Age jokes
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Due to her death, you can no longer get a letter from the Queen when you turn 100.
Instead, you now receive a text from Prince Andrew when you turn 14.
Who is the least young Dave?
Dave-on.
Your hairline and my grandpa go way back.
Who is the oldest Dave?
Daveon.
Memes
Why did the African 3 year old cry?
He was having a midlife crisis.
"Officer, don’t arrest me, she said she was 5 in dog years!"
Me when people ask how old my girlfriends are:
"There's 2, there're 4, there're 6, there're 8."
Dating in your 30s is like looking for a parking spot...
The good ones are all taken. The rest are either handicapped or too far away.
Bro, is your hairline and your forehead good friends because they go way back?
At one point in your life, you were exactly pi years old.
Three boys are in the 4th grade; one is black, one is white, and the other is Hispanic. Who has the biggest penis?
The black one... he's 13!
A woman's age is harder to get than the President's phone number.
Quote from Seth no.1: "I would have fought back, but she was seven."
I hooked up with my German girlfriend, but I kept on getting distracted when she kept yelling her age.
What’s a priest's favorite sport?
Golf, because most of the holes are less than 18.
There's a sexy milf that lives next door. The only thing better is her 8 Y/O.
TFW you're having sex with your German girlfriend and she won't stop telling you her age.
A father asked his son, Little Johnny, if he knew about the birds and the bees. “I don’t want to know!” Little Johnny said, exploding and bursting into tears.
Confused, his father asked Little Johnny what was wrong. “Oh, Pop,” Johnny sobbed, “For me there was no Santa Claus at age six, no Easter Bunny at seven, and no Tooth Fairy at eight. And if you’re telling me now that grownups don’t really have sex, I’ve got nothing left to live for!”
What did Sally get for her 18th birthday? A brick.
Why did she get a brick? She hit 18.