Anatomy jokes
What do you tell your butt cheek when you need to use the bathroom? "Hold it in, so you won't get constipated and die."
What do you call a Russian man with three balls?
'Whodya nikabollokov'
What's the definition of a bastard?
Answer: A man with a 1 inch dick and a 10 inch tongue and all he wants to do is fuck!
Do fish have tits?
Fish tits.
Why did the squirrel swim on its back?
So it didn't get its nuts wet.
Lick my BALLS!
What do you call an octopus with eight legs? An octo-pussy!
Why did the nose cross the road to find the person who "nose"?
What did the tree say when it gets horny? My wood has a splinter.
What did the cell say when his sister stepped on his foot?
Mitosis!!! (my-toe-sis)
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to skull.
Why did the skeleton want a friend? Because he was feeling bonely.
Q: What did the DNA say to the other DNA?
A: Do these genes make my butt look fat? 💩
Why can't your nose be twelve inches?
Because then it would be a foot.
So, you're human, huh? Well, I'm a skeleton, so not much gets under my skin.
My penis is longer than one inch.
More like your anus.
What type of sound does your crack make?
Answer: Quack!
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What did the funny bone say to the skin?
"You're not humerus, I am!"