Age jokes
Why did the 18-year-old girl need a ladder to go to school?
Because it was High School.
Two old people sitting on a bench. One turns to the other and says, "My butt fell asleep." The other says, "Yep, I heard it snore a couple of times."
My grandad and your hairline go way back.
Did you know that McDonald's made a Michael Jackson burger? It’s a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.
My Grandma, like any other, got an APPLE IPHONE 12, but as we all know, we get dumb, and so we buy a phone. My grandma did not even know how to use it. She even said, "How do I go on Google?" I told her, "YOU CAN'T!" My grandma was, like, "Yeah right, how do I do it?"
Comment down below, does your grandma do this?
Don't flirt when there is Life Alert!
Edna: Hey there big boy!
Big boy: You need to stop doing this.
He: I am 60 and I have to slog 12 hours a day to make a living. Do you call it life?
She: I am 28 and still a virgin, do you call it life?
What's harder than steel? Joe Biden at a playground.
Your hairline is so far back that when your teacher puts you in the front of the class, your hairline is quite in the back.
Girls are like math; if they're under ten, then you use your fingers.
I always feel better when my doctor says something is normal for my age, but then think dying will also be normal for my age at some point.
What's an old man's favorite food?
Wrinkled onions.
Your mum is so old that when I told her to act her age, she died.
Yo mama so old the carpenter uses her crotch as sandpaper.
Wanna hear a clean one?
Old man takes a bath with bubbles.
Wanna hear a dirty one?
Bubbles is the 14 year old next door.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a baby? The baby is still alive.
My girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile. That's a big word for a seven year old.
How old is a blue plane?
Blue.
Your mom is so old, she turned to dust before Thanos snapped.
How can you tell Donald Trump is old and demented?
He can't distinguish between tanned people and cockroaches!