Anatomy jokes
What’s the difference between a nose and an orphan? A nose gets picked more.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no balls to do it.
A cock really has a sad life. He's hairs a mess, his neighbor's an arsehole, his best friend is a cunt.
What did one butthole say to the other?
"I don't know WHAT got into me last night!"
Why do balls be hairy? Cause they stinky!
Why did I giggle?
Because I saw the ocean's bottom.
What’s a lung’s favorite type of exercise?
Breathing exercises.
I told this to my English teacher, and he said it to the class, and no one laughed. Someone help!
What's the difference between your mom and a fat female cow...
A female cow doesn't have a dick.
One day a rooster fell into a swimming pool and a cat laughed. And the moral of the story? A wet cock can always satisfy a pussy.
What is the most useless part of a vagina?
The woman.
Thing 1: What's the difference between nuts and almonds?
Thing 2: I don't know, what?
Thing 1: One gets hard faster.
What does your head come out of... your brain?
penis balls cum <3
One tonsil said to the other tonsil, “We must be in San Juan Capistrano, here comes another swallow.”
What do my little brother and a vagina have in common?
They both ooze blood 🩸 when punched.
I have 206 bones in my body, but when I look at you, I have 207.
Is "buttcheek" one word, or should I spread them?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he had no balls to do it.
Gay sex is a real pain in the ass.
Roses are red, I sniff marijuana, I have five fingers, The middle one is for your vagina.