Anatomy jokes
Are you going to SHOWCON?
What’s SHOWCON?
Show con these nuts.
I am thinking of removing my spine.
It's only holding me back.
Man, I miss Savor, savor these balls in ya mouth!
Call me Willma, will my balls fit ya mouth?
A boy walks into class with a shirt, pants, underwear, and socks. The teacher says, "Where have you been?" The boy says, "On a peach hill."
Another boy walks in with a shirt, pants, underwear, and socks. The teacher says, "Where have you been?" The boy says, "On a peach hill."
Then a girl walks in, and the teacher says, "And where on earth have you been?" The girl says, "Well, you see..." Then the teacher stops her and says, "Let me guess, on a peach hill?" The girl says, "No, on 2 big cucumbers."
Q. What's the most musical bone?
A. The trom-bone!
What do you call a dick with three eyes?
Preston.
Woah, nice cock.
If you are a girl--you are allowed to read this.
Look down your shirt and spell attic.
What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right?
Answer: Your right elbow.
Why are skeletons not funny? Because they have no humor. 🤣
Why can't you make fun of a bunny's head?
Because they have a hare-line.
What do you call a skeleton's erection?
A boner.
Your PP is small, just like my will to live.
What is the definition of African-American Vienna sausages?
cocks of African-American men
I have big balls, said the kid holding two soccer balls.
What do you get when you cross a penis with a potato?
A dictator.
Why were the Indians telling the others to chop off their noses when they got close to 12 inches?
Because then it would be a foot. LOL! I may have peed myself.
The dick said to the ass, "this place is a shit hole."
The ass replied, "Yes, but you still keep coming."
Why are vaginas and the Mariana Trench similar? Lots of seamen go missing there.