Anatomy jokes
Your forehead is so big, your face is on your chin.
"Hey man, what’s your name? Oh, my name is... Do your balls hang low? Can you swing it to and fro? Can you tie it in a knot? Can you tie it in a bow?"
Dam, my balls itch like hell.
What did a skeleton say when he's alone?
"I'm so bonely..."
Up your butt with a coconut!
What did the nose say to the finger?
"Stop picking me!"
Stick your head up someone's butt. What do you get? A Butthead!
"Get your butt out of my face!"
"Then get your face out of my butt!!!"
Once, I tried to say, "P.P. That's funny right there." Instead, I said, you guessed it, "Penis!"
Never break someone's heart, they only have one. Break their bones instead, they have 206 of them.
Why did the skeleton have no friends?
He was a boner!
Heheheh!
Ah, see ya soon kiddo.
I'm going on break.
I'll give you some fried snow later!
When I die, I want my body to be cremated.
And fucked! Fucked really hard, papí!! Like a real whore!! Like a real tramp!! Stuff your entire cock in there!!! Uhh!! Uhh!!
How are a bald eagle and a bald man similar?
Because they both have eyes.
I used to have a skeleton of jokes, now my supply is bone dry. Guess I wasn’t that femurous.
What do you call an athlete who injured 75% of his spine?
A quarterback.
I guess Neptune is next to Your Anus XDDDD.
Teacher: What does the pig's skin do?
Student: It keeps pig skin together! 😂
I always felt like a man trapped in a woman's body. But then I was born.
But in my defense, I was young then, and I had a womb without a view.
What did the butt cheek say to the other when you open us a big order of "choochie man" comes out?
What makes a skeleton laugh?
When you tickle his funny bone with a skele-TON of jokes!
Heh.
What do you call a person with no body and no nose? "Nobody knows."