African jokes
3 men walk up to Indians, one American, one Muslim, and one African American. The Indians say, "We're all gonna kill you." One of the men asks why. The Indian says, "So we can use your skin to make kyanks." He also says, "Y'all decide how you die." The Muslim says, "I want to drown," so they drown him. The African American says, "Shoot me." And the American grabs a fork and starts poking himself everywhere, I mean everywhere. The Indian said, "What's the point of this?" and the American says, "F**k your kyanks."
Dark humor never gets old, like kids from Africa.
Why do hackers in Africa have hard times dealing with firewalls?
They don't have water.
What's the difference between white people and Africans?.... The white people get water.
My mom told me that Africans don't have food, so I shipped my fat-ass brother.
Why did the African win the food eating contest?
Beginner's luck.
Why are there no pharmacies in Africa?
Because you can’t take medicine on an empty stomach.
American: I've never shot a gun.
African: That's the first coming from an American!
What do Africans eat for breakfast?
E-bola Cornflakes.
What do you call a hungry person?
African.
Why are some people African?
Because genes, you dummy!
An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."
He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"
He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."
Have you ever had African water??
Neither have they.
In Africa, it doesn't matter if you're gay, straight, or bisexual.
At the end of the day, it's night.
What is a gun that Africa doesn't have? A water gun.
Why are there no chemists in Africa?
Because you can’t take tablets on an empty stomach.
How many South Africans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A Brazilian.
Did you know Africans don’t have to be black?
If you really think about it, every market in Africa is a black market.
Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.