Anatomy jokes
What's the smallest stick in the world?
Your man's dick.
Why can't the toilet paper be cheeky?
It's between cheeks at the moment.
Why did the butt fart?
Because they don't know the words.
A penis has a bad life. His neighbor is an asshole, his friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him.
What is the difference between a school 🏫 and a human?
A human can walk, and a school 🏫 cannot walk.
What instrument can a skeleton not play? An organ!
What instrument can a skeleton play? A Trombone!
Why doesn't a skeleton dance? Because he had no body to dance with. Lol, Sans.
Big pp suck sook.
What did the skeleton say to the other skeleton? "I've got a bone to pick with you!"
That was a real rib tickler. I've got a skele-TON more of the skele-PUNS!
If you have a broken bone, do you have broken skin?
Question: What's the smallest thing on earth?
Answer: Your brain.
I drew a fist on a body, and then I drew a guy saying to him, "That dude's a knucklehead!"
If you boil your funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock.
What do you call a man with no toes?
No Toe Joe.
What body part takes the longest to decay? The eyeball, because it will always dilate.
Someone: Hey, are you a skeleton?
A skeleton: Of course, I have a SKELE-ton of fans!
Roses are red, violets are blue, Cause comes near my Willy.
What do girls have that boys don’t have? Bobbies.
A girl and boy are in bed after sex. The boy goes, “I can’t believe they got together after all that shit.” The girl says, “Who?” The boy goes, “My ass cheeks.”
What has 2 legs and walks? A human.