The grass tickled their balls. 😅😂🤣
Why did the midgets laugh when they run?
Because their balls dragged along the ground. 😅😂🤣
Have you heard of dideys?
Dideys balls fit in your mouth.
Is Uranus big? Well... your anus is...
What is a chode?
What do plus a pee and a nut... Nut pees, wait, pee nuts.
Son: Dad, what are those two huge balloons on mommy's chest?
Dad: I don't see balloons, but I see boobs. I mean, yes, balloons.
Son: Are you sure they're balloons? Yesterday I heard Uncle Frank trying to get a milk dispenser working.
I go to Venus to get a bigger penis.
Jugs!
Hey do you know saga?
Saga these ball sacks!
I'll break your bones, b*tch.
"Aww, it's a boy, let me cut off the ombelicul cored, sir, that's his penis!"
"It's a girl."
I'm jealous of your heart because it's pumping in you and I'm not.
When you split Uranus in half, it is "ur-anus." That's why it has a butts joke. Weird.
What did one nut say to the other? Ignore the guy in the middle. He's a d!ck.
Is "butt check" one word, or do I have to spread it?
Eat my ass!
Why do dwarfs laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.