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African jokes

Rooster

On Paxomedy channel, I made a video of a Rooster and a dog fighting.

I needed to know why they were fighting. Once I dug down into the issue, it turned out that the Dog called the Rooster a Cock, and the Rooster laughed and called the Dog a useless Bitch, and that was the beginning of their fight, and weird enough, the Cock won!

I went to congratulate the winner, but he thought he was insulting me by calling me Zinjathropus, but I said that was a compliment because Zinja was an old skeleton found in Africa, and I am African. I said to the Rooster he shouldn't have fought with the dog just because he called him a Cock. He said that being called a Cock is a compliment, and the fighting was his exercise to toughen up for serious fights with Dogs!

Difference

Q: What is the difference between Americans and Africans? A: Some of them have food, and some of them don't have food.

Parade

How do you cause an African parade?

You just carry a water bottle around and hold it up!

Memes

Mama

Yo mama so fat that if she didn't eat for a day, there would be enough food to feed Africans for 500 years.

Hunger

I read the joke "what we breathe is called oxygen, that is African food" to my African friend, but he is breathing in tears from his mother dying of hunger...

Sign

An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."

He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"

He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."

Cause

Bessie Coleman - I don't want to be a flier cause I am African American.

Abuse

Why did the African child wake up suddenly? Because he was being sexually abused.

Earthquake

There was a house with a three-story building.

The first one had Mexicans.

The second one had Africans.

The third one had white people.

An earthquake came.

But who did survive?

The white family because they were at work.

Mama

Well, yo mama is fat, and when she loses weight, all the food that she has is hers, but the Africans get none.

Condom

Only if Africans knew about condoms, so many mosquitoes wouldn't die of AIDS.