What did the left butt cheek say to the right butt cheek? "Together we can stop this shit!"
Anatomy Jokes
Why do dwarfs suck a cow's udder instead of being breastfed? Because they are too short.
What do you call the mushy stuff between sharks' teeth?
A slow swimmer...
I know how unicorns make babies. The dad puts his horn in the girl's butt hole.
Do you know how babies are made? The boy puts his penis in the girl's butt and goes up and down for ten minutes. Then the girl takes a pregnancy test, and if it says no, then you keep doing it until she is pregnant.
The boy will lick the girl down there, and she will put his penis in her mouth and suck it. Then he will spit on his hand and rub it on her boobs and lick/suck them.
What do you call a 3-sum with a girl with AIDS?
Nut in the butt.
What are two things you could call a fart?
"Gas from the ass" or "Odor from the motor!"
Did you know Yao Ming has the biggest penis in Chinese history? It measured in at nearly 5 inches!
I find that a lot of butts CRACK me up.
What do you call a person with a hole in their head? Dead.
An acronym for penis is Proton-enhanced nuclear induction spectroscopy. So just remember, the word "nuclear" is part of a penis.
Don't be scared of skeletons.
They don't have the guts for murder.
Meat stands for: M - monitoring, E - evaluating, A - assessing/addressing, T - treatment.
So when you're shoving meat up people's asses, then you're monitoring them, evaluating them, assessing them, and treating them.
Why was the clown sad?
He broke his funny bone. PS: "funny bone" is not actually a bone.
We have a new member of staff here today. He has no arms, no legs, and no body. He will be known as "The Head."
"Discuss the synopsis of this poem: My Friend Billy Has A Ten-Foot Willy."
Kids are only virgins because their dicks are small.
Dude, has anyone made a joke about small foreheads? Oh wait... they would be nonexistent.
Let me just remove my finger from your bottom.
Thank you, nurse!
What did the bull say when got hit in the special area? "Damn my bulls!" Ahahaha
