African jokes
Africa spelled backwards is Acirfa, which means absolutely nothing. But Acirfa spelled backwards is Africa, which is a word.
An African man visits his friend in the US.
“I just flew in yesterday,” the African man says. “And boy are my arms tired!”
“You know, that’s kind of an old joke here in America,” replied his friend.
“Joke?” the African man said. “I’ve been holding my hands in the air yelling ‘don’t shoot’ ever since I got to this damn country!”
Why did the girl fall off the swing?
Coz she had no arms, bants!
Have you ever had Ethiopian food?
Don't worry, neither have they.
What do you call a website that openly encourages racist posts?
Why are there no Africans on cruise ships from Africa to America?
Once again, they don't fall for the trick!
Do you know when an African doesn't feel hungry?
When he is dead.
Three rednecks, Billy, Joe, and John, are talking about their hobbies. They agree on shooting. John says, "I like shooting animals." Joe says, "I like shooting birds." Billy says, "I like shooting cans." Joe and John ask, "What kind of cans, like bear cans, Pepsi cans, or cola cans?" Billy responds, "Africans, Mexicans, Jamaicans, and Asian Americans."
Where do whales get weighed?
The whaleway station.
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American: I've never shot a gun.
African: That's the first coming from an American!
Why is there no gambling in Africa?
Too many Cheetahs.
Did you know every market in Africa is a black market?
People in Africa have earth, fire, air, but never water.
If you really think about it, every market in Africa is a black market.
Only if Africans knew about condoms, so many mosquitoes wouldn't die of AIDS.
On Paxomedy channel, I made a video of a Rooster and a dog fighting.
I needed to know why they were fighting. Once I dug down into the issue, it turned out that the Dog called the Rooster a Cock, and the Rooster laughed and called the Dog a useless Bitch, and that was the beginning of their fight, and weird enough, the Cock won!
I went to congratulate the winner, but he thought he was insulting me by calling me Zinjathropus, but I said that was a compliment because Zinja was an old skeleton found in Africa, and I am African. I said to the Rooster he shouldn't have fought with the dog just because he called him a Cock. He said that being called a Cock is a compliment, and the fighting was his exercise to toughen up for serious fights with Dogs!
How did a man know his wife died?
Dishis start piling up.
Why do hackers in Africa have hard times dealing with firewalls?
They don't have water.
Hillary Clinton lost last time to the first African American president, Barack Obama. Why will she lose this one to Donald Trump?
Because orange is the new black.
What are Africans composed of?
99% Coca-Cola.