Your mom is so old, she turned to dust before Thanos snapped.
Old Mom Joke
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is saying your mom is so ancient that she literally crumbled into dust even before Thanos used the Infinity Gauntlet to turn half the universe into dust. Thanos is a bad guy from the Avengers movie. Do you even watch movies? You probably need a nap, you look tired, and your face is so shiny. Are you using an oil-based moisturizer?
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That’s not dark. At all.