African jokes
If you have sex and your African parents find out,
“You can do the boom boom. But you can not do the boom boom in my house. Do it somewhere else."
The African kids' theme song is "Staying Alive."
What's the difference between sand and food? Africans have plenty of sand.
I'm holding an African themed party tomorrow. There is no food, and the drinks are 10 miles away!
For 15 cents a day, you can feed an African child. They eat spare change, I guess.
Astronauts just found water on Mars! Mars: 1. Africa: 0.
Look! An ancient African city!
From the makers of Timbukone...
What's an African's favorite sport to play, but they can't? Water polo.
The "W" in African stands for water.
Do you know when an African doesn't feel hungry?
When he is dead.
Sam Mensah!
What do you call a mosquito in your language?
We don't call them, they just come and bite.
What's an African's favorite TV show?
Meal Or No Meal!
Why can't you solve a murder in Alabama?
All the DNA is identical and there are no dental records.
What do you call an alligator detective??
An investi-gator.
Me: Have you ever tried African food?
You: No.
Me: They haven't either.
My mother wanted to test my responsibility and wanted me to cook dinner for the family to help me understand how it feels to constantly cook for a whole family. So, me with my horrible humor, decided to make a giant joke for when dinner time came around, and so I just got four plates and set them in front of my family and I then said, "Here you are, a fine African meal." Then everybody looked at me in disappointment, and then I continued to say, "What? Poor taste?"
Africa spelled backwards is Acirfa, which means absolutely nothing. But Acirfa spelled backwards is Africa, which is a word.
Hello, Brudas, my name Badabeeyeabolamazoqanba. I, forty-eight-year man from Somalia. Sorry for bad England. I sold my wife for internet connect, and I am level thirteen in Roblacks. If you want to get batter in Roblacks, contact me at Gmail@borakoobama. Send me your bank account information and password. Than I well give you all the cotton you desire. Sorry for bad spelling. I kindergarden dropout.
Why are there no Africans on cruise ships from Africa to America?
Once again, they don't fall for the trick!