Anatomy jokes
They say that "The way to a man's heart is through his stomach," but I find it a lot easier to go through the ribcage.
Do you like Wendy's when these nuts hit your face?
Mississippi girls are missing a "pp."
"Tibia" honestly, I think the reason I’m "bonely" is because you guys don’t find my jokes "humerus."
Maybe if I played the trombone it would get people’s attention, but "tibia" honest I can’t be bothered, so just look at my "BONE-zai" tree, although my brother doesn’t really like that one, so how about a "S-pine" tree?
What do you call that useless piece of skin that goes all the way around a pussy?
A woman!
What was Pepe's best friend? Ballsack.
Q: Why didn't the skeleton laugh at the joke?
A: He broke his funny bone!
There's something on your chin. No, not that one, the third row.
Why did the duck say hi to the other butt?
Because he wanted it to smell good.
What is the definition of a woman?
A life support system for a vagina.
What did Sally do when she got home?
Cry because she has no arms.
Your forehead's so big, it's built like Megamind's robot, period.
What time do butts get up? At the crack of dawn!!!
My pp.
Your forehead [is] so big [that] every time you shout, your forehead starts pulsing.
Why did the dog want a kiss? Because he can see his knees.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sister.
Sister who?
My sister's ass.
How do you know if you have a high sperm count?
She chews before she swallows.
Why are feminists always against men?
Because men can piss with something that they can't: piss with dicks.
How do you know when you should tell a heterosexual woman to stop sucking your dick?
When there is blood coming out of your dick instead of sperm.