Anatomy jokes
There's something on your chin. No, not that one, the third row.
Why did the duck say hi to the other butt?
Because he wanted it to smell good.
What is the definition of a woman?
A life support system for a vagina.
What did Sally do when she got home?
Cry because she has no arms.
Your forehead's so big, it's built like Megamind's robot, period.
What time do butts get up? At the crack of dawn!!!
My pp.
Your forehead [is] so big [that] every time you shout, your forehead starts pulsing.
Why did the dog want a kiss? Because he can see his knees.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sister.
Sister who?
My sister's ass.
How do you know if you have a high sperm count?
She chews before she swallows.
Why are feminists always against men?
Because men can piss with something that they can't: piss with dicks.
How do you know when you should tell a heterosexual woman to stop sucking your dick?
When there is blood coming out of your dick instead of sperm.
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs ;)
Why did the butt smell so bad? Because he didn’t have a nose! AND HE FARTED TOO!
What do five dicks sticking out of glory holes and five udders both have in common? They are ready for milking.
What is the difference between a man performing anilingus on a woman and a man performing cunnilingus on a woman?
If a man is performing anilingus on a woman, it is not classified as heterosexual sodomy, you fucking idiot!!!!!
Why did the skeleton not listen to the rules?
He was "bone tiba wild."
Sans: Hey Frisk, why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Frisk: Why didn't he go to the dance?
Sans: 'Cause he had no body to dance with!
Lady: Will you fuck me?
Man: No, I don’t have a penis.
Lady pulls down man's pants and looks in them. "Yes, you do!" she says.
Man: Oh, I forgot it was there.