Weenis long.
What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts.
What do you call nuts on the wall? Walnuts.
What do you call nuts on your chin? A blowjob.
Get up, you lazybones!
My pen is so strong, ladies, come and get it!
What is the skeleton's favorite instrument?
A xylophone.
What skeleton does Crap-ton of?
A "bone".
Seriously, who wants dicks?
Why did the skeleton not rob the bank?
He did not have the guts!
What’s the difference between a bird and a human?
“We don’t eat with our peckers.”
Take it in the ear day? More like take it in the rear day.
Why are you so bonely, my friend? I am at least glad that you are not boneless.
What did the skeleton say after dinner?
Bon appétit!
What did one skeleton say to the other?
Skeleton 1: "I need a hand!"
Skeleton 2: (Throws up hand)
Skeleton 1: "That wasn't very humerus."
Skeleton 2: "Why do you have to be so heartless?"
Skeleton 1: "At least I had the guts to tell you!"
What do you call a skinny black dick? A Tootsie Roll.
What do you call a dick that's too small to see?
Tick-tack dick.
What do you call a black hole?
Butt hole.
What does a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?
By the time you're done with the breasts and the thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
Want to hear something that’ll make you smile? Your face muscles.
Whats that useless skin around the vagina and the boobies?
The women
Your dick is as flat as your grandma's heart rate.
