African jokes

What's the fastest thing on earth?

An Ethiopian with a McDonald's Voucher.

Have you ever eaten African food?

I met an African girl the other night, we spoke for hours.

We just clicked.

An African man visits his friend in the US.

“I just flew in yesterday,” the African man says. “And boy are my arms tired!”

“You know, that’s kind of an old joke here in America,” replied his friend.

“Joke?” the African man said. “I’ve been holding my hands in the air yelling ‘don’t shoot’ ever since I got to this damn country!”

Three ladies were on a flight when suddenly the captain announced, "Please prepare for a crash landing."

The first lady put on all her jewelry. Surprised by this, the other ladies questioned her actions. The first lady replied, "Well, when they come to rescue us they will see that I am rich and will rescue me first." The second lady, not wanting to be left behind, began to take off her top and bra. "Why are you doing that?" the other ladies questioned. "Well, when they come to rescue us, they will see my great tits and will take me first." The third lady who was African, not wanting to be outdone, took off her pants and panties. "Why are you doing that?" the other ladies questioned. "Well, they always search for the black box first."

What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an African baby?

A pair of jeans only has 1 fly.

Why did the white girl come back from Africa?

Because there was no water for her to drink. I'm black.

Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark?

Because the Africans couldn't swim.

German XP farms: Train carrying chained guys.

American XP farms: Walking up to a school with a gun.

African XP farms: Cotton field.

Hillary Clinton lost last time to the first African American president, Barack Obama. Why will she lose this one to Donald Trump?

Because orange is the new black.

My friend told me to name a country in Africa.

So I said, "Hungry."

Why did the African win the food eating contest?

Beginner's luck.

Did you know every market in Africa is a black market?

Why are there no Africans on cruise ships from Africa to America?

Once again, they don't fall for the trick!

How did a man know his wife died?

Dishis start piling up.

What was the score to the African basketball game? It was 8-0.

Why did the African 3 year old cry?

He was having a midlife crisis.

The term "every 60 seconds" is so stupid.

You know Africans don’t get seconds.

Black humor is when you ask water to African people.

My mom told me that Africans don't have food, so I shipped my fat-ass brother.