Age jokes
How does a paedophile know if he's good at sex?
It'll forever be a mystery because the victims [are] too young to scream his name.
There are 4 people on an airplane, and the pilot has a heart attack and dies. The plane is going down, and there are also only 3 parachutes. So the guy who knows how to cure cancer says, "I’m jumping. I can save many lives." Then the 46th president, Joe Biden, says, "I’m taking the 2nd one." So there is only one left. Donald Trump says to the 7-year-old girl, "I have lived a long life. You can take the next one." So the little girl says, "That’s ok; the 46th president took my backpack." Lol.
What is the similar thing between alcohol and anal sex?
They are not for kids.
When I was 8, my sister was half my age. I am 60 now, how old is my sister?
Comments: 30! Give me an easier question next time!
Captain America is a 106-year-old virgin.
Memes
If she’s old enough to smoke, She’s old enough to choke.
If she’s old enough to pee, She’s old enough for me.
Me on my way to the principal's office after the trans kid told me to act my age, so I told him to act his gender.
What's the best thing about 20-1 year olds... there's 20.
Yo mama so old, she was in third grade with Moses.
Man, abortion jokes just don't get old, do they?
In fact, they don't age at all.
What’s the difference between a microwave and a 10 year old girl?
The microwave doesn’t fart out blood and diarrhea when you pull your meat out.
Imagine if Joe Biden was elected for a second term.
He would be the first president to be assassinated by a slick bathtub.
Samuel liked Batman when he was a kid.
He still is a kid.
What's the difference between a Chinese person and an old person?
One lasts long and another doesn't.
Why can't an orphan get a tattoo at a young age?
They don't have parent permission.
Why couldn’t the underage orphan get on an adult-only website? Because you need your parents' consent.
If she’s old enough to breed, she’s old enough for me.
I'm 43 and my date is 19. A man rudely comes up to our table and calls me a pedophile. I told him to fuck off, this is our 10th anniversary.
Which is better looking, girls or women?
I was born yesterday, and I walked down memory lane. I fell over the edge!