African jokes
Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.
How do you cause an African parade?
You just carry a water bottle around and hold it up!
What do you call a mosquito in your language?
We don't call them, they just come and bite.
Why are there no Africans on cruise ships from Africa to America?
Once again, they don't fall for the trick!
Have you ever had African water??
Neither have they.
Do you know when an African doesn't feel hungry?
When he is dead.
What do you call an alligator detective??
An investi-gator.
Have you ever had Ethiopian food?
Don't worry, neither have they.
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Black humor is when you ask water to African people.
Q: What is the difference between Americans and Africans? A: Some of them have food, and some of them don't have food.
When it comes to mosquitoes in Africa, should you feel bad that they're getting AIDS from their victims?
Did you know every market in Africa is a black market?
Hello, Brudas, my name Badabeeyeabolamazoqanba. I, forty-eight-year man from Somalia. Sorry for bad England. I sold my wife for internet connect, and I am level thirteen in Roblacks. If you want to get batter in Roblacks, contact me at Gmail@borakoobama. Send me your bank account information and password. Than I well give you all the cotton you desire. Sorry for bad spelling. I kindergarden dropout.
Africa spelled backwards is Acirfa, which means absolutely nothing. But Acirfa spelled backwards is Africa, which is a word.
Why does Africa have no pharmacies? Because you can't have medicine on an empty stomach.
What was the score to the African basketball game? It was 8-0.
How do you start a rave in Africa? Stick a pizza onto the ceiling.
Three rednecks, Billy, Joe, and John, are talking about their hobbies. They agree on shooting. John says, "I like shooting animals." Joe says, "I like shooting birds." Billy says, "I like shooting cans." Joe and John ask, "What kind of cans, like bear cans, Pepsi cans, or cola cans?" Billy responds, "Africans, Mexicans, Jamaicans, and Asian Americans."
On Paxomedy channel, I made a video of a Rooster and a dog fighting.
I needed to know why they were fighting. Once I dug down into the issue, it turned out that the Dog called the Rooster a Cock, and the Rooster laughed and called the Dog a useless Bitch, and that was the beginning of their fight, and weird enough, the Cock won!
I went to congratulate the winner, but he thought he was insulting me by calling me Zinjathropus, but I said that was a compliment because Zinja was an old skeleton found in Africa, and I am African. I said to the Rooster he shouldn't have fought with the dog just because he called him a Cock. He said that being called a Cock is a compliment, and the fighting was his exercise to toughen up for serious fights with Dogs!