Want to hear something that’ll make you smile? Your face muscles.
Whats that useless skin around the vagina and the boobies?
The women
Your dick is as flat as your grandma's heart rate.
Why is my dick like a balloon?
The more you blow it, the bigger it gets.
What do you call a skeleton who went out in the snow? A numb skull!
What do people that can only use half their face and wankers have in common?
They have both had a few strokes.
Skidaddle skidoodle, your dick is now a noodle!
A drunk guy asked his penis: 《Tell me, how can you get shorter and longer and I can't?》
《Why don't you speak to me?》
《Stop getting shorter and longer or I will choke you.》
《Oh yeah, I like it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)》
Hhhhhhhhh ♪(┌・。・)┌
If my boobies are fish, then am I salmon boobies? Please give generously.
Why couldn't Sally open the fridge?
Because she had no arms.
Willies.
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
One cries when you peel its skin off, the other makes you cry when you peel its skin off.
Your d*** size...
I like trees when they are firmly stuck in a hole. PS, your hole.
What has three balls and flies through space?
E.T. the extra testicle.
Johnny is very attached to his parents. He asks to take a shower with her when she gets in. He looks down and asks, "What's that?" The mother replies, "That's my garage." He looks up and asks, "What are those?" The mother responds, "Those are my headlights."
He then goes and takes a shower with his dad. He looks down, "Daddy, what's that?" The dad replies, "That's my car." He goes to sleep that night and wakes up because of a bad dream. He goes and tells his mother and she says, "You can lay with me." He falls fast asleep then wakes up once more because of falling off the bed. He gets back up and gets under the covers. Then he feels the bed moving. He looks under the covers to investigate and sees them going at it. He then yells, "Mommy, turn on you're headlights, Daddy's parking his car in you're garage!" *THUD*
Question: Do you know who Candis is?
Answer: Can dis dick fit in your mouth?
Why did the sperm cross the road? To get to the vagina!
Butthole.
God: (creating elephants) Make it big.
Angel: How big?
God: As big as my d--
Angel: Whoa!
God: Fine, 10 feet tall.
Angel: That's big bu--
God: Put a long thing on its face.
