African Jokes

A teacher asked a class who killed Goliath. The first pupil said he wasn’t the one. The second said he doesn’t know. No one knew in the class.

The teacher got furious and dashed to the Head Master’s office to report. Immediately, the head master followed him back to the class with a cane. He growled- “If no one tells me who killed Goliath in this class, you will see fire!” Everyone in the class insisted on the fact that it wasn’t them.

Then the Head master looked at the teacher and said- “Mr. Dapo, are you sure that the person who killed Goliath is in this class?” The teacher fainted.

The "W" in African stands for water.

I remember the time that Gordon Ramsay did an African food episode... it was a short episode. Too bad he couldn’t find any.

Out of a total population of 1.3 billion, no one in Africa actually speaks "African."

how many africans does it take to change a light

a water bottle

when the me and the boys got caught walking around the school during recess

Three boys are running through a field. The image text reads: "Me and the boys running from the teacher after telling the African kid to make an infinite water source."

I'm holding an African themed party tomorrow. There is no food, and the drinks are 10 miles away!

What was the African kid with water called...? The lucky one. 😭😭

When you can’t have Chinese food because you don’t have any pets,

just eat African food, you have plenty of neighbors!

What are Africans' favorite game to play? Hungry hippos.

If you have sex and your African parents find out,

“You can do the boom boom. But you can not do the boom boom in my house. Do it somewhere else."

Sam Mensah!

Hey, watch me eat this African sandwich.

*Takes huge bite of air.*

Why can't you solve a murder in Alabama?

All the DNA is identical and there are no dental records.

I just read in the news that tons of Americans are sending their old clothes to poor people in Africa.

Seems like a waste of time in my opinion. I've never seen an African with a 52 inch waist.

I was about to say an African joke, but it was too dry.

Three rednecks, Billy, Joe, and John, are talking about their hobbies. They agree on shooting. John says, "I like shooting animals." Joe says, "I like shooting birds." Billy says, "I like shooting cans." Joe and John ask, "What kind of cans, like bear cans, Pepsi cans, or cola cans?" Billy responds, "Africans, Mexicans, Jamaicans, and Asian Americans."