African jokes
Everything is now so expensive in Africa that witches don’t serve food in dreams again. Am I lying? Okay, when last did you eat in your dreams?
African Kid: "Mom, can we have water?"
Mom: "Sure, it's in the house."
African Kid: *Goes to the fridge and opens the door searching for cold water*
The fridge: ERROR 404 Water Not Found
Imagine Africans during a solar eclipse...
What do you call a blowjob in Africa?
Breakfast.
Have you ever thought about the fact that every market in Africa is a black market?
Only if Africans knew about condoms, so many mosquitoes wouldn't die of AIDS.
What is the definition of African-American Vienna sausages?
cocks of African-American men
Hey, watch me eat this African sandwich.
*Takes huge bite of air.*
What kind of games do they play in Africa? The hunger games.
What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an African baby?
A pair of jeans only has 1 fly.
All these African jokes aren't funny when you are a lover of Africa, how are there still Africans alive? Y'all are racist and may God forgive you. You know we're rich with natural resources, that's why y'all come to steal from us. Shame on you all!
I breathe in African food.
People in Africa have earth, fire, air, but never water.
Why doesn't Africa have pharmacies?
Because you can't take drugs on an empty stomach.
Why did the girl fall off the swing?
Coz she had no arms, bants!
What do you call a website that openly encourages racist posts?
I just read in the news that tons of Americans are sending their old clothes to poor people in Africa.
Seems like a waste of time in my opinion. I've never seen an African with a 52 inch waist.
There was a house with a three-story building.
The first one had Mexicans.
The second one had Africans.
The third one had white people.
An earthquake came.
But who did survive?
The white family because they were at work.
Three rednecks, Billy, Joe, and John, are talking about their hobbies. They agree on shooting. John says, "I like shooting animals." Joe says, "I like shooting birds." Billy says, "I like shooting cans." Joe and John ask, "What kind of cans, like bear cans, Pepsi cans, or cola cans?" Billy responds, "Africans, Mexicans, Jamaicans, and Asian Americans."
Hillary Clinton lost last time to the first African American president, Barack Obama. Why will she lose this one to Donald Trump?
Because orange is the new black.