Anatomy jokes
One tonsil said to the other tonsil, “We must be in San Juan Capistrano, here comes another swallow.”
What do my little brother and a vagina have in common?
They both ooze blood 🩸 when punched.
I have 206 bones in my body, but when I look at you, I have 207.
Is "buttcheek" one word, or should I spread them?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he had no balls to do it.
Gay sex is a real pain in the ass.
Roses are red, I sniff marijuana, I have five fingers, The middle one is for your vagina.
What do you call a fish with no booty?
What do you call a fish with no neck?
Can I put my balls in your jaws?
Can I put my baaaaalls in yo jaaaaaaws?
Guess what?
What?
Chicken butt!
Papyrus: HUMAN, WHY ARE YOU SAD?
Me: I'm just BONELY.
Sans: Good one kiddo.
Have you heard of the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?
See if these nuts fit in your mouth.
"Balls in Jack, Jack has balls in his mouth."
The teacher said she made the kids guess what a random word was, and it was honey. She also gave them a sample of honey to make it a little easier.
Teacher said that it was something that you eat and what parents call each other. Little Johnny said, "I know what it is now! Spit them out now guys, their Buttholes!"
What bees make milk?
Boob bees.
What do you call a rabbit with a crooked dick?
Fucks funny.
Josh: What’s the useless piece of skin around the vagina called?
Daniel: Isn’t it the women?
Josh: Oh yes, that’s right.
Looks dragon!
Draggin' these nuts across yo face!