Anatomy jokes

What do you call a rabbit with a crooked dick?

Fucks funny.

Josh: What’s the useless piece of skin around the vagina called?

Daniel: Isn’t it the women?

Josh: Oh yes, that’s right.

Looks dragon!

Draggin' these nuts across yo face!

Q: What do you say to a kid who threatens to beat you up?

A: We can always rearrange your liver 😏

Penis, neck, rope?

I need a new butt. This one has a hole in it.

Nice cock, bitch.

Ass cream.

You have to have real balls to face prostate cancer.

Just not for long!

Man, Uranus is so big!

"What's worse than 10 dead babies stapled to a tree?"

"What?"

"1 dead baby stapled to 10 trees!"

My friend has ligma...

Lick ma balls!

Why did the knights laugh when they run?

The grass tickled their balls. 😅😂🤣

Why did the midgets laugh when they run?

Because their balls dragged along the ground. 😅😂🤣

Have you heard of dideys?

Dideys balls fit in your mouth.

Is Uranus big? Well... your anus is...

What is a chode?

What do plus a pee and a nut... Nut pees, wait, pee nuts.

Son: Dad, what are those two huge balloons on mommy's chest?

Dad: I don't see balloons, but I see boobs. I mean, yes, balloons.

Son: Are you sure they're balloons? Yesterday I heard Uncle Frank trying to get a milk dispenser working.

I go to Venus to get a bigger penis.