What do Africans eat for breakfast?
E-bola Cornflakes.
Q: What is the difference between Americans and Africans? A: Some of them have food, and some of them don't have food.
How do you cause an African parade?
You just carry a water bottle around and hold it up!
Yo mama so fat that if she didn't eat for a day, there would be enough food to feed Africans for 500 years.
I read the joke "what we breathe is called oxygen, that is African food" to my African friend, but he is breathing in tears from his mother dying of hunger...
Did you know Africans don’t have to be black?
An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."
He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"
He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."
Bessie Coleman - I don't want to be a flier cause I am African American.
Do you know when an African doesn't feel hungry?
When he is dead.
Why did the African child wake up suddenly? Because he was being sexually abused.
I breathe in African food.
There was a house with a three-story building.
The first one had Mexicans.
The second one had Africans.
The third one had white people.
An earthquake came.
But who did survive?
The white family because they were at work.
Africa has every gun except for what?
A water gun.
Mom
What are Africans composed of?
99% Coca-Cola.
Well, yo mama is fat, and when she loses weight, all the food that she has is hers, but the Africans get none.
When an African has a twin, your me??
The longer the relationship, the longer the breakup will hurt you. Better break up now ooo.🤣
Only if Africans knew about condoms, so many mosquitoes wouldn't die of AIDS.
A UN survey asked the following: Please, in your honest opinion, could you give your thoughts on the food shortages in the rest of the world?
It was a failure because:
South Americans don’t know the word “please.”
Eastern Europeans don’t know the word “honest.”
Middle Easterns don’t know the word “opinion.”
Balkans don’t know the word “give.”
Chinese don’t know the word “thoughts.”
Africans don’t know the word “food.”
Western Europeans don’t know the word “shortage.”
Americans don’t know the words “the rest of the world.”
Then they simply explained “just donate healthy food to the global south to help.” But that still didn’t sit right with everyone, because Israelis do not know the word “donate,” and Pacific Islanders do not know the words “healthy food.”
