African jokes
On Paxomedy channel, I made a video of a Rooster and a dog fighting.
I needed to know why they were fighting. Once I dug down into the issue, it turned out that the Dog called the Rooster a Cock, and the Rooster laughed and called the Dog a useless Bitch, and that was the beginning of their fight, and weird enough, the Cock won!
I went to congratulate the winner, but he thought he was insulting me by calling me Zinjathropus, but I said that was a compliment because Zinja was an old skeleton found in Africa, and I am African. I said to the Rooster he shouldn't have fought with the dog just because he called him a Cock. He said that being called a Cock is a compliment, and the fighting was his exercise to toughen up for serious fights with Dogs!
How did a man know his wife died?
Dishis start piling up.
Africa has every type of gun but one...
A water gun.
What are Africans composed of?
99% Coca-Cola.
The longer the relationship, the longer the breakup will hurt you. Better break up now ooo.🤣
African Wise Proverb Quote
Did you know every market in Africa is a black market?
A UN survey asked the following: Please, in your honest opinion, could you give your thoughts on the food shortages in the rest of the world?
It was a failure because:
South Americans don’t know the word “please.”
Eastern Europeans don’t know the word “honest.”
Middle Easterns don’t know the word “opinion.”
Balkans don’t know the word “give.”
Chinese don’t know the word “thoughts.”
Africans don’t know the word “food.”
Western Europeans don’t know the word “shortage.”
Americans don’t know the words “the rest of the world.”
Then they simply explained “just donate healthy food to the global south to help.” But that still didn’t sit right with everyone, because Israelis do not know the word “donate,” and Pacific Islanders do not know the words “healthy food.”
When you can’t have Chinese food because you don’t have any pets,
just eat African food, you have plenty of neighbors!
Africa has every gun except for what?
A water gun.
What's the most illegal activity in Africa?
Watering the plants.
Yo mama so fat that if she didn't eat for a day, there would be enough food to feed Africans for 500 years.
Where do whales get weighed?
The whaleway station.
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What was the African kid with water called...? The lucky one. 😭😭
How do you cause an African parade?
You just carry a water bottle around and hold it up!
100% of blind people in Africa can't see. Together, we can stop this.
Have you ever had Ethiopian food?
Don't worry, neither have they.
I met an African girl the other night, we spoke for hours.
We just clicked.
Bessie Coleman - I don't want to be a flier cause I am African American.
What are Africans' favorite game to play? Hungry hippos.
How do you get a party started in Africa?
You put a slice of bread on the ceiling and everyone will be jumping.