Age

Age jokes

Driver

1, 2, 3, 4, 5. I'm old enough to drive, for now I'm still alive, till I crash in that beehive!

Herb

In this modern age, I feel as though it's inappropriate to make jokes about herbs and fish.

It's not the thyme or the plaice for it.

Candle

What is tall when it's young but short when it's old?

A candle or a pencil!

Memes

Age memes

Milf

There's a sexy milf that lives next door. The only thing better is her 8 Y/O.

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    • Girlfriend

    TFW you're having sex with your German girlfriend and she won't stop telling you her age.

    Sex

    A father asked his son, Little Johnny, if he knew about the birds and the bees. “I don’t want to know!” Little Johnny said, exploding and bursting into tears.

    Confused, his father asked Little Johnny what was wrong. “Oh, Pop,” Johnny sobbed, “For me there was no Santa Claus at age six, no Easter Bunny at seven, and no Tooth Fairy at eight. And if you’re telling me now that grownups don’t really have sex, I’ve got nothing left to live for!”

    Brick

    What did Sally get for her 18th birthday? A brick.

    Why did she get a brick? She hit 18.

    Airplane

    There are 4 people on an airplane, and the pilot has a heart attack and dies. The plane is going down, and there are also only 3 parachutes. So the guy who knows how to cure cancer says, "I’m jumping. I can save many lives." Then the 46th president, Joe Biden, says, "I’m taking the 2nd one." So there is only one left. Donald Trump says to the 7-year-old girl, "I have lived a long life. You can take the next one." So the little girl says, "That’s ok; the 46th president took my backpack." Lol.

    Alcohol

    What is the similar thing between alcohol and anal sex?

    They are not for kids.

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    • Sister

    When I was 8, my sister was half my age. I am 60 now, how old is my sister?

    Comments: 30! Give me an easier question next time!

    Abortion

    Man, abortion jokes just don't get old, do they?

    In fact, they don't age at all.