Age jokes

I hooked up with my German girlfriend, but I kept on getting distracted when she kept yelling her age.

What’s a priest's favorite sport?

Golf, because most of the holes are less than 18.

What's the difference between milk and a cancer patient?

There's none, they both don't age well.

There's a sexy milf that lives next door. The only thing better is her 8 Y/O.

TFW you're having sex with your German girlfriend and she won't stop telling you her age.

A father asked his son, Little Johnny, if he knew about the birds and the bees. “I don’t want to know!” Little Johnny said, exploding and bursting into tears.

Confused, his father asked Little Johnny what was wrong. “Oh, Pop,” Johnny sobbed, “For me there was no Santa Claus at age six, no Easter Bunny at seven, and no Tooth Fairy at eight. And if you’re telling me now that grownups don’t really have sex, I’ve got nothing left to live for!”

What did Sally get for her 18th birthday? A brick.

Why did she get a brick? She hit 18.

There are 4 people on an airplane, and the pilot has a heart attack and dies. The plane is going down, and there are also only 3 parachutes. So the guy who knows how to cure cancer says, "I’m jumping. I can save many lives." Then the 46th president, Joe Biden, says, "I’m taking the 2nd one." So there is only one left. Donald Trump says to the 7-year-old girl, "I have lived a long life. You can take the next one." So the little girl says, "That’s ok; the 46th president took my backpack." Lol.

What is the similar thing between alcohol and anal sex?

They are not for kids.

What does 9 and 36 add up to?

A life in prison.

When I was 8, my sister was half my age. I am 60 now, how old is my sister?

Comments: 30! Give me an easier question next time!

Captain America is a 106-year-old virgin.

Me on my way to the principal's office after the trans kid told me to act my age, so I told him to act his gender.

What's the best thing about 20-1 year olds... there's 20.

Man, abortion jokes just don't get old, do they?

In fact, they don't age at all.

Yo mama so old, she was in third grade with Moses.

Why are cops worried about drunk drivers and not elderly drivers?

Yo mama so old,

her memory is black and white.

I like my wine like my women:

16 and in my basement.

Bro, this guy's hairline I saw the other day was nowhere to be seen.