Have you heard of dideys?
Dideys balls fit in your mouth.
Anatomy Jokes
Is Uranus big? Well... your anus is...
What is a chode?
What do plus a pee and a nut... Nut pees, wait, pee nuts.
Son: Dad, what are those two huge balloons on mommy's chest?
Dad: I don't see balloons, but I see boobs. I mean, yes, balloons.
Son: Are you sure they're balloons? Yesterday I heard Uncle Frank trying to get a milk dispenser working.
I go to Venus to get a bigger penis.
Jugs!
Hey do you know saga?
Saga these ball sacks!
I'll break your bones, b*tch.
"Aww, it's a boy, let me cut off the ombelicul cored, sir, that's his penis!"
"It's a girl."
I'm jealous of your heart because it's pumping in you and I'm not.
When you split Uranus in half, it is "ur-anus." That's why it has a butts joke. Weird.
What did one nut say to the other? Ignore the guy in the middle. He's a d!ck.
Is "butt check" one word, or do I have to spread it?
Eat my ass!
Why do dwarfs laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
I’m sorry deez nuts can’t fit in your mouth.
When your mom tells you to stop playing on the computer, you say, "Foot you!"
Uranus, ur-anus, your anus. Anus is what's in between your two buttocks.
What did one nut say to the other nut?
A: "Candice deez nuts fit in my mouth."
