An African man visits his friend in the US.
“I just flew in yesterday,” the African man says. “And boy are my arms tired!”
“You know, that’s kind of an old joke here in America,” replied his friend.
“Joke?” the African man said. “I’ve been holding my hands in the air yelling ‘don’t shoot’ ever since I got to this damn country!”
Three ladies were on a flight when suddenly the captain announced, "Please prepare for a crash landing."
The first lady put on all her jewelry. Surprised by this, the other ladies questioned her actions. The first lady replied, "Well, when they come to rescue us they will see that I am rich and will rescue me first." The second lady, not wanting to be left behind, began to take off her top and bra. "Why are you doing that?" the other ladies questioned. "Well, when they come to rescue us, they will see my great tits and will take me first." The third lady who was African, not wanting to be outdone, took off her pants and panties. "Why are you doing that?" the other ladies questioned. "Well, they always search for the black box first."
What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an African baby?
A pair of jeans only has 1 fly.
Have you ever eaten African food?
why did the white girl come back from african
because they was no water for her to drink i'm black
German XP farms: Train carrying chained guys.
American XP farms: Walking up to a school with a gun.
African XP farms: Cotton field.
Hillary Clinton lost last time to the first African American president, Barack Obama. Why will she lose this one to Donald Trump?
Because orange is the new black.
Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark?
Because the Africans couldn't swim.
My friend told me to name a country in Africa.
So I said, "Hungry."
Why did the African win the food eating contest?
Beginner's luck.
Did you know every market in Africa is a black market?
What was the score to the African basketball game? It was 8-0
Why did the African 3 year old cry?
He was having a mid life crisis
How did a man know his wife died?
Dishis start piling up.
Why are there no Africans on cruise ships from Africa to America?
Once again, they don't fall for the trick!
The term "every 60 seconds" is so stupid.
You know Africans don’t get seconds.
Black humor is when you ask water to African people.
My mom told me that Africans don't have food, so I shipped my fat-ass brother.
On Paxomedy channel, I made a video of a Rooster and a dog fighting.
I needed to know why they were fighting. Once I dug down into the issue, it turned out that the Dog called the Rooster a Cock, and the Rooster laughed and called the Dog a useless Bitch, and that was the beginning of their fight, and weird enough, the Cock won!
I went to congratulate the winner, but he thought he was insulting me by calling me Zinjathropus, but I said that was a compliment because Zinja was an old skeleton found in Africa, and I am African. I said to the Rooster he shouldn't have fought with the dog just because he called him a Cock. He said that being called a Cock is a compliment, and the fighting was his exercise to toughen up for serious fights with Dogs!
What is the difference between white people and Africans? The white people watch the hunger games the Africans live it
