A teacher asked a class who killed Goliath, the first pupil said he wasn’t the one, the second said he doesn’t know. No one knew in the class. The teacher got furious and dashed to the Head Master’s office to report. Immediately, the head master followed him back to the class with a cane. He growled- “If no one tells me who killed Goliath in this class, you will see fire” Everyone in the class insisted on the fact that it wasn’t them. Then the Head master looked at the teacher and said- “Mr Dapo, are you sure that the person who killed Goliath is in this class? The teacher fainted.
The W in African stands for water.
I remember the time that Gordon Ramsay did a African food episode... it was a short episode to bad he couldn’t find any
Out of a total population of 1.3 billion no one in Africa actually speaks African.
how many africans does it take to change a light
a water bottle
I'm holding an African themed party tomorrow , there is no food , and the drinks are 10 miles away !
what was the african kid with water called..? The lucky one, 😭😭
When you can’t have Chinese food because you don’t have any pets,
Just eat African food, you have plenty of neighbors!
What are Africans favorite game to play? Hungry hippos
If you have sex and your African parents find out
“You can do the boom boom. But you can not do the boom boom in my house. Do it somewhere else.
Sam mensah!
Hey watch me eat this African sandwich. Takes huge bite of air.
Why can't you solve a murder in Alabama?
All the DNA is identical and there are no dental records
3 rednecks Billy,Joe and John talk about they hobbies, they agree shooting. John says i like shooting animals. Joe says I like shooting birds. Billy says I like shooting cans. Joe and John ask "what kind of can like bear cans, pepsi cans or cola cans". Billy respond Africans, Mexicans, Jamaicans and Asian Americans.
Imagine Africans during solar eclipse...
What's the fastest thing on earth? An Ethiopian with a McDonald's Voucher.
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Three ladies were on a flight, when suddenly the captain announced, "Please prepare for a crash landing." The first lady put on all her jewelry. Surprised by this, the other ladies questioned her actions. The first lady replied, "Well, when they come to rescue us they will see that I am rich, and will rescue me first." The second lady, not wanting to be left behind, began to take off her top and bra. "Why are you doing that?" the other ladies questioned. "Well, when they come to rescue us, they will see my great t*ts and will take me first." The third lady who was African, not wanting to be outdone, took off her pants and panties. "Why are you doing that?" the other ladies questioned. "Well, they always search for the black box first."
Whats the difference betwee a pair of jeans and an african baby?
A pair of jeans only has 1 fly .
Have you ever eaten African food?
