Age jokes
You're walking one day and a little kid, about 5-6 years old, comes up to you asking, "What's a condom?" You have to give that child the wrong answer, what would you tell them? Comment on what you would tell them.
How old do you have to be to drink? Any age.
In this modern age, I feel as though it's inappropriate to make jokes about herbs and fish.
It's not the thyme or the plaice for it.
I am Thor.
And next year, I will be five.
What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs in the evening?
A kitchen chair! Your momma sits in it for lunch, and your dad only manages to reattach one of the two legs that broke off by evening.
My grandad and your hairline go way back.
Dating in your 30s is like looking for a parking spot...
The good ones are all taken. The rest are either handicapped or too far away.
"Officer, don’t arrest me, she said she was 5 in dog years!"
childhood skipped @iissoo.00 fr😵💫
At one point in your life, you were exactly pi years old.
Bro, is your hairline and your forehead good friends because they go way back?
Your hair and your hairline must be best friends, 'cause they go waaaaay back!
I came across a pic of the oldest man on earth on IG. He was 132 years old.
I commented "age is just a number" for him; now I'm banned.
Me when people ask how old my girlfriends are:
"There's 2, there're 4, there're 6, there're 8."
Yo mama so old, when she left the antique shop, the alarm went off.
Your mama's so young your dad went to jail.
I hooked up with my German girlfriend, but I kept on getting distracted when she kept yelling her age.
Why did the African 3 year old cry?
He was having a midlife crisis.
A woman's age is harder to get than the President's phone number.
You look too old to be living with your grandma.