Age jokes

Bro, is your hairline and your forehead good friends because they go way back?

"Officer, don’t arrest me, she said she was 5 in dog years!"

A woman's age is harder to get than the President's phone number.

Quote from Seth no.1: "I would have fought back, but she was seven."

Three boys are in the 4th grade; one is black, one is white, and the other is Hispanic. Who has the biggest penis?

The black one... he's 13!

Your mama's so young your dad went to jail.

Your hairline and my grandpa go way back.

I stole my friend's amnesia medication the other day, he was pretty pissed.

But I reminded him of the age-old mantra: "Forgive and forget!"

I came across a pic of the oldest man on earth on IG. He was 132 years old.

I commented "age is just a number" for him; now I'm banned.

Yo mama so old, she was accepted for the museum.

Yo mama so old, when she left the antique shop, the alarm went off.

Yo mom's so old, she went into the museum and walked out with a raise.

Your hair and your hairline must be best friends, 'cause they go waaaaay back!

My grandad and your hairline go way back.

Me when people ask how old my girlfriends are:

"There's 2, there're 4, there're 6, there're 8."

Why did the African 3 year old cry?

He was having a midlife crisis.

At one point in your life, you were exactly pi years old.

Dating in your 30s is like looking for a parking spot...

The good ones are all taken. The rest are either handicapped or too far away.

childhood skipped @iissoo.00 fr😵‍💫

Due to her death, you can no longer get a letter from the Queen when you turn 100.

Instead, you now receive a text from Prince Andrew when you turn 14.