African jokes
A teacher asked a class who killed Goliath. The first pupil said he wasn’t the one. The second said he doesn’t know. No one knew in the class.
The teacher got furious and dashed to the Head Master’s office to report. Immediately, the head master followed him back to the class with a cane. He growled- “If no one tells me who killed Goliath in this class, you will see fire!” Everyone in the class insisted on the fact that it wasn’t them.
Then the Head master looked at the teacher and said- “Mr. Dapo, are you sure that the person who killed Goliath is in this class?” The teacher fainted.
Ever tried African food?
Neither have they.
How many white police officers does it take to push an African-American gentleman down the stairs?
Push?! He fell...
The "W" in African stands for water.
I remember the time that Gordon Ramsay did an African food episode... it was a short episode. Too bad he couldn’t find any.
when the me and the boys got caught walking around the school during recess
Out of a total population of 1.3 billion, no one in Africa actually speaks "African."
What is the difference between white people and Africans? The white people watch "The Hunger Games," the Africans live it.
How many Africans does it take to change a light?
A water bottle.
I'm holding an African themed party tomorrow. There is no food, and the drinks are 10 miles away!
What was the African kid with water called...? The lucky one. 😭😭
When you can’t have Chinese food because you don’t have any pets,
just eat African food, you have plenty of neighbors!
What are Africans' favorite game to play? Hungry hippos.
If you have sex and your African parents find out,
“You can do the boom boom. But you can not do the boom boom in my house. Do it somewhere else."
Sam Mensah!
Hey, watch me eat this African sandwich.
*Takes huge bite of air.*
Why can't you solve a murder in Alabama?
All the DNA is identical and there are no dental records.
I just read in the news that tons of Americans are sending their old clothes to poor people in Africa.
Seems like a waste of time in my opinion. I've never seen an African with a 52 inch waist.
Three rednecks, Billy, Joe, and John, are talking about their hobbies. They agree on shooting. John says, "I like shooting animals." Joe says, "I like shooting birds." Billy says, "I like shooting cans." Joe and John ask, "What kind of cans, like bear cans, Pepsi cans, or cola cans?" Billy responds, "Africans, Mexicans, Jamaicans, and Asian Americans."
I was about to say an African joke, but it was too dry.
Imagine Africans during a solar eclipse...